Fan Forum - 100 Reasons Why We Love R/J- Let's list the Best Lines!

So, we're done with the 100 reasons we love Alexis, so we're moving on to Rory and Jess now. We'll start listing the best R/J lines. So go ahead and post them! :glow:

Literati - Best Lines
1. Jess: You'll do it. You will. I'll help you practice. Tomorrow, you stand in the middle of the street and I will drive straight at you screaming in a foreign language. (Teach Me Tonight)
2. Rory: My mom’s waiting. Keep thinking what you’re thinking. Jess: I don’t have a choice. (Swan Song)
3. Jess: You know, Ernest only has lovely things to say about you. (A Tisket A Tasket)
4. Rory: You looked it up! (Happy Birthday, Baby)
5. Jess: I don't want to get to know anybody else. I don't like anybody else. (Keg!Max!)
6. Jess: Well, what is much? Goodnight Rory.(Nick and Nora, Sid and Nancy)
7. Rory: Goodnight Dodger. (Nick and Nora, Sid and Nancy)
8. Jess: This isn't you Rory. (Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out.)
9. Jess: Dean’s a jerk. Yelling at you like that, breaking up in front of everybody. . .the guy’s a total jerk.Rory: No, he’s not. He’s right. Everything he said. All those things about you and me, all those things about me lying to him, and messing with his head. He was right. Well, wasn’t he? Fine, he was right about me, then. Now go away.(They Shoot the Gilmores, Don't They?)
10. Jess: He was right. . . about all of it. (They Shoot the Gilmores, Don't They?)
11. Jess: Well, whatever else happens between us, at least we know that part works. (Let the Games Begin)
12. Rory: I like your crazy hair. (That'll Do Pig)
13. Jess: You’re a book tease. (Swan Song)
14. Rory: Because you didn't say goodbye. (Lorelai's Graduation Day)
15. Jess: I am not part of this town. Rory: See you for some tree planting over at the Arbor Day Festival, buddy. (Dead Uncles and Vegetables)
16. Jess: Yeah, well maybe I can knock over a liquor store while everyone else is planting those stupid trees. Rory: As long as it’s a liquor store in town, neighbor. (Dead Uncles and Vegetables)
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17. Jess: Well aren't we bright eyed and bushy tailed. (Dead Uncles and Vegetables)
18. Jess: You kiss me, you tell me not to say anything. . .very flattering, by the way. You go off to Washington. . . then nothing. Then you come back here all put out because I didn't just sit around and wait for you like Dean would've done? (Haunted Leg)
19. Rory: You and Springsteen, the working man's hero. (Keg!Max!)
20. Rory: You're squirming. I've never seen you squirm. It's entertaining. (Theres the Rub)
21.Jess: You really want me to go?
Rory: I really wanna avoid a fight with Dean. (Theres the Rub)
22. Jess: Oh, come on, let me see your withering stare.
Rory: It's dangerous. I could hurt you. (Lorelai's Graduation)
23. Rory: How's that arm I twisted? Jess: I got the feeling back in it. (Keg!Max!)
24. Rory: It means a tux, you know. I know it's geeky.Jess: Tuxes are also James Bond. That's not geeky. (Keg!Max!)
25. Rory: Yes, I know. I'm sorry, I got distracted. Jess: My fault. (Face Off)
26. Jess: Well aren't we hooked on phonics. (Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy)
27.Rory: You're kind. Jess: And going to stash an extra change of clothes in the limo! (Keg!Max!)
28. Jess: Let's go, let's get out of here. Rory: Go where? Jess: Anywhere. Rory: It's early. Jess: It's boring. (Keg!Max!)
29. Rory: Gloomy. Jess: We'll go right when they get done playing, okay?Rory: Sure, Grandpa! Jess: Rory. (Keg!Max!)
30. Jess: I love you. (Nag Hammadi...)
31. Rory: What are you doing here? Jess: Got a job. Professional driveway skulker. Rory: Pay's good? Jess: Yeah, but the hours suck. (LMHYBRO)
32. Rory: Wow, I haven't seen it since you guys redid it. Jess: Oh, yeah.
Rory: It's bigger. Jess: Ripping a wall down can have that effect on a room. (Let the Games Begin)
33. Jess: First of all, we should try and get within, say, a foot of each other.Rory: Okay. ...I think that's about a foot. Jess: Huh, that school of yours is really paying off. (LTGB)
34. Rory: We shouldn't flaunt it. Jess: Until when? Rory: Until it's comfortable.Jess: Before we're on Social Security? Rory: I promise. We can kiss secretly. Jess: Yeah, or we could wear Three Stooges masks all the time! That way, no one will know who we are. Rory: I can be Curly! Jess: I'll be Moe. Rory: Probably too silly. Jess: Yeah, probably. (ADFKT)
35. Rory: I don't know what I did wrong. Jess: You didn't do anything. (Keg!Max!)
36. Jess: You're packed. Your stuff is all in boxes. It's perfect. You're ready. And I'm ready. I'm ready for this. You can count on me now. I know you couldn't count on me before, but you can now. You can. (Last Week Fights, This Week Tights)
37. Jess: Look, you know we're supposed to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you two years ago, and you know it, too. I know you do. (Last Week Fights, This Week Tights)
38. Jess: You graduate already, Doogie? (Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out)
39. Rory: You know that section toward the front, the staff recommendations? I'm going to grab a copy of your book and put it in that section. And then I'm going to write my own little recommendation on a card and attach it so people see it and buy it. (Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out)
40. Rory: No way. I know it's good. Jess, you've got such a great brain. I knew that if you could just sit down and stop shaking it around you could do something like this. I knew it. I knew it. (Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out)
41. Jess: So I just basically wanted to show you that. Tell you - tell you that I couldn't have done it without you. (Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out)
42. Jess: You know what I mean! I know you. I know you better than anyone! This isn't you. (Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out)
43. Jess: Happy birthday, by the way. Wasn't that a couple weeks ago? Your birthday?
44. Jess: Despot. (DU&V)
45. Rory: Thank you, thank you, thank you! Jess: Manipulator!
46. Rory: Maybe he's not that conservative. Maybe at night, he takes his clothes off and parties.Jess: Great! Now get that image out of my head. (SS)

