Hilarie Burton - Hil on the OTH DVD:Cause PS, You're gonna be in a bathing suit the rest of the season

Sick And Twisted · 01-27-2005, 12:44 PM

I thought I'd start a thread for Hil on the DVD cause she was absolutely hilarious. I loved her in the commentary. I LOVE when her & Sophia were like "Come on Haley do it do it".

And I love when she was talking about the hurricane that never came.

a*shot*of*whiskey · 01-27-2005, 01:01 PM

Great idea. I was going to post her hurricane quotes later at another thread. I haven't seen everything, but from what i've seen so far...she is freaaaaaaakin hilarious!

Now we know her middle name! Hilarie Ross Burton! That was just too funny

Baby-Puffster · 01-27-2005, 02:04 PM

O man I just got my DVD today and I cant wait to see all the extra Hil stuff

terresita · 01-27-2005, 03:01 PM

yea i Finally got my DVD today from amazon, never pre ordering again! lol

yea hil was great, still fishing through some more hil stuff right now!

Sick And Twisted · 01-27-2005, 03:08 PM

Yeah pre ordering SuCKS. The commentaries are the BEST. I love when Hil said that she only knew one girl that got married in High School & she has like 3 kids. Then Joy was like, "Your high school was funky."

Baby-Puffster · 01-27-2005, 03:38 PM

I so loved Hil. The hurricane thing awww poor Hil I wanted to give her a hug she seemed so sad.

I loved the cast talking about the last episode. Hil talking about Barbara's boobs

also Hil's western accent when they were talking about Barry

I laughed so hard

a*shot*of*whiskey · 01-27-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sick And Twisted

Yeah pre ordering SuCKS. The commentaries are the BEST. I love when Hil said that she only knew one girl that got married in High School & she has like 3 kids. Then Joy was like, "Your high school was funky."

She only knew ONE girl? Damn...I knew more. I guess my school is funkiER

Now is this from the cast commentary???

curlyhead · 01-27-2005, 03:46 PM

Did you guys listen to the Paul/Craig/Barbara/Moira commentary too? Moira and Barbara both had nice things to say about Hil. Moira said that Hilarie wants to retire when she's 30; that's why she stays so busy. She also said that Hilarie is very driven. Paul jokingly said that Hialrie has such a hard life being on the show and then doing TRL on Fridays.

I loved H/S's comments about the cheerleading. What was that story about Sophia falling down the stairs and landing on Hilarie? That sounded so funny.

same old story · 01-27-2005, 03:58 PM

Okay, I just listened to the entire thing on my computer again so I could write up all the best parts. Not all of them have Hil in it, but it's easier to post them all, so that's what I'm gonna do. And sorry if some of them have been posted already.

[SCENE – Opening game sequence]
Hilarie: “The best part is half way through the season when they changed our cheerleading uniforms all of a sudden we had to get in shape cause they came up to like our boobs. We had no coverage, it was just like ‘Oh, PS: You’re gonna be in a bathing suit for the rest of the season’.”

[SCENE- Shot of Deb and Karen in the audience]
Hilarie: “How hot are the moms on our show?”
Sophia: “Just thinking that!”
Joie: “So hot.”
Sophia: “We got the two hottest moms in TV.”

[SCENE – Deb about to sign the divorce papers]
Chad: “Hey James, there’s your mom.”
James: “I know. I can’t comment on how hot she is. Sorry guys.”
Hilarie: “But your mom in real life is super hot too, so…”
James: “Could we not go there? Commentary on the show.”

Joie: “Well hey, you slept with Nathan and there’s no weirdness between us.”
Hilarie: “Yeah. How weird is it that like Nathan and I totally used to get it on and now like I’m like your fricking’ maid of honor. Just like; ‘Hey, this is great!’”

[SCENE – Haley gets dropped off in the rain]
Hilarie: “I love that I had to come into work for a whole full day, just to drop you off, Joie.”

[SCENE – Nathan apologizing in the rain]
Sophia: “Ah, James, you’re so cute.”
Chad: “Dude, I’m falling in love with you right now.”
James: “I make me feel all warm inside.”

