[meggie525]

Dirty Matt Thread

I thought it was finally time for us Dirty Matt lover to have a spot here to talk about our guy

Dirty Matt-lovers
1. Nina
2. Karen
3. Sonja
4. Ashley
5. Marrit
6. April
7. Jess
8. Tathy
9. Jessica
10. Camilla
11. Kara
12. Pem
13. Maya
14. Vanessa
15. Conny
16. Carmela
17. Jenni
18. Rachel
19. Nola
20. Mariana
21. Michi aka (Princess Michi) (Strega21)
22. Sali
23. Coral
24. nadietta90
25. Ang
26. Della (ln1)
27. Sheer
28. Nat
29. Nicole (hiImaGilmoreGirl)
30. Sindy (sko)
31. Mikela (cartiergurl01)
32. Lexie (lexhuntzberger)
33. Kath (Falling~Star)
34. Yvonné
35. Mel
36. Lulu
37. Starli
38. Carmen
39. Lizzy (DizzyLizzy)
40. Megan
41. phyco52
42. Jenn

As for pictures, as soon as we get the shower photoshoot, we'll let you know

THE DIRTY ABC'S

A like airbrush
B like banana
C like caisson
D like driller
E like explosive device
F like flute
G like gun barrel
H like hammer (for my german girls )
I like ice lolly
J like jellybaby / jellybean
K like keeper
L like lollypop
M like magic horn / magic wand
N like nightstick
O like overflow pipe
P like pressure pump
Q like queue-jumper
R like rocket /rapid-fire weapon
S like shovel
T like twirling his ring
U like his Underwear need to go
V like viril in bed
W like wearing no shirt
X like
Y like yanking off his pants!
Z like zipper down

Previous Threads
#1 ~ We don't have to play outside to get Matt dirty!
#2 ~ Wait till you see our bedroom, Matt! We've done a good job on it!
#3 ~ Because we want his banana split whipped in Chocolate!
#4 ~ Because We'd love to lick the icing of his cake!
#5 ~ Because We want him to make us scream his name!
#6 ~ He'd give us the ride of our lives!
#7 ~ What makes us hungry; his icing on our cakes!
#8 ~ We want to be clowns so we can juggle with his balls!
#9 ~ Smut-aholics Anonymous
#10 ~ We wouldn't mind to be put to bed on the double!
#11 ~ If you show me yours I'll show you mine!!!
#12 ~ It's not all about the size of the wand, also about the magic within!
#13 ~ A Wett Matt, that's what we want!
#14 - How is less better unless we are talking about clothes on him?
#15 ~'Cause Beer in Hell gave us everything we wanted.....and more!!
#16 - Lets have some fun, this beat is sick, let's take a ride on his disco stick!!
#17 - Because we can't stop talking about his 'dirty socks' *eyebrows*
#18-Because next time the Anaconda comes out, it won't be for a cheap horror movie!
#19 'Cause we are on the lookout for a shower scene with Cary!
#20 A kiss is just not quite enough to sustain our dirty minds
#21 - We finally got a scene with Cary in bed...now we just need him to be shirtless!
#22 Working on his lines in the shower? We would gladly assist him!
#23 Wonder if Matt would appreciate Jess's ability to multi-task *eyebrows*

Suggestions for Future Titles:

We'd like to lick the stuffing of his banana!
We are in desperate need of his cream...
Because we want his 'fruit basket' to snack on!
Cause we'll hand his mic and we'll make him sing!
'Csuse we are monkeys and we like eating his banana!
Not only Lexie's new puppy should have the name 'Sex on Legs'
Even a Spider movie gives you dirty thoughts!!
Because we can't stop talking about his dirty socks *eyebrows*
(From Michi) Forget belly, butt & thighs. All you need is a spine!

[I Love Blondes]

Thanks for opening. #25

[meggie525]

You're welcome. Didn't even occur to me that it's kind of a milestone.

[I Love Blondes]

Yeah this thread has seen a lot of dirty thoughts in its day, we should be proud Or disturbed, but in this sense, lets be proud

[la bestia negra]

tftnt

[DizzyLizzy]

Nice new thread!

[magiacs]

Everytime we have a new Dirty thread.. that gif captures my attention.

[la bestia negra]

Originally Posted by magiacs (View Post) Everytime we have a new Dirty thread.. that gif captures my attention.

that's normal

[I Love Blondes]

Originally Posted by magiacs (View Post) Everytime we have a new Dirty thread.. that gif captures my attention.

Nice right??

[meggie525]

So once upon a GG/VM time I discovered internet fandom. When I discovered this, I made some friends. One of them was as obsessed as me with both Logans and for some occasion (I *think* it was my birthday) bought me this t-shirt that has "Enjoy Logan" on it (in the style of "Enjoy Coke"). And I happen to be wearing it today (first thing I grabbed) and now it's giving me really dirty thoughts.

Just thought I'd share that little story.

[I Love Blondes]

Aww thats so adorable

[meggie525]

Thanks. I don't know why I haven't thought of it in *that* way before. She's less innocent than me--would have thought she'd have pointed it out.

[I Love Blondes]

Do your parents notice when you wear stuff like that?? Just curious, mine would be like WTF

Yeah this thread just makes your mind go that way

[meggie525]

My dad rarely pays attention to what I wear. Unless it's a special occasion or something.

My mom knows about my on-line life (OK, maybe not the extent of it) but she knows about this friend and that we've exchanged gifts. I'm pretty sure I told her about the shirt when I got it. But she didn't ask so she either didn't notice or remembered what it was about.

Everything makes my gutter brain go nuts when it's firing like it's been lately.

[magiacs]

Originally Posted by meggie525 (View Post) Thanks. I don't know why I haven't thought of it in *that* way before. She's less innocent than me--would have thought she'd have pointed it out.

That's too funny!

BTW, I like the idea of that shirt.