RORY AND DEAN-NARCOLEPTICS



Welcome to the Narcoleptics Thread 173, Version 2.0!

This is where fans of Rory and Dean come to discuss anything and everything - tv shows, movies, work, games, music, fears, shopping, soulmates, etc. Oh yeah, and sometimes, but now hopefully most times we’ll even talk about Dean and Rory.

So, obviously, things haven't been good lately for the Narcs, or as we would have ideally liked them to go . But with the help of Gilmore Girl: Beginnings, ABC Family and episode screencaps and some of us wanting Dean to be the one, we choose to remember the good times and sincerely hope for better times to come. Enjoy!


The "Narcoleptics" shipper name

Narcolepsy is a sleep disorder where you fall asleep at inappropriate times, like when you're talking or eating. In Forgiveness and Stuff, Rory tells Lane that Lorelai calls Dean "Narcolepsy Boy" because Rory and Dean had fallen asleep at Miss Patty's after the Chilton Formal in Rory's Dance.

Newcomers, Lurkers, and even those who aren't a fan of the couple - come chat with us! We love new people, and you'll love us. We hope.

















Okay, so on the show there are TONS of shout outs to the things we talk about on the narc thread, and we think that the writers must be spying on us! Now we've written our own episode that includes some awesome shout outs (stout bouts, as we sometimes call them) that we think should be on the show! So here it is, the beginning of the "NarcThread StoutBout Episode":

Lorelai walks into Luke's, which is covered in Monkeys. Luke has a tv on the counter and is watching Alice in Wonderland while he colors in a coloring book. Rory sits at the counter reading Harry Potter. Lorelai says, "Luke, do you have any snow cones?" Luke says, "No, sorry." Lorelai says, "Damn, I wish some druplets would open up a freaking snowcone stand around here, dude." Dean walks into the diner. "Rory, I was watching Martha Stewart, and there was a total Stout Bout to me! She was talking about Gummi Bears. I loved that show!" Rory replies, "Dude, that's wicked cool!" Lorelai replies, "Dude, did you guys watch ALIAS? Michael Vartan is so hot." Rory gets hungry, so she orders some fruit. Dean says, "No, no more health kick. Let's go get some cheese fries at Ruby's. Then maybe we can go do a little coughARSONcough." "MMkay Dean, let's go," says Rory. They leave. Lorelai asks Luke, "Luke, do you think Uncle Jesse had a mullet?" Luke replies, "No way, but did you ever watch Ghostwriter?" Lorelai laughs and says, "Rally S!" Luke replied, "Dude, Rachel didn't know what Rally S meant so I CyberPimpSlapped her." Lorelai laughs. "Sigh," she says. "We should totally go listen to Howie Day and then drive up to Canada." "Mmkay, let's go. You drive though, I suck at parking."

Lorelai mentions that they should probably tell Jess they're leaving. "Oh, didn't I tell you? Jess died laughing," says Luke. So, they hopped in Luke's truck, with shot birds in the trunk, and started blasting some Michelle Branch. Then they proceeded to play Janet Jackson, and Doogie Howser. "Hey, ISN'T THIS CALLED HOWIE DAY?!" Lorelai screamed over the music. " 'Please do not use capital letters. It seems as if you're yelling and disrespects other posters' " Luke replied. "Smarmy Bastard!" Lorelai said.

As they drove along, Lorelai said, "Luke, can you come over later and help me learn how to twirl firesticks?" "Aww, I wish I could Lorelai, but I really have to clean my grill." "DAMN GRILL!" shouts Lorelai. Luke says, "Calm down, or I won't tell you my JLH story." "Ooh, please tell me! Is it true she was too clingy?" Luke smiles. "I'll tell you later. First we have to stop at the CompuCrap store so i can get a new keyboard." "Fine, but I better not miss The West Wing tonight." "Dude, Felicity is on tonight too." "Holy Crap, I didn't know that." They pull up to the store. Miss Patty walks out. "How the HELL are you Miss Patty?" yells Lorelai.

I'm great since my soulmate NakedKirk is here," Miss Patty said. "Whoa. That's my cue to go buy InStyle magazine," said Luke. "Yes, could you pick me up the Entertainment Weekly with Russell Crowe on the cover?" asked Lorelai. "Hell no! But I'll buy you the one with Bradley Whitford and Lauren Graham," offered Luke. "Um, did I mention soulmates?" Miss Patty said. "Miss PattE, you are so five posts behind," pointed out Lorelai. So Lor and Luke went off to find magazines and hard core liquor. On the way, they passed some lonely, wet kittens in a box. They continued on.