Hilarie: “Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Come on!”
James: “Wait for it, wait for it.”
Joie: “I’m so impatient.”
Sophia: “The suspense is getting to us.”
Hilarie: “That was a very sexy hair maneuver, Joie.”
Joie: “Thank you very much.”
Chad: “You were thinking, weren’t ya, Joie?”
Hilarie/Sophia: “Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. YEAH!”
Hilarie: “Preferable with tongue this time.”
Joie: “Oh my Gosh, they wrote that in the script.”
Chad: “Did they really?”
Sophia: That was awesome.”
Hilarie: “Literally that was written in the script.”
Hil/Joie: (deep man’s voice) “Preferably with tongue this time.”

[SCENE – Peyton talking to Brooke in her room]
Joie: “Wasn’t that the shirt you had on today, this morning? That you…
Hilarie: “No.”
Joie: “Oh.”

[SCENE – Nicki and Brooke at the bar]
James: “Was this in a stage, or was this at an actual club?”
Sophia: “No, this is at the Blue Post.”
Chad: “That’s Blue Post.”
James: “Oh, is that Blue Post?”
Hilarie: “Not that you’d be allowed in there cause…”
James: “I mean, umm…”
Hilarie: “You’re the only under aged member of our little group here.”
Sophia: “You mean, that place, the Blue Post, that you’ve seen from afar.”
Hilarie: “That you’ve never been in, ever.”

[SCENE – Lucas and Karen talking in his room]
Chad: “Man, my mom’s hot.”
Joie: “God, she’s so beautiful.”
James: “He said it, he said it.”
Hilarie: “I think it’s safe to say that we’ve all got a Moira crush.”

[SCENE – Karen and Keith saying goodbye]
Joie: “Oh, cry, Moira, just cry. Let it go honey.”
Hilarie: “Let it our, girl! Let it out!”

Joie: “Keith and Karen have to get together.”
Hilarie: “Although, she’s totally dating my dad, dude.”
Joie: “No she’s not!”
Sophia: (deep man voice) “Shut up.”

[SCENE – Nathan and Haley coming in from swimming]
Hilarie: “UH OH! UH OH! Here it comes, Joie!”
Chad: “James, you’re naked again.”
James: “Ah, jeez.”
Hilarie: “Do it, do it, do it!”
Sophia: “Come on, Haley. Work up the courage.” (Haley takes off her shirt)
Everyone: (Haley takes off her shirt) “WHOO, YEAH!”

[SCENE – Nathan and Haley lying in bed]
Hilarie: “Yeah, um, PS: The nipple ring’s gotta go.”
James: “Yeah.”
Sophia/Joie: “Nathan needs to lose that.”
Hilarie: “You’ve had that since Episode 1.”
James: “I’m not a fan. I thought I was a changed man, but I still got the nipple ring.”
Sophia: “I think that now that Nathan and Haley are married, she should make him get rid of it.”
Chad: “Do you have any other secret piercing?”
James: “Listen, if I’m gonna have a nipple ring, it might as well be like a little basketball or something. Let’s have fun with it.”
Hilarie: “That’s a little flashy.”

same old story · 01-27-2005, 03:59 PM

[SCENE – Locker room at half time]
Hilarie: “I can’t wait till the two Scott brothers like full on tag team wrestle Dan Scott.”
Sophia: “It’ll be great.”
Hilarie: “Spandex…”

Chad: “Brandon taught me everything I know about basketball.”
Hilarie: “Which is still only…”
Chad: “Yes. He can’t teach me everything he knows.”

Sophia: “Look, babe, it’s you with hair.”
Chad: “I know.”
Joie: “Is this a wig, or did you…”
Sophia: “No, that’s when he still had hair.”
Chad: “What?”
Joie: “No, no, I’m only asking cause…”
Chad: “That’s before I shaved it off.”
Joie: “Sorry.”
Hilarie: (laughing hysterically & loudly) “Is that a wig?”
Chad: “Thanks. Do I look like I have a reseeding hairline or something?”
Joie: “No, I mean cause, in the before, in the flashbacks, it looked like your hair was much shorter than this is. So I just thought maybe, they like...”

[SCENE – Lucas and Nathan walking to Whitey’s house]
Sophia: “James, look at you in all blue. You look like a Popsicle.”
James: “Why am I color coordinated? I look like I’m in my pajamas.”
Chad: “It’s for you’re eyes.”
James: “I look like my mom dressed me when I was three to go play basketball.”
Sophia: “Dude, your mom’s got more style then that.”
James: “You should see pictures of me when I was three.”
Hilarie: “You just need a light blue candle hat and you’ll be set.”
James: “LL.”
Sophia: “You’ll roll like Samuel L. Jackson.”

