Rory Quotes Thread
 

Fave Rory quote? I can think of many things she's said that i loved...just not off the top of my head! :lol: I will be back later with some though.

Some good ones..

Paris: Maybe I shouldn't go. I mean, what if I fall for him and he doesn't like me?
Rory: Then you'll find someone else.
Paris: But what if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you'll buy some cats.

Lorelai: You ruined my joke.
Rory: Um, no, the punch line ruined your joke.

Rory: How do you feel?
Lorelai: I ate tofurkey. How do you think I feel?
Rory: Tofurkier.

First scene rocks :D

RORY: Hey. It's freezing.

LORELAI: Oh, what do you need? Hot tea, coffee --

RORY: Lip gloss.

LORELAI: Aha.

(Lorelai picks up a makeup bag.)

LORELAI: I have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and toasted marshmallow.

RORY: Anything in there not resembling a breakfast cereal?

LORELAI: Yes.

(Lorelai pulls out another bag.)

LORELAI: It has no smell but it changes colors with your mood.

RORY: God, RuPaul doesn't need this much makeup.

LORELAI: Well you're crabby.

RORY: I'm sorry. I lost my Macy Gray CD and I need caffeine.

LORELAI: Ooh -- I have your CD.

RORY: Thief.

LORELAI: Sorry and I will get you some coffee.

:lol: I love that scene.

Me too :D that's when I knew I would love the Gilmore girls show

Same here. *sigh* Now I am in the mood to rewatch "The Pilot" even though it's 12:30 Midnight. :lol:

Rory Quotes- 'Oy with the poodles
 

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