Kristen Bell - He Said She Said

diamondroad17 · 06-07-2005, 07:21 PM

Post your favorite Veronica quote

off the top of my head

VERONICA: Hi everybody! Say repressed homosexuality.

ETA: This thread can be used for Veronica quotes, quotes from Kristen or anyone else referring to any of Kristens characters or herself.
Rai & Moonie ^_^

**Moonie** · 06-07-2005, 07:24 PM

Mm... Perhaps this could include quotes from her other projects too? And quotes from or about Kristen herself?

I'll come back with some later, I'm so beat right now I could fall asleep sitting up

beautifulgarbage · 06-08-2005, 01:05 PM

"Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow." (Veronica, Pilot)

I've always loved that one. I believe it's a quintessential VM quote.

Yea, I think this should be an overall quote thread. Quotes from Veronica, other Kristen characters, and Kristen herself. Maybe even quotes from others about Veronica/Kristen.

*just_her* · 06-08-2005, 01:23 PM

here are some of myfav Veronica quotes:

WALLACE: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from 'The Outsiders'.
VERONICA: Be cool, Sodapop.

LAMB: [Reads] Veronica Mars is...smarter than me.
VERONICA: [Grinning and slapping his arm] Oh, you stop it! (that one just CLASSIC)

VERONICA: Trust me, you don't want to date me. I'm a train wreck. Seriously. The-the first guy I ever loved just dropped off the face of the earth, probably because of something I said, and the last guy I dated turned out to be a drug dealer, and I just made out with my dead best friend's boyfriend, who, incidentally, I hate. So. Train wreck.

LOGAN: Hey, Veronica Mars. [Jumping off the car] Do you know what your little joke cost me?
VERONICA: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
(this one would've been better if the censors had let RT's orignal idea for the ummm "shape" of the bong stick..)

TrishaLyn17 · 06-08-2005, 09:57 PM

Okay, here's my list of favorite Veronica Mars quotes :

VERONICA : Well, let's see it! I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. We could go to Prom together! (Weevil laughs) What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato.

TROY : Flat?
VERONICA : Just as God made me.
TROY : Are you always this persnickity?
VERONICA : Sometimes I'm even persnickity-er!

VERONICA : King Kong ain't got nothing on you!

VERONICA : Okay, yes, I was a kiss ass. You've outed me! Now can I see it?

VERONICA : Wallace is a friend of mine. Take that High School Guidence Counceler!

VERONICA : Dude, where is your car? Sorry. Uh, you're monkey's going to have to ride in the back.

LOGAN : Does this mean you're going to play nice now?
VERONICA : Walk in front of the car, we'll see. (Logan laughs) Veronica revs the engine

LOGAN : Do you even know how to play poker?
VERONICA : No. But it must be really hard if all you guys play.

VERONICA : Ugh, I am so sick of not having money! I'd be the best rich person. Seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.

VERONICA : If you lie down with dogs you're going to get flees.
DUNCAN : I didn't invite him.
VERONICA : I wasn't talking about Weevil.

VERONICA : And then, there's bacheler number three. And he's got it all : motive, access, looks like an evildoer, smells like an evil doer, but suprisingly not so much.

VERONICA : I have to say, I was a bit mift. I was this close to being able to say the butler did it!

VERONICA : Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

VERONICA : Martha Stewart has nothing on you.

LOGAN : What are you going to stop me with?
VERONICA : Force of will, strength of character, tenacity, karate chop!

LOGAN : This isn't a favor, it's a job. You know I mean we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
VERONICA : I'll stop braiding.

MEG : Yeah, I'll be fine.
VERONICA : No, you'll be super fine.

VERONICA : It's all fun and games until one of you gets my foot up your ass!

VERONICA : I know. Guys, come on! The talent is making a grilled cheese sandwhich on the engine block. Guys, come on! You can't put your car up on blocks in the yard if you don't have a yard!

VERONICA : And miss an opportunity to have the apartment to myself so that I can raid the liquer cabinet and watch skin-a-max? No, wait, I'm a girl. I'm going to do my homework, secure all the locks, brush, floss, and crawl into bed with an overly protective pit-bull.