100 Reasons We Love Alexis (DONE)
1. 'Cause she's really sweet as Rory
2. 'Cause she's amazingly smart and beautiful without being big headed.
3. 'Cause she's a Gilmore Girl!
4. Because she loves to read big books!
5. Because she's very laid back (according to Matt)
6. Because she made Matt a mix CD for no reason.
7. 'Cause she wants to continue acting but is also interested in writing and producing
8. 'Cause her guilty pleasure is chocolate!
9. 'Cause of her unique looks
10. 'Cause she's living our dream of kissing Matt!
11. She's full of witty comebacks!
12. Because she would love to go back to school.
13. 'Cause we love all her acting roles
14. 'Cause she is so private
15. 'Cause of those eyes!
16. 'Cause her best accessory is Milo
17. Cause she's so multi-talented.
18. Cause she loves her mom and grandparents
19. Cause she's so down-to-earth
20. Because everyone loves a book nerd!
21. Because she is kinda shy
22. Because her first language is Spanish
23. Because she is going to be Lena in Sisterhood
24. Cause we loved her in Tuck Everlasting
25. Because everyone is amazed by her natural acting ability.
26. Because she's happy where she is now because she's not terribly famous.
27. Because every mother would like to have a daughter like her.
28. 'Cause she is an amazing person (says Matt Czuchry).
29. Because she's sweet ( says Chad) and she's very laid-back (says Matt).
30. Because she will be great in Sin City
31. Because it will be nice to see her in a 'bad girl' role.
32. Cause her style is safe but dazzling
33. Cause she looks great 24/7
34. Because she is a natural born star she's going to last long in the biz.
35. Because she's perfect for Milo and he hopes to be perfect her (says Milo)
36. Because it all was completely the lightning blow, it all happened so quickly (says Milo)
37. Because she's really the woman of his life (says Milo)
38. Because she's genuine, her smile on screen is very natural (says Milo)
39. Because she thinks she's not the most graceful runner, but we know she is
40. Because she does laundry when she gets stressed
41. Because her motto for living is to wear comfortable shoes
42. Because she was a very shy kid
43. Because she fell of the bed (Gilmore Girls bloopers)
44. Because sometimes when she's on the phone at the set she speaks spanish so no one knows what she's saying
45. Because she understood that the hairdresser said to the other guy in spanish that she cut Alexis hair wrong
46. Because there aren't alot of actors out there who are still so down to earth and shy.
47. Because she's a latina
48. Because she doesn't think Dean is the one for Rory
49. Because the things she wears on the show, she can say like 90% she wouldn't probably never wear in real life!
50. She's an amazing actress!!!
51. She seems so normal and laid back
52. Because she's really grown up (says Lauren)
53. Because she's really blossomed (says Lauren)
54. Because she's embraced that [acting] is something that she's good at (says Lauren)
55. Because she and Lauren are a team
56. Because she was soooo homesick in the beginning of GG
57. Because she entered a breakdancing competition to win a T-shirt for her boyfriend Milo!
58. Because she and Amber are best friends and are sharing inside jokes!
59. Because when she left home, she missed her mom's home cooking
60. Because she looked as cute as a button, when she was a baby
61. Because she's like the cool neighbor everyone wants to have
62. Because she she went through the Jordan Catalano phase. Like everyone else.
63. Because she loves Cranium!
64. Because she's a Dolly Parton fan.
65. Because she had a crush on Jared Leto
66. Because she watched Dawson's Creek
67. Because she loved My So Called Life
68. Because when she and America would want to bug Amber and Blake, they would speak in Spanish
69. Because she, Amber, America and Blake were all big dorks on and off of set
70. Because she can play a wide range of roles and we love her in everyone of them.
71. Because she took cooking classes!
72. Because it wasn't a plan of hers to be an actress...it just kind of happened
73. Because she thinks love is very real and personal
74. Because she's original.
75. Because she's classy.
76. Because she stays true to her heart
77. Because she's a great actress and no one can complain about it.
78. Because whenever she get's a chance to see Milo..she wants to spend all her time with Him!
79. Because she misses filming scenes with Lauren
80. Because she couldn't wait for Milo to come back on GG causes she misses him
81. Because she’s glad Rory has screwed up because it shows people that nobody’s perfect – she knows she’s not (though we think she almost is :) )
82. Because she still sees herself as a big dork
83. Because she is very protective of her relationship with Milo
84. Because she is a self-proclaimed homebody
85. Because she likes cooking with Milo.
86. Because she gets mix CDs from Milo
87. Because she and Milo trust each other .
88. Because she has amazing chemistry with Kelly
89. Because she participated in the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy
90. Because she's worked with the 4 hottest guys on TV- Milo, Chad, Jared, and Matt
91. Because she doesn't take fame seriously .
92. Because she's the pearl inside the shell! (Amber Tamblyn said that about her)
93. Because she has great taste in music
94. Because she was amazing in B&P
95. Because we can't wait to watch her in I'm Reed Fish
96. Because she cooked Thanksgiving dinner for her family
97. Because she had to eat pizza alone, after she got the role of Rory on Gilmore Girls
98. Because you can spot her blue eyes a mile away
99. Because she lives in one of the coolest places in LA
100. Because she's our role model and we all want to be her someday!