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| Master Fan
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 17,208
| One fine day a boy named Bryan was skipping down the sidewalk when someone ran into him. The girl accidently spilt his coffee on him. Bryan winced and the girl gasped. He wiped the coffee with his oreos wrapper then he offered the girl some chocolate cookies. The girl named the best shot ever "The great Master who ate the pie made a big fuss over it." Bryan somehow heard the commotion about the oreo explosion and panicked. He called Hil to ask her to come with him to the bonfire at the beach and they went to the burning abandoned warehouse that was once the place where the hobos stayed. They never talked to the dirty birds about coffee so they decided to ask them about the sugar and spice. The big jar was open, so Bryan stole a cookie then the security guard yelled at him, saying nasty stuff about Ryan Greenfield - like "You are the most deplorable thing I have ever seen!" and, " your phone is really lousy!" Silence enveloped the people and they left quickly. The guard escorted Bryan to the end of the dock of Pirate Island. They called him a big meatball and then decided to cook him with barbeque sauce and onions. Bryan wanted them to use a chocolate topping instead of the regular whipped cream that sparkled bright with such magnificent scent of cinnamon. The entire day was ruined, so they decided to go out and take bubbles from children that could be blown way out towards the sea of lunacy. Sophia longed for a big and hearty piece of booty from Bryan, but he said "I don't think Chad would like that", so she packed up the condoms and left. Hilarie said, "Smart move, cowboy." Bryan kissed her cheek delicately so.
The End of the second 300-word story! 
I know that this is all just in fun, but it makes me sort of uncomfortable to talk about such personal things as we did in this 300-word story (such as the details of Chad and Sopha)...even if they're made up. I think it would be better to keep things a little more general. Thanks for your cooperation.  And please don't let this scare anyone off.  I want everyone to keep posting here! 
Anyway...I'll start the next thread shortly. __________________ Jamie
Honesty need not be feared as a friend or an enemy
This is the distance
And this is my game face
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