As they walked to the magazine stand, Lorelai said, "Didn't you have a dentist appointment today?" "No!" shouted Luke. "I'm not going, I hate him!" "Fine," Lorelai said, "Calm down. We need to stop at the market and buy some more ketchup." "Whoa! Ketchup ESP because I was just thinking that!" Luke said. "Cool." Lorelai said. Luke replied, "Cool? That was such a bellybutton post." Lorelai smiled, "I need to work on my group presentation. Nobody cares. Posting."

So, on the way to the market, Lorelai and Luke tried to tell Random Paragaphs to get to the next thread. "I love the color pink, and Britney Spears," said Lorelai. "LKOL! People like ZZTOP are so much better!" replied Luke. "Pooh-" Lorelai started, but Luke cut her off and mocked her error. They passed Jess' gravestone which said "Don't call me Jess." "Yeah, well don't call me Phone Boy," muttered Luke. When they got to the market, they saw Chad and his button nose, and laughed at him because he was two years younger than them. Which is pretty retarded. Just sayin'. Anyway, Chad then showed flashed them his tattoo, and they immediately threw Grapeade at him. "Tell us where the chicken is sold!" they shouted at him. Schmafty Pimp Cop turned into their aisle, showed them his shark skin scratch, and sauntered away.

Lorelai and Luke laughed at the Schmafty Pimp Cop because he had a hairbrush stuck in his hair. As they looked for some chicken, they found Splinter waiting for them. "Yes Sensi" Lorelai said, "I have my weapon." ::: twirls around big stick impressively:::: Luke claps his hand and says "Woohoo!!" "Eh?" says Lorelai. "That wasn't good. I suck at this game." "Let's go buy the ketchup before HalJTheSmoker dies of lung cancer." They grab a bottle of ketchup and walk to the cash register. Luke pulls out his Winnie the Pooh wallet, and the checkout girl laughs at him. "Shup up!" Luke yells. They leave the market. They started walking to the CPK to buy some spinach artichoke dip, but they suddenly fell into the gutter.

Luke and Lorelai walked around the gutter, and they saw SensitiveDean sitting on a sofouch knitting a scarf. Lorelai grabbed Dean's hand and pulled him off the couch. "Do not yank Dean!" yelled Luke. Lorelai said, "Dude, could you BE more crankier?" Lorelai stormed off. Luke wrote Lorelai's name on his silent grudge list. He started walking after her but suddenly tripped over the Dead Green Dog. Lorelai climbed out of the gutter and Luke followed her. She ran over to the thread pinata and smacked it with a bat. A picture of ToughDean flew out. Luke dove for it, and Lorelai screamed, "Luke, ToughDean is my favorite Dean, let me have it!" Luke gave it to her, then said, "Hey, we should go to Waffle House." Lorelai agreed.

Schmal's honorable mentions:
Di b/c she's young
Stack Lawyer.
JJ-music no ones ever heard of.
E-Canada?
Me-b/c i'm me.
Ketchup.
Pink.
hatred seagulls or all birds?
random thoughts=random.
Grapeade.
Just sayin'.
Iron Chef.
ER.
ALIAS!
Chicken.
mocking.
Something about like Lorelia or someone on GG.
K in w/ every LOL/LMAO.
Shark on leg=pain/funny.
Ooompah Loompahs are scary.
"Don't call me Jess."
"Don't call me Phone Boy."
no editing pact, which no one follows.
Stupid 'cause lists.
Girl who's four, but is so bitter about being four that she tries to pretend she's five cause all her friends are older than her, and she's from D.C. and her name is DI.
Wants to write book, or be Jackie Chiles. Has never seen Grinch (Cindy Lu-Who?)
:::giddiness:::
Nobody cares. Posting.

More to come in the future!


Reasons we love Rory/Dean:
1. 'Cause they're just too cute.

Here is our official song (from the finale):
"One Line" by PJ Harvey

Do you remember the first kiss?
Star shooting across the sky
To come to such a place as this
You never left my mind

I'm watching from the wall
As in the streets we fight
This world all gone to war
All I need is you tonight

And I draw a line
To your heart today
To heart from mine
A line to keep us safe

All through the rising sun
All through the circling years
You were the only one
Who could have brought me here

And I draw a line
To your heart today
To heart from mine
A line to keep us safe
And I draw a line
To your heart today
To heart from mine
And pray to keep us safe

Watch the stars now moving
Across the sky
Keep this feeling
Safe tonight


Our Official Site

Just puh-lease post the fanart already!! And if you don't have any to post, PLEASE, make some!

Note: The shipper groups on this board have a peace agreement of sorts. So no bashing. It's ok to say that you like Rory and Dean better than Rory and Tristan, but please keep it civil. Nothing like "I hate Tristan, and anyone who likes them is stupid. Dean is so hot, and Tristan is butt-ugly. Trories suck!." That's just mean, and not true. We want to have fun here, not start wars with each other!

