Desperate Housewives - Eva Longoria Parker/Gabrielle #6 ~ such a big personality in a small package! - Page 7

**no limits** · 07-05-2008, 03:42 PM

Very cool.

I can't wait to see it.

**-Katie-** · 07-05-2008, 03:46 PM

I'm excited to work on it, I've been going to other threads to get ideas. I have some good ones.

**no limits** · 07-05-2008, 03:50 PM

Cool. I can't wait.

We should have like a Top 10 Gabrielle quotes thingy on the OP.

**-Katie-** · 07-05-2008, 04:00 PM

Sounds good to me. Should we have a vote in the thread? I'll do mine silently but if people want to post them here/PM me, I'll tally up the votes.

Giana · 07-06-2008, 10:44 AM

We could post them, that way everyone can share in the Gabby goodness.

**no limits** · 07-06-2008, 10:45 AM

Yeah, everyone post a Gabrielle quote and we'll devlop a list of our favorites. And then we can produce a top 10 list based on a Survivor game. How does that sound?

Giana · 07-06-2008, 10:50 AM

Alrighty.

How about we post our top 5? That way they'll be more choices.

**no limits** · 07-06-2008, 11:03 AM

Gabrielle: Before we got married we made a deal, remember? No kids.
Carlos: Deals are meant to be renegotiated.
Gabrielle: We're not negotiating my uterus.

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Sister Mary Bernard: Money can't buy happiness.
Gabrielle: Sure it can! That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

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Gabrielle: The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am.

Giana · 07-06-2008, 11:34 AM

Loved those first two!

Gabrielle: You fired him because you're JEALOUS?!
Carlos: Don't I have the right to? You know, she cheated on me.
Bob: *gasps*
Gabrielle: Oh Bob, you beat your wife, you are so not allowed to gasp!
Lisa: Don't you talk that way to him!
Gabrielle: One more word out of you, Lisa, and I'll backhand you myself!

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Priest: How long since your last confession?
Gabby: Mmmm...not that long ago. Look, I sort of told a fib, so how many Hail Marys is that gonna set me back?

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Carlos: Are you gonna kiss him?
Gabby: That's right Carlos, we have had some problems with raccoons getting into the trash. So, why don't you just put a lid on it? (This one will also be submitted for the Gablos thread one)

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Katherine: So if it isn’t the early morning gossip brigade. Who are we dishing today?
Gabrielle: Oh! Susan.
Katherine: She’s standing right there.
Gabrielle: Oh my god! Have you been there this whole time??

And the entire chemo scene between Lynette and Gabby, of course.

**no limits** · 07-08-2008, 08:21 PM

Good choices, Giana!

**-Katie-** · 07-09-2008, 06:24 PM

Those are great ones!

**no limits** · 07-10-2008, 06:48 AM

Do you guys have any links to find quotes? My Google search is coming up empty...

Giana · 07-10-2008, 12:14 PM

Ultimate Depserate Housewives has transcripts of the first 2 and a half seasons.

**no limits** · 07-10-2008, 01:03 PM

And what about S3-4? I usually check TV.com but it's all sorted by episodes and it takes forever to load.

Giana · 07-10-2008, 05:27 PM

Watch the DVD? I dunno.