VERONICA : I'm sorry, we're past the confessional portion of this program. We're on to full makeout.

VERONICA : Smell you later!

....wow, and those are just some of them!

diamondroad17 · 06-08-2005, 10:27 PM

Norris: My parents are a little nosy.
Veronica: It's probably more effective than the Mind Your Own Beeswax sign I have on my door. Though it does have a picture of an angry kitty on it.

Veronica: Exxxxcellent.

TinySnapdragon · 06-08-2005, 11:45 PM

To Duncan - 'Ice Tea! How very musical theatre of you!'

j-pop G&Jo · 06-12-2005, 12:37 AM

Take a look at my signature. That is my favorite quote. It's from Mars vs. Mars.

diamondroad17 · 06-12-2005, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j-pop G&Jo

Take a look at my signature. That is my favorite quote. It's from Mars vs. Mars.

i'm a little slow, so i don't really get that quote, can you explain it to me.

TinySnapdragon · 06-12-2005, 05:18 PM

I really loved the whole 'Guys, come on' speech in MAD

**Moonie** · 06-13-2005, 10:40 AM

Taking this over from the Spartan thread

VAL KILMER ON KRISTEN, ON THE "SPARTAN" COMMENTARY
(timecode: 1:25:02 approx. into film)
(transcribed by Moonie. ask before taking. correct if you see mistakes.)
"Kristen Bell. I think it's Kristen... No, I had a joke every day where I'd pretend not to know who she was. And she'd loved it, talk about staying in character. Some of these fun ways of goofing (?). You pick things that are along the same track as the character's actions. Like me depersonalizing her as a person. In life what's, you know, there's no real life really on a movie set. It's all so surreal. So we (?) joking around (?) really the heart of these characters. They didn't really know each other. "Who are you? What's your name?"

It was strange when her boyfriend would come around, 'cause I'd grab her a lot and I'd push her around and pick her up, put her down and, you know, she weighs about 33 pounds, so she's fun to play with too. I could put her in my go bag (?), zip her in there. I would forget when the boyfriend was around, you know, that she wasn't my personal toy, and he would rmind me. 'Cause her boyfriend's a fullback (?) for the, uh... ******* I can't finish the joke 'cause I can't think of a football team. (pause) She's a really good actress though. It's a tough scene, we filmed it at night even though we were in the studio."

Marja! · 06-13-2005, 10:45 AM

LAMB: [Reads] Veronica Mars is...smarter than me.
VERONICA: [Grinning and slapping his arm] Oh, you stop it!

This is my favorite, so funny how she delivered that line

j-pop G&Jo · 06-23-2005, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamondroad17

i'm a little slow, so i don't really get that quote, can you explain it to me.

Sorry, I haven't checked back here until just now. Well, the quote is from Veronica to Weevil in 'Mars vs. Mars' and it is, "You got a trophy for a rim job?" As you know, in the scene, Weevil is saying how he got a trophy in autoshop and Veronica teases him by asking if you can medal in stealing hubcaps. Then Weevil calls them 'rims' opposed to 'hubcaps'. Here is where Veronica delivers the funny line that I posted. It's funny because it is a play on the words because in the literal sense, it's just rims for a car, but a 'rim job' is a sexual favor. I won't go indepth because I don't think that is appropriate.

Anyway, another quote I love was from 'The Girl Next Door'.

Keith: I was thinking we'd do something normal fathers and daughters do.
Veronica: Buy me a pony?
Keith: I was thinking I'd watch tv while you rub my feet.
Veronica: Yeah, that's normal.

j-pop G&Jo · 07-22-2005, 09:22 PM

Come on people. We couldn't have run out of favorite quotes already. Here's another one of my favorites. This one is from Drinking the Kool-Aide.

Wallace: You betta rec'o'nize.
Veronica: Thank you for being my own personal Springer audience. Should I check myself before I wreck myself?

**silvercrystal** · 07-23-2005, 08:55 AM

Slight change of name for the thread just so it incorporates all quotes related to Kristen and her characters