[SCENE – Lucas and Nathan talking to Whitey]
Hilarie: “How awesome is it when you have those days where you shoot with Barry?”
James: “He’s great.”
Joie: “Barry’s rad.”
Sophia: “I love Barry.”
Hilarie: “That was the one redeeming quality about those basketball days. It would be hellaious in the gym with like a million people in there, just hot and gross and long, but then there would be Barry who’d be talking about like; (impersonates Barry) ropin’ steer, and riding buckin’ broncos. He is a cowBOY!”

[SCENE – Lucas and Haley in the cemetery]
Haley: “Who’s gonna go thrift store hunting with me, Lucas?”
Chad: “Yeah.”
Haley: “Who’s gonna go buy bad music or lie to the campus lost and found and clam dumb stuff. Who’s gonna do that with me?”
Joie: “Have we ever seen us do any of that stuff?”
Hilarie: (laughing) “You guys sure talk about it a lot.”

[SCENE – During the game]
Hilarie: “You want some of this?” (She and Joie laugh, no one else is paying attention to them.)
Chad: “Drama. This is a pretty short episode.”
Joie: “Hil’s got a bottle of Kalua over here.”
James: “It was a good episode though.”
Chad: “It was good. But it was short.”
Hilarie: “Man, I’m so drunk right now.”
Chad: (continuing to ignore the girls) “And by the way, the tape was for the tattoo.”

[SCENE – Locker room, after the game’s over]
Nathan: “When I knew what, Dad? That Lucas shouldn’t have been in that game because of his injury? Because we both knew that didn’t we?”
Dan: “Watch it.”
Lucas: “I should’ve hit the shot.”
Joie: (whispering) “This scene’s so intense.”

Chad: “I’m glad I don’t have shoulder issues anymore. All year…”
Hilarie: “Well, I loved always having like that there was a scene that we had where I was like helping you stretch out your shoulder and it was so lame (laughing) cause it was just an excuse of Peyton and Lucas to be…”
Hil/Chad: “Touching.”
Sophia: “Wow, look, it seems to be intimate’ and then in walks Brooke and gets so mad. Oh, God.”
Hilarie: “That was so lame.”

[SCENE – Dan and Keith in Whitey’s office]
Chad: “That was a God Father remark, by the way. Frido was the bad one. (Silence, then Sophia giggling) I’ll just make some weird rap so no on hears you. (Chad beat boxes and the girls all start laughing)”
Sophia: (whispering loudly) “We’re telling secrets!”
Hilarie: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. We were telling secrets for like two seconds.”

[SCENE – Haley and Lucas goodbye in the hallway]
Chad: “God, I hated that fro.”
Joie: “What song’s playing? This is nice music. Oh, was I crying before this scene? Look at my eyes. I might’ve been crying in my trailer about something.” (Soph and Hil laugh)
Sophia: “Having a melancholy day?”
Hilarie: “There was a war on Joypiter and I didn’t know what to do! (Joie laughs) The Calvary’s coming”
Joie: “Oh, thanks.”

[SCENE – Haley and Nathan in the car]
Hilarie: “Do it, girl, do it.”
Sophia: “No pun intended.”
Chad: “How crazy is it that you just wanted it so bad that you had to get married?”
Sophia: “Wow.”
Joie: “I don’t think that’s why she got married.”
James: (laughing) “Come on, defend the character.”
Sophia: “Haley’s a strong girl. She’s a virgin.”
Hilarie: “I’m a virgin.”

Hilarie: “I only knew one girl that was married in high school and she had like three kids already.”
Joie: (laughing) “Your high school was funky.”
Sophia: “Yeah.”
Hilarie: “You think?”

