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Maroon 5's music parodies: not for the faint of heart
 Just got back from official web, saw this and I thought it's so funny and great that we should all sing it! Harder to Breathe I dare to say that your ugly hair's unacceptable So friggin frizzy unnecessarily stiff and All I have the tendency to drink and get real physical So watch your skirt 'cause if I do you'll see a miracle Drain my cup dry and look at you like you just got in here The beer goggle vision I am seeing is not very clear You turn away but you don't really want me to be gone Beer goggles make you so pretty I wanna get it on! When I drink or get high and I've got nobody to love You'll understand what I mean when I say "let's get the hell out of this pub" And just like extreme makeover you went from a monster to a beauty queen I wonder if you're different 'cause you're getting hotter and hotter to me I wonder if you're different 'cause you're getting hotter and hotter to me What drinks are doing is screwing things up inside my head I should know better you're uglier than a dead monkey's head Ripping my eyes out and writhing in a naked sweat Hoping somebody someday won't look so *****ing dead When I drink or get high and I've got nobody to love You'll understand what I mean when I say "let's get the hell out of this pub" And just like extreme makeover you went from a monster to a beauty queen I wonder if you're different 'cause you're getting hotter and hotter to me I wonder if you're different 'cause you're getting hotter and hotter to me This is such a bad turn It's so painful to learn That alcohol has taken control And it chills and it stings When I see all your things And I wish I hadn't been so bold When I drink or get high and I've got nobody to love You'll understand what I mean when I say "let's get the hell out of this pub" And just like extreme makeover you went from a monster to a beauty queen I wonder if you're different 'cause you're getting hotter and hotter to me I wonder if you're different 'cause you're getting hotter and hotter to me --------------- She Will Be loved Dealing king of only 18 he Had some trouble getting sales I was always there to buy his things Even though his stuff smelled like hell I drove for miles and miles and then was at his corner I've gotten so many highs but somehow i want more I don't mind spending every day Getting real high in the pouring rain Look for the man at the end of the mile Ask him if he wants to smoke a while And we will get high and we will get high Tap on my window knock on my door I Wanna make you feel weed-erful I know i need to buy a little more Doesn't matter anymore I see many rainbows and butterflies And leprechauns moving along yeah My bong is full and my mind's always open I'll smoke anytime you want I don't mind spending every day Getting real high in the pouring rain Look for the man at the end of the mile Ask him if he wants to smoke a while And we will get high and we will get high I know where you hide Alone in your car Know all of the things that you sell at the bar I know that "no high" means nothing at all Comes back and makes me Pick him up at the pool hall Yeah Tap on my window knock on my door I Wanna make you feel weed-erfull I don't mind spending every day Getting real high in the pouring rain Look for the man at the end of the mile Ask him if he wants to smoke a while And we will get high and we will get high Please don't try so hard to get me high __________________
“And I’m not going to fall in love with you when we have an expiration date.”
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Joined: Sep 2002
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Lmao...I would love to listen to that.
This Love --> Bad Breath I was so tired I did not recognize The odor burning in his mouth The anger that controlled my mind Whispered hell and he got into my seat Always to return again But always in my nose Bad breath has taken its way on me it smells like **** too many times before And my nose is breaking in front of me I have no choice cause I won't sit there anymore He's tried his best to brush his messy teeth hate him coming everyday So hard to keep me sanitized Kept having breath that smelled like poop Pretending to smell the same Then turn around and get near me (Chorus) Please get away from me And please go brush your teeth And make sure everything's alright My pressure's in my nose I wish I had Lysol Into every inch of you Because your breath now smells like poo (Chorus 3x) |
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Joined: Jun 2005
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All of those are soe funny!
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Take it now or leave it. Now is all we get Nothings promised, no regrets.
