[DizzyLizzy]

Dirty Matt Thread

I thought it was finally time for us Dirty Matt lover to have a spot here to talk about our guy

Dirty Matt-lovers
1. Nina
2. Karen
3. Sonja
4. Ashley
5. Marrit
6. April
7. Jess
8. Tathy
9. Jessica
10. Camilla
11. Kara
12. Pem
13. Maya
14. Vanessa
15. Conny
16. Carmela
17. Jenni
18. Rachel
19. Nola
20. Mariana
21. Michi aka (Princess Michi) (Strega21)
22. Sali
23. Coral
24. nadietta90
25. Ang
26. Della (ln1)
27. Sheer
28. Nat
29. Nicole (hiImaGilmoreGirl)
30. Sindy (sko)
31. Mikela (cartiergurl01)
32. Lexie (lexhuntzberger)
33. Kath (Falling~Star)
34. Yvonné
35. Mel
36. Lulu
37. Starli
38. Carmen (Caribell)
39. Lizzy (DizzyLizzy)
40. Meggie525

As for pictures, as soon as we get the shower photoshoot, we'll let you know

THE DIRTY ABC'S

A like airbrush
B like banana
C like caisson
D like driller
E like explosive device
F like flute
G like gun barrel
H like hammer (for my german girls )
I like ice lolly
J like jellybaby / jellybean
K like keeper
L like lollypop
M like magic horn / magic wand
N like nightstick
O like overflow pipe
P like pressure pump
Q like queue-jumper
R like rocket /rapid-fire weapon
S like shovel
T like tupe
U like his Underwear need to go
V like viril in bed
W like wearing no shirt
X like
Y like yanking off his pants!
Z like zipper down

Previous Threads
#1 ~ We don't have to play outside to get Matt dirty!
#2 ~ Wait till you see our bedroom, Matt! We've done a good job on it!
#3 ~ Because we want his banana split whipped in Chocolate!
#4 ~ Because We'd love to lick the icing of his cake!
#5 ~ Because We want him to make us scream his name!
#6 ~ He'd give us the ride of our lives!
#7 ~ What makes us hungry; his icing on our cakes!
#8 ~ We want to be clowns so we can juggle with his balls!
#9 ~ Smut-aholics Anonymous
#10 ~ We wouldn't mind to be put to bed on the double!
#11 ~ If you show me yours I'll show you mine!!!
#12 ~ It's not all about the size of the wand, also about the magic within!
#13 ~ A Wett Matt, that's what we want!
#14 - How is less better unless we are talking about clothes on him?
#15 ~'Cause Beer in Hell gave us everything we wanted.....and more!!
#16 - Lets have some fun, this beat is sick, let's take a ride on his disco stick!!
#17 - Because we can't stop talking about his 'dirty socks' *eyebrows*
#18-Because next time the Anaconda comes out, it won't be for a cheap horror movie!
#19 'Cause we are on the lookout for a shower scene with Cary!
#20 A kiss is just not quite enough to sustain our dirty minds

Suggestions for Future Titles:

We'd like to lick the stuffing of his banana!
We are in desperate need of his cream...
Because we want his 'fruit basket' to snack on!
Cause we'll hand his mic and we'll make him sing!
'Csuse we are monkeys and we like eating his banana!
Not only Lexie's new puppy should have the name 'Sex on Legs'
Even a Spider movie gives you dirty thoughts!!
Because we can't stop talking about his dirty socks *eyebrows*

[meggie525]

Thanks, Liz!

[DizzyLizzy]

My pleasure!

[I Love Blondes]

TFTNT Liz
We need a dirty Cary scene now

[la bestia negra]

tftnt

[I Love Blondes]

I just spent 5 minutes staring at the gif in the OP

[meggie525]

I'm with the title. But I doubt we'll be getting it any time soon.

I didn't have any remotely interesting dreams last night. Sorry.

[DizzyLizzy]

Maybe if we aim for season 3 we might get spoiled earlier...

[meggie525]

At this rate, he'll get laid about Season 5 or 6.

By then, he might as well give up the law for the priesthood.

[DizzyLizzy]

No S.... Hopefully it happens again ON AIR for him before then

[meggie525]

Amen to that.

[la bestia negra]

I really feel sorry for him not getting laid

[DizzyLizzy]

Me too! Maybe it has to do with his car? He had a better car working at LGS now at the SA office he has an typical old police car.

[la bestia negra]

Originally Posted by DizzyLizzy (View Post) Me too! Maybe it has to do with his car? He had a better car working at LGS now at the SA office he has an typical old police car.

yeah what was up with the car?

[meggie525]

Pretty soon he won't be able to afford bus fare. Then he really won't be gettin' laid.

He looked FINE, though, last night. Yum. And there's a cap or two where he's, um showing off his assets.

(No weird dreams for me last night. Sorry. )