#13 has been eliminated! Round 3.




Scene #1
"Off-screen Sarah cosies up to her successful composer boyfriend, Peter Bretter. He's no household name, yet Bretter's dark and ominous score has set the tone for this gruesome juggernaught. Looks like the sky's the limit for this adorable couple."



Scene #2
P: Maybe if we just held each other or something, you'd remember what it's like to be with me.
S: No..
P: Hold me.



Scene #3



Scene #4
S: Aldous, this is Peter.
A: Hey, alright Peter, nice to meet you mate. Aldous. Good to meet you man.
S: My ex boyfriend.
A: Oh right hey, I'm Aldous Snow!
P: I know who you are, yeah, you're very very famous.



Scene #5
B: Enjoy that? Did you like what you saw?
P: It hurt, a lot. But I know Sarah, and I'm pretty sure I just ruined her day.



Scene #6
P: I need a drink. Would you guys like a drink?
A: Well no, actually, because, um.. seven years clean, that's what this tattoo denotes. Seven years free from drugs and alcohol. If I have just one sip of wine, by the end of the evening I'll be rimming waiters for their tips, just to get me hands on a rock, you know what I mean. Nasty.



Scene #7
P: Have a great dinner.
S: Thank you.
P: Groupie whore.
S: Psycho stalker.



Scene #8
Oh these ancient skies, I've had these wandering eyes. But you took me by surprise when you let me inside of you.



Scene #9



Scene #10
A: I'm in hammock with me lady, watching the sea roll by. Things'll be great now, 'cause we're in Hawaii.



Scene #11
S: The show's been cancelled.
A: That's good, that's what you wanted.
S: Yeah.. yeah it is. It's just, um, I guess I thought we had another year left. It seemed like we did, and.. this'll be good, because it's been a long awaited transition into film for me, don't get me wrong, but it's just, it's a surprise.



Scene #12
S: I don't wanna step out of the spotlight, and then be forgotten. I don't wanna disappear. I'm freaked out, I'm gonna be honest, I'm really freaked out right now. Ok, because.. seemingly, the only actresses that actually can survive are the ones who show their cooter, and excuse me, but I refuse to do that. I have a little dignity. And I don't have the frame to support plastic surgery, I would tip over, and I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to exploit myself.


Scene #13 - Eliminated Round 2


Scene #14 - Eliminated Round 1



Scene #15
S: No, it's fine, I'm just glad you're keeping him company. Because you seem like a really nice person. And you're very pretty.
R: Oh gosh, you're like, way prettier.
S: No, you're like, so pretty.
R: Really? Wow.. thank you.



Scene #16
S: Oh, I tried. You have no idea how hard I tried, Peter. I talked to a therapist, I talked to my mother, I read every book possible. I took love seminars, I took sex seminars; none of it worked, none of it made a difference to you. And I couldn't drown with you anymore. Don't you dare sit there and tell me that I didn't try. I did. You were just too stupid to notice.



Scene #17
S: Woah.. I though you were gonna wear the shirt I got you?
A: What.. no, I mean, I do love that shirt you got me, I admire Sir Tommy Bahama an awful lot, he's a talented man, but tonight I feel this is appropriate.



Scene #18
P: Oh wow, um yeah, thank you, Sarah got it for me.



Scene #19
S: What? I just accepted an invitation, I didn't want to be rude.
A: This has got us in a terrible situation, now I'm going to have to sit with them wearing this shirt.
S: You'll be wearing the shirt regardless.



Scene #20
S: So, just so we're clear, and so I can kinda hone in on your central thesis of the night, wade through all the bull****, you're telling me you think you have the right to just **** anyone, anywhere, anytime?
A: Yes, there it is. Not quite so eloquently as you just put it sweetheart, but ultimately that is.. oh no! Not the shirt! Take my eyes but not the shirt!



Scene #21
S: I hate your music.
A: Yeah, well, I ****ed the housekeeper the other day.



Scene #22
S: Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink..
P: Excuse me, no, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces, and so my **** doesn't want to be around you anymore! Ever! 'Cause you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!