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The Narcoleptic Dictionary

Anti-N.A.R.C.s: A group (currently three people, Ariane, Di, AND INGE!) of people enjoy the evils of Russell Crowe, and do not agree with the N.A.R.C.s views

Bellybuttons: Refers to the evil, frightening, and disturbing Levi's commercial with the singing bellybuttons. Can also be an adjective used to describe one word posts. They should be up there in the evil pictures, but we are too scared to look at them.

CuteDean: He's cute. He's Dean. Therefore, he's CuteDean. We did not make this up. It came from Pamie, who writes (funny) GG recaps at TelevisionWithoutPity.com.

DD: Nickname for Di. Can stand for either DenialDi (because she is the only one in the world who thinks that Uncle Jesse from Full House never had a mullet) or DeadDi (because she dies laughing about 20 times a night - only cause everyone's so freaking funny!). See also: Drunk, the

Drunk, the: Nickname for Princess Di. She tends to hog the late-night liquor supply, and frequently passes out. We like it. Get over it. See also: DD

E: StacEy, because we have two Staceys on the thread. This refers to littlecritter.

ESP: aka Posting ESP, When two Narcoleptics post at the same time. Adds a sense of togetherness to our little group! Especially prevailent at early morning hours

Firestick Show: A late, late, late night talk show, hosted by Di and E. Complete with mullets, juggling, flaming stick twirling, Coke and Pepsi, Jared with no loin cloth, flashlights, the cast of Gilmore Girls, etc. All Narcoleptics are free to pitch in with any special skills they can add to this very special program. Origin: Who knows? Jay Leno had an all dark show. And our minds travel quickly to weird places.

Gutter, the: A place for us insane Narcoleptics to hang out and think dirty thoughts. Dean occasionally stops by!

Hell: A town in Michigan. Or, a fiery underworld. Either way, the Narcs want to go there sometime soon.

JLH Story: The long awaited story involving the rumors surrounding Schmal and Jennifer Love Hewitt that Schmal is saving for the day he meets us in person - which will never happen, so the JLH story will probably never be revealed.

Ketchup/Cat,Sup?! Cult: Us. Cat,Sup?! Is how Di spells ketchup, cause it sounds like she's saying "Cat, sup?!" and she likes that sort of thing. This came about because of E's friends thinking she was part of a late night Ketchup cult when she was talking to us - plus we all love Ketchup. But not on cheesecake.

Knitting: A hobby that many Narcoleptics aspire to do. Origin: One very weird late night chat session! At the time, it was weird, but now, considering the conversations of late, it was pretty damn normal.

Link: Stands for Late Night knitter, nickname for Jessica, who was one of the original late nighters and is taking up knitting. (She's obsessed with CNN and she throws people out of movie theaters, so don't mess with her!)

LKOL: One day, when Stack accidentally wrote LKOL instead of LOL, Di became very confused and asked her what it meant. When Stack told Di it was just a typo, Di proceeded to mock it endlessly, and now LKOL is used interchangeably with LOL.

Mullet: A recurring discussion topic. It's a hair cut, that can best be described as "business in the front, party in the back" (TM Jessica). Think Uncle Jesse from Full House, or Michael from Roswell! So far, no Gilmore Girls character has one, but you never know what may happen in the future.

N.A.R.C.s: Narcoleptics Against Russell Crowe. A group some Narcs strongly support and hope to take Global someday in order to expose the evil that is Russell Crowe. See also: Anti-N.A.R.C.s

No E/Stack: This refers to Stacy...aka ObsessedGGFan.

Old-Schoolers: a.k.a. Old Schoolahs. These are Narcoleptics who have been hanging around the thread for quite a while. But, of course, new Narcoleptics are always very welcome to join in the fun.

OPFMS Day: This is a designated day for all Narcoleptics, new and old, to post a transcript of their favorite Rory/Dean scene or moment. Long form is: Official Posting of Favorite Moments Scripts. Yay! Our first OPFMSD was a huge success! Great scenes everyone! We'll have another one sometime soon!

Phone Boy: AKA Alex or Schmal, the only guy on the Narc thread, who suddenly disappears to a suspicious phone call when it is time to start a new thread. I wouldn't call him this though since he's one of the only people who starts threads now, and he has been known to CyberPimpSlap people.

"Posting": We occasionally say this at the end of our posts. Usually for no reason other than we're weird and talk a lot.

Quads, the: The Quadruplets - Di, StacEy, Stacy, and Jessica. E and Stack are twins, as are Link and Di, because of their odd similarities. Then, Stack and Di realized they had the same middle name. So all the twins were connected and they became Quadruplets. And we now realized that they all look the same too, which is downright odd.

