Brilliant Disguise

New thread, new round of quotes!

pinkpaisley

Thanks for the thread! I had compiled the quotes and then my browser crashed. So here's the second best list!


#1 Double dipping, you dog.

#2 Oh no, what - huzzah for the tipper with your squished up boobs, not flaky at all. Look, I have to go back to work.

#3 Oh, it's been delightful. I think Bobby McFerrin's gonna write one of those happy boop-boopdy-doo songs of his about this.

#4 Well, if I had to pick anyone in the world for my sister to be with, that guy would definitely be his cab driver.

#5 Hey, that is my singing "Be Happy" Bass and it had better still be up there, including the batteries.

#6 Hey, if there's one thing in this life I am sure about, it's my socks. I buy the same brand in bulk, and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. My socks are all white with a red stripe. These are white with a gold stripe and some sort of fruity padding in the toe.

#7
LUKE: [On answering machine] Hey, it's Luke. I'm sorry to be calling you like this, but I was wondering if, when you get this message, you could come pick me up 'cause I need a ride. I'm in Litchfield, the corner of Mason and Pine. It's a big, white building. You'll recognize it by the police sign outside because, oh, hell, I'm in jail. Okay, there I said it. Long story. I'll tell you when you get here. Thanks... if you come. Oh, one more thing. I need to borrow a little money- 300 bucks. It's just a loan, and, oh, hell, it's for my bail. [Yells into background] I'm gettin' off now! Relax!

#8 Hey, neighbor, the guys next door just ran out of crack to sell, so they sent me over to borrow a cup. Hey, nice place. You put those holes there yourself?

#9 You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?

#10 Whoa.

#11 Just do me a favor. I'm gonna try to keep a happy, proud look on my face to cover the smirking and about-to-laugh-my-ass-off face just underneath. Help me achieve this.

#12 Will you just stand still?

Elissa5

#5

scooterjo2004

Thanks for the new thread! My vote is for #1.

crazyboutscott

Great quotes.
I'll go with

#5

Elissa5

Thanks for the quotes, Yvonne! This will be a tough round!

dukesmom

#5

Brilliant Disguise

Thanks Y

#11

Folie

Thanks for the hterad and the new round....

This is gonna be a tough one...

Uuuummm.....

#5 I guess.

pinkpaisley

You're all welcome, guys!

#5

Scarlet's Walk

Thanks for the new thread! My first time in this game...

Tough decision! I think my vote goes to #4

pinkpaisley

Thanks for the thread! I had compiled the quotes and then my browser crashed. So here's the second best list!


#1 Double dipping, you dog.

#2 Oh no, what - huzzah for the tipper with your squished up boobs, not flaky at all. Look, I have to go back to work.

#3 Oh, it's been delightful. I think Bobby McFerrin's gonna write one of those happy boop-boopdy-doo songs of his about this.

#4 Well, if I had to pick anyone in the world for my sister to be with, that guy would definitely be his cab driver.

#5 Voted off

#6 Hey, if there's one thing in this life I am sure about, it's my socks. I buy the same brand in bulk, and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. My socks are all white with a red stripe. These are white with a gold stripe and some sort of fruity padding in the toe.

#7
LUKE: [On answering machine] Hey, it's Luke. I'm sorry to be calling you like this, but I was wondering if, when you get this message, you could come pick me up 'cause I need a ride. I'm in Litchfield, the corner of Mason and Pine. It's a big, white building. You'll recognize it by the police sign outside because, oh, hell, I'm in jail. Okay, there I said it. Long story. I'll tell you when you get here. Thanks... if you come. Oh, one more thing. I need to borrow a little money- 300 bucks. It's just a loan, and, oh, hell, it's for my bail. [Yells into background] I'm gettin' off now! Relax!

#8 Hey, neighbor, the guys next door just ran out of crack to sell, so they sent me over to borrow a cup. Hey, nice place. You put those holes there yourself?

#9 You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?

#10 Whoa.

#11 Just do me a favor. I'm gonna try to keep a happy, proud look on my face to cover the smirking and about-to-laugh-my-ass-off face just underneath. Help me achieve this.

#12 Will you just stand still?

I vote #1

dukesmom

#1

Elissa5

#1

Brilliant Disguise

#11