[Strega21]

Let's talk about *beep* Matt.. let's talk about you and us!

Titel Credit: Michi

* JessBender (Jess)
* Sunshine2000 (Sonja)
* hearty26 (Conny)
* Gin2409 (Gini)
* JuliaSofie (Julia)
* Maynooth160 (Jacky)
* Ryina (Nina)
* Beauty23 (Franzi)
* Sophie* (Sophie)
* Strega21 (Michi)
* Falling~star (Kath)
* sweetpoison (Yvonnè)

* Henrik

* Mariana

#1 - For a man with those hands, there´s no title necessary...
#2 - Because he is the Nr.1 in our soccer dream team
#3 - He did it: he made us completely insane!!!
#4 - Because of his brother-in-law he's almost German
#5 - Welcome to the spinach contaminated shooting gallery
#6 - What´s this? A Porsche? A Ferrari? No, it´s a Volkswagen!!!
#7 - Because he knows how to use a males hammer!!!"
#8 - Even without a toolbox, he knows how to swing the hammer!
#9 - The countdown has begun, let the party start!!!
#10 - He is our Lord of the ring, the hands and the nose!!!
#11 - Who needs Rory and Lorelai? We are Matts real GGs!
#12 - Matt, text all your dirty and naughty thoughts to us!
#13 - Matt in our bed is all we need!
#14 - Nonstop nonsense?!?!?! No!!! It´s all about Matt!
#15 - Who's afraid of his sledgehammer? No one, we'll grab it!!!
#16 - Matt's bed is all what we are looking for...
#17 - We are Hand- and Nose Whores... And not ashamed of it!!!
#18 - We want Mr. Czuchry irgendwo between our knees
#19 - He would certainly be our carnival one-nightstand
#20 - We can't deny he is the poison that gets us high
#21 - YES, YES, YES
#22 - Anyone can see that we´re working out with him every day!
#23 - We're proud of our boy! He made GG so much better!
#24 - No Gravity! But we still need the Officer´s nightstick
#25 - Special Edition!!! German girl found Logans missing butt pics!
#26 - Let's see-what his thumbs can do let magic happen
#27 - Main thing:Matt in Bed!
#28 - He's Mattalicious-t-t-t-t-t-tasty-tasty
#29 - Roommate wanted! If your name is Matt call 01143..!
#30 - 30 threads of friendships, mocking, crazyness and dirty fantasy!
#31 - Matt in your bed and all your sorrows will fly away!
#32 - We are Matt´s personal "body" guards!
#33 - Germany´s first 100% innocent Matt Thread! No smut, no dirty talk!
#34 - Where is our personal shrink when we need her the most?
#35 - From the stage to the Würstelstand! Life of a celebrity!
#36 - The Third days are over, now he's just playing for his German Girls!
#37 - It's not about love...it's about need!
#38 - Big, bigger.. we want to play with his..!
#39 - One hot Czuchry with whipped cream to go, please!
#40 - All we want for christmas..is naked Matt in Jess' bed!
#41 - New Year and this time he'll swing his polished hammer just for us!
#42 - We fight and we argue but at the end of the day we love each other

"We love to play with our playboy every day and night" ~Sonja~
"The only drug that makes us high is Matt ... shirtless on the beach" ~Jess~
"This time he´ll swing his polished hammer for us!" ~Sonja~
"Because he is our fountain of youth!" ~Sonja~
"Germany/Holland - Opponents in soccer, but here united by Matt!" ~Jess~
"What a wonderful world..." ~Jess~
"Matts bed is our playground" ~Sonja~
"He is our insatiable one!" ~Sonja mit freundlicher Unterstützung von Brett Anderson~
"Our hearts are open wide for Matt to come inside" ~Michi~

[-Kath-]

Thanks for the new thread Michi.

ETA: Ich meinte Danke für den neuen Thread.
Ich bin verwirrt. Hier darf ich ja deutsch schreiben.

[Strega21]

My pleasure

[-Kath-]

Okay lass uns weiter deutsch reden.

[Strega21]

Ich hab mit Englisch ned angefangen

So unterhalte mich Kath

Mir ist fad

[-Kath-]

Unterhalte du mich doch.
Ich hab dir heute was gutes getan.
Jetzt bin ich an der Reihe.

Es ist alles ein Geben und Nehmen.

[Strega21]

Also echt

Sowas egoistisches aber auch

Es ist alles ein Geben und Nehmen.

Aber es heißt auch:

Geben ist seliger als Nehmen

[-Kath-]

Es heißt auch Schweigen ist Gold.

[Strega21]

Stimmt

Aber wer im Glashaus sitzt sollte nicht mit Steinen werfen

[-Kath-]

Diejenige mit der lautesten und unverschämtesten Klappe sollten mal schön ihren eigenen Hof kehren

[Strega21]

Hey den kenn ich nicht

Woher ist der Ausspruch

[-Kath-]

Frag mich nicht.
Aber ich hab den schon of gehört, deswegen.

[Strega21]

Achso

Gott ich bin in einem Notebook Jungel gefangen

Am Schönsten finde ich die Vaio oder einen von HP

[-Kath-]

Lass die Finger von HP.
Tue dir da bitte nicht an. ^^

[Strega21]

Warum

Und was ist mit Vaio

Du kannst jetzt aber ned alle meine Lieblingslaptops zerpflücken