Rant: Us Narcs have our hardships, so we are each allotted our one rant a day. It can be about anything, such as the very annoying birds that chirp in the morning when we are trying to sleep, the Damn Emmys, the Damn CompuCrap Store, and many other things that make our lives more difficult than they should be!

Round cake: The Narcoleptics' favorite dessert. If it's a cake, it must be round. Origin: The Pilot: Rory and Dean like round cakes too

Sensitive Dean: A Dean who knits scarves for Rory (and the rest of the Narcoleptics, when they are feeling down). Origin: Not even going to try!

Shirtless Dean: Well, it's kind of obvious. But it originated from Di's scene of Rory sitting in the car reading, while Dean is working on building it. It's the middle of the summer of course, so Dean has his shirt off.

Summer 2001 Vacation: The Narcoleptics are taking a trip to Stars Hollow this summer. Feel free to request places to go! The itinerary is in the works!

Stout Bout: Something you'll see us say - it means "Shout out!" Di was using the words Shout Out too much, and decided that a different, similar sounding group of words would be less annoying. It isn't, but eh!

Sweet Dreams of CuteDean: What we hope to have every night A common good-bye found in night-time posts. Sometimes shortened to SDOCD when it's 3am and we're too lazy to type it!

To MIA Narcoleptics: Where are you?!?
To LURKER Narcoleptics: Please, feel free to post. We're really nice.

Member:
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[Rory sitting on a bench reading. Dean come out, sees her and goes and sits with her] DEAN: Is there anything in there about me? RORY: I don’t know. You name wouldn’t be Lithium would it? DEAN: Aren’t you supposed to be in school? RORY: We had a half day today - teacher conferences. So I thought I’d come by and surprise you. DEAN: Well you know how much I hate surprises. RORY: Yes, I’m very sorry. [Dean kisses her] DEAN: That’s for surprising me. RORY: I have learned my lesson. [Dean kisses her again. Rory stops him after a second] RORY: I have to talk to you about something. DEAN: Ok, I have to talk to you about something too. Come here [ kisses her again] RORY: Ok stop. DEAN: Sorry. [leans in to kiss her again] RORY: No stay! DEAN: Why? RORY: Because I really need to talk to you about something. DEAN: [sighs] Alright. RORY: It’s about Todd. DEAN: What about him? RORY: What do you think of him? DEAN: He’s my friend. RORY: I know. DEAN: So that would signify a positive impression. RORY: Right. Ok. Good. DEAN: Yes, can I kiss you now? RORY: I’m not done yet. DEAN: Fine. Go ahead. RORY: Well you know Lane. DEAN: Yeah, I do. RORY: She likes Todd. DEAN: Ok. RORY: And I think that they would really hit it off. DEAN: You - you don’t even know Todd. RORY: No but you do. And you like him - you said so. DEAN: I did. RORY: Ok then. There you go. DEAN: I would - I would really like to kiss you now. RORY: Yeah so would I. DEAN: Ok, good. We agree [leans in for a kiss while she leans back] ... RORY: Thank you. DEAN: You’re welcome. So...was that it? RORY: Yeah that was it. DEAN: Then can we... RORY: Kissing. Right, let’s go. [they kiss]

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DEAN: What's wrong? RORY: [voice breaking] Everything's falling apart. I thought I had it all under control, but I don't. DEAN: What? What was under control? RORY: Everybody else can handle the classes, but I can't. And I'm supposed to. I'm supposed to take five classes. Everybody else does. I mean, my grandfather did. [sigh] God, how am I gonna tell my grandfather that I failed? DEAN: You failed? RORY: No, I didn't even get a chance to fail. I mean -- [sniff] I had to drop a class. I was told to drop a class. DEAN: That's not a big deal. RORY: It's a really big deal. I'm not supposed to drop a class. I'm not the drop-a-class person. I get good grades. [trembling voice] I… handle things. DEAN: Hey, come on. [ Puts his arm around her, rubbing her arm ] RORY: And Lane, she's not around anymore, and I -- I know she had to go, but I miss her, and I liked her there, and I haven't talked to my mom, and I need to talk to her, and she's not around. And I'm failing. I'm failing everything. I can't do it. I can't handle it. I'm messing everything up! [ Sobbing ] Oh! God, just look at this. DEAN: Look at what? RORY: You having to be nice to me. I mean, you shouldn't have to be nice to me. I was horrible to you, and now you're married to someone nice and who's not me and not a failure. DEAN: You are so not a failure. RORY: [sobbing] Yes, I am. I just can't, I -- I need to talk to my mom 'cause I just don't know what to do. DEAN: It's okay. [He hugs her close, comforting her.]

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