[SCENE – Deb and Keith talking by the fire]
Hilarie: “LOOK AT HER BOOBS. OH MY GOD!” (Joie laughs and squeals)
Sophia: “Barbara is wickedly hot.”
Hilarie: “Barbara by far, best boobs on the show.”
Sophia: “Ever.”
Hilarie: “And this is coming from the A cup.”
Joie: (laughing) Hil. *cough* Too much information *cough* (Hil & Soph laugh)

Joie: “Now what happens when you’re making out with a woman and she’s got all that lip gloss on?” (Hilarie laughs)
Sophia: “It gets all over your face.”
Hilarie: “You go on a Slip-N’-Slid.”
Chad: “I deal with it everyday.”

same old story · 01-27-2005, 04:00 PM

[SCENE – Karen and Lucas hospital/ Lucas and Whitey hospital]
Joie: “We need to come up with a new nick name for Baby James.”
Hilarie: “You’re not so much a baby anymore. Actually James, was quite the man this summer. We were at a hotel in New York and some guy was being very inappropriate with our publicity coordinator. And so, I pick a fight and James STEPS UP! And it’s just like; (deep voice) ‘Buddy, sit down!’
James: “I remember that”
Hilarie: “Hey, you, ya buddy. I remember what you look like.”
Sophia: “She remembers your reseeding hairline too.” (Joie and Hil laugh)
James: “Oh, wow. She attacked the reseeding hairline.”
Chad: (sarcastically) “Oh my, God, those were the best off handed remarks I’ve ever heard.”
Joie: “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
Hil: “Yeah.”
Sophia: “No.”
Hilarie: “For all of our hair impaired…
Joie: (James laughs) “Let’s just continue with this, you’re talking about a whole lot of different stuff.”
Hilarie: “Yeah, let’s talk about something else.”
James: “Let’s look at Barry.”
Sophia: “Hey, Barry has no hair and we love him!” (They all cheer and clap)
Hilarie: “But he does it by choice.”
Sophia: “We love Barry.”
Hilarie: “And he looks sharp as hell, to boot!”

[SCENE – Lucas and Whitey in the hospital/Dan walking in on Deb and Keith]
Sophia: “You guys, we were a Jeopardy question the other night!”
Hilarie: “No way!”
Sophia: “Yes way!”
Joie: “Bull!”
Sophia: “No, Sanderson’s mom, Sanderson – one of our amazing teamsters, his mom is 85 and watches our show religiously on Tuesday nights – Sanderson’s mom was watching Jeopardy and she wasn’t really paying attention, um, cause she was actually on the phone with him and she hears the contestant hit the buzzer and go ‘What is One Tree Hill?’ and they’re like ‘That’s correct’.”
Hilarie: “That’s awesome.”
James: “Nice.”
Hilarie: (watching the screen again) “But not as awesome as a naked Barbara Alyn Woods.”
James: “Oh, ho.” (All the girls scream and whistle)
Joie: “Oh, snap.”

[SCENE – Brooke telling Nicki where Jake and Jenny went]
Joie: “Napkin.”
Hilarie: “I don’t think we know yet.”
Sophia: “Seattle. That’s what I wrote.”
Hilarie: “Well…”
Sophia: “Who knows what Brooke wrotes.”
Hilarie: “Pick a city, any city.”
Sophia: “Did I just say; ‘What Brooke wrotes’?”
Joie: “You did.”
Sophia: “That’s embarrassing.”
Hilarie: “It’s fine. We’re college dropouts. (Sophia laughs) Not that anyone at home should follow in our footsteps. School is cool.”
Sophia: “Hilarie, we took leaves of absences to work, we didn’t just leave.”
Hilarie: “It’s true, we can always go back.”

Sophia: “God, I’m so pathetic. I’m sitting here tearing up at our own show.”
Hilarie: “Yeah, I’m not.”
Joie: (James laughs) “Me neither.”
Sophia: “Shut up, you know me, I cry at everything. I cried at the end of Uptown Girls. (Hilarie and Joie laugh) When Dakota Fanning’s doing twirls.”

Sick And Twisted · 01-27-2005, 05:00 PM

Thanks for those quotes! They should've done more commentary.

a*shot*of*whiskey · 01-27-2005, 05:16 PM

Brit thanks for posting those.

Quote:

Hilarie: “Man, I’m so drunk right now.”

Baby-Puffster · 01-27-2005, 05:17 PM

Thanks for the quotes. I cant decide which one to use for my signature. I was thinking about the hurricane quote but I have to go back and watch it and see what she said

Sick And Twisted · 01-27-2005, 06:13 PM

I loved when she was waiting for the hurricane.

She was sad. I know how she was feeling, that was supposed to be a HUGE storm & then nothing.