[I Love Blondes]

Dirty Matt Thread

I thought it was finally time for us Dirty Matt lover to have a spot here to talk about our guy

Dirty Matt-lovers
1. Nina
2. Karen
3. Sonja
4. Ashley
5. Marrit
6. April
7. Jess
8. Tathy
9. Jessica
10. Camilla
11. Kara
12. Pem
13. Maya
14. Vanessa
15. Conny
16. Carmela
17. Jenni
18. Rachel
19. Nola
20. Mariana
21. Michi aka (Princess Michi) (Strega21)
22. Sali
23. Coral
24. nadietta90
25. Ang
26. Della (ln1)
27. Sheer
28. Nat
29. Nicole (hiImaGilmoreGirl)
30. Sindy (sko)
31. Mikela (cartiergurl01)
32. Lexie (lexhuntzberger)
33. Kath (Falling~Star)
34. Yvonné
35. Mel
36. Lulu
37. Starli
38. Carmen (Caribell)
39. Lizzy (DizzyLizzy)
40. Meggie525
41. phyco52

As for pictures, as soon as we get the shower photoshoot, we'll let you know

THE DIRTY ABC'S

A like airbrush
B like banana
C like caisson
D like driller
E like explosive device
F like flute
G like gun barrel
H like hammer (for my german girls )
I like ice lolly
J like jellybaby / jellybean
K like keeper
L like lollypop
M like magic horn / magic wand
N like nightstick
O like overflow pipe
P like pressure pump
Q like queue-jumper
R like rocket /rapid-fire weapon
S like shovel
T like twirling his ring
U like his Underwear need to go
V like viril in bed
W like wearing no shirt
X like
Y like yanking off his pants!
Z like zipper down

Previous Threads
#1 ~ We don't have to play outside to get Matt dirty!
#2 ~ Wait till you see our bedroom, Matt! We've done a good job on it!
#3 ~ Because we want his banana split whipped in Chocolate!
#4 ~ Because We'd love to lick the icing of his cake!
#5 ~ Because We want him to make us scream his name!
#6 ~ He'd give us the ride of our lives!
#7 ~ What makes us hungry; his icing on our cakes!
#8 ~ We want to be clowns so we can juggle with his balls!
#9 ~ Smut-aholics Anonymous
#10 ~ We wouldn't mind to be put to bed on the double!
#11 ~ If you show me yours I'll show you mine!!!
#12 ~ It's not all about the size of the wand, also about the magic within!
#13 ~ A Wett Matt, that's what we want!
#14 - How is less better unless we are talking about clothes on him?
#15 ~'Cause Beer in Hell gave us everything we wanted.....and more!!
#16 - Lets have some fun, this beat is sick, let's take a ride on his disco stick!!
#17 - Because we can't stop talking about his 'dirty socks' *eyebrows*
#18-Because next time the Anaconda comes out, it won't be for a cheap horror movie!
#19 'Cause we are on the lookout for a shower scene with Cary!
#20 A kiss is just not quite enough to sustain our dirty minds
#21 - We finally got a scene with Cary in bed...now we just need him to be shirtless!
#22 Working on his lines in the shower? We would gladly assist him!

Suggestions for Future Titles:

We'd like to lick the stuffing of his banana!
We are in desperate need of his cream...
Because we want his 'fruit basket' to snack on!
Cause we'll hand his mic and we'll make him sing!
'Csuse we are monkeys and we like eating his banana!
Not only Lexie's new puppy should have the name 'Sex on Legs'
Even a Spider movie gives you dirty thoughts!!
Because we can't stop talking about his dirty socks *eyebrows*
Because we love it when he twirls his ring!!

[DizzyLizzy]

TFTNT! Love the title

[I Love Blondes]

I do too! Its my favorite title ever for this thread!! Its all for you Jess, you and Michi know what it truly means

[DizzyLizzy]

I'm sure she'll get you back!

[I Love Blondes]

I know she will, but its worth it Its what we do around here anyways. I was gonna make the title worse, but couldn't cause of the PG13 rule I threw matts name in last minute being this isnt the OT thread

[meggie525]

No dreams to report. No real dirty thoughts lately, either. Thinking I need to come around more often because that's just no good.

TFTNT, btw.

[I Love Blondes]

NP. I love it when we get a new dirty thread

[DizzyLizzy]

Sad that we love it so much!

[I Love Blondes]

Its either sad, or fricking awesome, I am going with awesome

[DizzyLizzy]

Probably...we need photos form Hi...just sayin'!

[I Love Blondes]

Originally Posted by DizzyLizzy (View Post) Probably...we need photos form Hi...just sayin'!

Good point, I had forgotten that Jess come on, just do it

[la bestia negra]

Urgh. I never said that

[I Love Blondes]

I so knew you would say that

[magiacs]

My eyes keep going to his personal area in that gif.. What's wrong w me?

[la bestia negra]

Originally Posted by magiacs (View Post) My eyes keep going to his personal area in that gif.. What's wrong w me?

well you looking at that, just shows that there is nothing wrong with you at all