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Master Fan
Joined: Jun 2005
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Some Harry Potter parodies
harder to breathe-(Its about Haryr Potter and the Goblet of Fire) How dare you say that my behavior’s unacceptable When you’re the one who tied my friends to that rock long I have the tendency of getting so heroical So watch your fins, ‘cause if you don’t, you’ll need a miracle This lake ain’t dry and now I wonder why I’m even here This gilly head of mine I’m seein’ from’s finally clear Judges want me to stay but Ron and Hermione want me gone They say I’m not fit to tread this water I am swimmin’ in When it gets dark in here and I got nobody for help You’ll understand what I mean when I say there’s way I’m gonna get out Like next year I’ll cry in the face of a serpent that lives in my dreams Is there anyone down here, ‘cause it’s getting’ harder and harder to breathe Is there anyone down here, ‘cause it’s getting harder and harder to breathe This deep, dark water is screwing things up inside my head I should have known better, to never listen what to Dobby said Clutching your gills and swimming with Ron in your hand Hoping somebody had saved Fleur’s sister instead When it gets dark in here and I got nobody for help You’ll understand what I mean when I say there’s way I’m gonna get out Like next year I’ll cry in the face of a serpent that lives in my dreams Is there anyone down here, ‘cause it’s getting’ harder and harder to breathe Is there anyone down here, ‘cause it’s getting harder and harder to breathe Does it burn Does it stew Is it painful to chew All that Gillyweed from Snape’s office Does it thrill Does it sting When you swallow the thing That gives you gills like no human being When it gets dark in here and I got nobody for help You’ll understand what I mean when I say there’s way I’m gonna get out Like next year I’ll cry in the face of a serpent that lives in my dreams Is there anyone down here, ‘cause it’s getting’ harder and harder to breathe Is there anyone down here, ‘cause it’s getting harder and harder to breathe _______________________________________________________________________________ This Love-> This Dream I walked the hall I did not recognize The door right before my eyes The nightmare that controlled my mind Tried to forget the doors in my dreams But it was just too hard it seems I can't leave them behind This dream has taken control of me I tried the door so many times before The pain is searing inside of me I better go to see Dumbledore He tried his best to get them out of me I relived Snape's worst memory It didn't help at all I couldn't play my Quidditch game I was banned by what's-her-name Ginny took my place This dream has taken control of me I tried the door so many times before The pain is searing inside of me I've gotta go looking for Voldemort Department of Mysteries Went through the prophecies Found the one that had my name The death eaters were there They gave me quite a scare Now Sirius is dead, I know 'cause I heard voices in my head That dream had taken control of me Now I'm depressed 'cause Sirius is dead I was confused about where he'd gone I talked to Nick, who nearly has no head __________________
Take it now or leave it. Now is all we get Nothings promised, no regrets.
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Joined: Sep 2002
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I love it...I found a few other paradies that bash the band. They're kind of funny too, but I wont post those.  |
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Joined: May 2003
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Kara Wanna read it, just to laugh at it. Can you Pm it to me?
I'm going to post more when I got m connection back to normal. It's so friggin slow. Helen I love that Harry Potter parody.  And the death eaters have an appearance.  __________________
“And I’m not going to fall in love with you when we have an expiration date.”
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Joined: Sep 2002
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Sure, I'll PM it to you tonight. You'll still be sure to get a kick out of it.  Instead of "This Love", it's called "This Song". |
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Joined: Jul 2004
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keep looking.....
 surely its hilarious.__________________
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Joined: May 2003
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this is my fave stanza:
Please get away from me And please go brush your teeth And make sure everything's alright My pressure's in my nose I wish I had Lysol Into every inch of you Because your breath now smells like poo Hahahahahahaha! __________________
“And I’m not going to fall in love with you when we have an expiration date.”
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Joined: Nov 2000
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Haha that reminds me of ru. It should be.
Please get away from me And please go brush your teeth And make sure everything's alright My pressure's in my nose I wish I had Lysol Into every inch of you Because your breath now smells like roo |
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Smells like is much better! 
