Season 1

George: What kind of people engage in a race that has, as its only rule, that you can’t rip out the eyeballs of another human being?
Alex: Men, Georgie, men.

Alex: So, uh, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?
George: Not all the time. I mean, some of the time, you know. But not all the time.
Alex: Sexy underwear?
George: Yeah, I mean…
Alex: And they just, uh, let you look at them?
George: Well, uh…yeah.
Alex: Like sisters.
George: No, well, not like sisters. (Laughs) I don't think of them as sisters.
Alex: But they're not coming on to you.
George: Not exactly.
Alex: They don't expect you to do anything.
George: No. But…
Alex: Like sisters. Just like sisters.

George: You coming?
Alex: Dude, I don't need an escort. Go. Go ahead.

George: This, uh, is George. George has a hot date.
Meredith: Oh, that's great, George.
George: Yeah.
Alex: Left pocket of my lab coat, Georgie. No glove, no love.

George: Um...
Alex: I know I'm pretty to look at and all, George, but back up.
George: I need to ask you something.
Alex: I'm waiting.
George: I seem to be having this skin thing going on, like a rash, really. And I think I know what it is, but I can't get close enough to tell for sure.
Alex: Let's see it.
George: It's kinda located in an, um, you know, private...
Alex: You're a doctor, George. It's called a penis. You have a rash on your penis?
George: I think I can describe it. Um, it's k...red.
Alex: Look, just come on. Just show me your junk so we can get this over with.
George: So?
Alex: Dude, you've got syphilis.

Alex: I gotta say, George, I didn't think you had it in you. It's always the quiet ones. So whos the woman?
George: None of your business.
Alex: Oh, come on. Who gave you the cooties on the playground?
George: You must have had something like this before, right?
Alex: I never talk about my penis with other men.
George: I don't n... either, normally.

George: Do you think she's talking about me?
Alex: She's absolutely talking about you. Dude, that's a good thing.
George: No, no it's not.
Alex: Georgie, get a clue. Syphilis is the best thing that ever happened to you. In their eyes, you're a player.
Cristina: Hey, syph-boy.
George: You told her?
Izzie: Just Cristina.
Alex: "Syph-boy." It's got a nice ring to it, it's kinda like Superboy, only diseased.
Cristina: Izzie didn't have to say a word. Around here, the only thing that spreads faster than disease is gossip.
George: That's not true. Just cause Izzie can't keep her mouth shut doesn't mean everyone knows.
Meredith: Hey, George. How are you feeling? Sorry about the syphilis.
George: Everyone in this hospital knows?
Alex: Knows you're a player.
George: You're disturbed.
Alex: True. Everybody's got a secret. Just be glad yours is out in the open.