Scene #23
S: Life's a bitch.
J: And where you're going, that's exactly what you'll be.

#6 has been eliminated! Round 4.




Scene #1
"Off-screen Sarah cosies up to her successful composer boyfriend, Peter Bretter. He's no household name, yet Bretter's dark and ominous score has set the tone for this gruesome juggernaught. Looks like the sky's the limit for this adorable couple."



Scene #2
P: Maybe if we just held each other or something, you'd remember what it's like to be with me.
S: No..
P: Hold me.



Scene #3



Scene #4
S: Aldous, this is Peter.
A: Hey, alright Peter, nice to meet you mate. Aldous. Good to meet you man.
S: My ex boyfriend.
A: Oh right hey, I'm Aldous Snow!
P: I know who you are, yeah, you're very very famous.



Scene #5
B: Enjoy that? Did you like what you saw?
P: It hurt, a lot. But I know Sarah, and I'm pretty sure I just ruined her day.


Scene #6 - Eliminated Round 3



Scene #7
P: Have a great dinner.
S: Thank you.
P: Groupie whore.
S: Psycho stalker.



Scene #8
Oh these ancient skies, I've had these wandering eyes. But you took me by surprise when you let me inside of you.



Scene #9



Scene #10
A: I'm in hammock with me lady, watching the sea roll by. Things'll be great now, 'cause we're in Hawaii.



Scene #11
S: The show's been cancelled.
A: That's good, that's what you wanted.
S: Yeah.. yeah it is. It's just, um, I guess I thought we had another year left. It seemed like we did, and.. this'll be good, because it's been a long awaited transition into film for me, don't get me wrong, but it's just, it's a surprise.



Scene #12
S: I don't wanna step out of the spotlight, and then be forgotten. I don't wanna disappear. I'm freaked out, I'm gonna be honest, I'm really freaked out right now. Ok, because.. seemingly, the only actresses that actually can survive are the ones who show their cooter, and excuse me, but I refuse to do that. I have a little dignity. And I don't have the frame to support plastic surgery, I would tip over, and I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to exploit myself.


Scene #13 - Eliminated Round 2


Scene #14 - Eliminated Round 1



Scene #15
S: No, it's fine, I'm just glad you're keeping him company. Because you seem like a really nice person. And you're very pretty.
R: Oh gosh, you're like, way prettier.
S: No, you're like, so pretty.
R: Really? Wow.. thank you.



Scene #16
S: Oh, I tried. You have no idea how hard I tried, Peter. I talked to a therapist, I talked to my mother, I read every book possible. I took love seminars, I took sex seminars; none of it worked, none of it made a difference to you. And I couldn't drown with you anymore. Don't you dare sit there and tell me that I didn't try. I did. You were just too stupid to notice.



Scene #17
S: Woah.. I though you were gonna wear the shirt I got you?
A: What.. no, I mean, I do love that shirt you got me, I admire Sir Tommy Bahama an awful lot, he's a talented man, but tonight I feel this is appropriate.



Scene #18
P: Oh wow, um yeah, thank you, Sarah got it for me.



Scene #19
S: What? I just accepted an invitation, I didn't want to be rude.
A: This has got us in a terrible situation, now I'm going to have to sit with them wearing this shirt.
S: You'll be wearing the shirt regardless.



Scene #20
S: So, just so we're clear, and so I can kinda hone in on your central thesis of the night, wade through all the bull****, you're telling me you think you have the right to just **** anyone, anywhere, anytime?
A: Yes, there it is. Not quite so eloquently as you just put it sweetheart, but ultimately that is.. oh no! Not the shirt! Take my eyes but not the shirt!



Scene #21
S: I hate your music.
A: Yeah, well, I ****ed the housekeeper the other day.



Scene #22
S: Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink..
P: Excuse me, no, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces, and so my **** doesn't want to be around you anymore! Ever! 'Cause you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!



Scene #23
S: Life's a bitch.
J: And where you're going, that's exactly what you'll be.