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Joined: Sep 2000
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My Manager Thinks I Name My Junk After Powertools
I signed out and initialed "CSM" and my super was like, wahts the 's'? so i told her it was Stanley, she didn't believe me.
Then Aaron, my gay manager came up and we were talking about it, making him guess my midddle name and when i told him and he was like "are you sure that isn't the name for your unit?" and I was like, NO, why cuz it's a power tool? And he said, yeah it could be. And I said 'and I named my balls Black and Decker, right? he burst and had to run away. RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!! yeah, so now my twig and berries are powertools. __________________
"Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. "
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 Um....thanks for sharing.  I think it's easier to believe that you named your balls Black and Decker than your middle name being Stanley. __________________
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Joined: May 2000
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That's not that bad... I could see worse. My brother calls his Pedro.
Oh Chris dude I hit on a guy with a University Miami hat at Disney's California Adventure this weekend. Had the same symbol you have on your avatar. Thought you'd laugh. __________________
Single (sing'gal),adj. having the option to choose between the quarterback and the lead singer.
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Joined: Sep 2000
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That's pretty cool.
I give people wearing Miami stuff free buffets, and their whole group usually. Ya know, the last girl i was interested in, is dating a guy who is going to the University of Miami. She's hot and smells good. And has genital warts. __________________
"Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. "
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Joined: Apr 2001
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Joined: May 2000
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This guy was hot. He was like swimmer's build with cargo shorts, a t-shirt, flip/flops, and the hat backwards, had to take it off during the ride. I sat down next to him and was like "Hey you remind me of an Everclear song". He gave me a funny smile and then the ride started, my friend grabbed me and bolted right after. Gr...I wonder if he had warts. __________________
Single (sing'gal),adj. having the option to choose between the quarterback and the lead singer.
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Nah, her fault not his.
We Miami boys can do no wrong. __________________
"Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. "
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that ma fcuka was never a hurricane. He was a wanna be, he was a damn Seminole trying to better himself.
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Joined: Apr 2001
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Did he ever sign? Or just verbally committed?
Where do you work? A casino? I keep thinking you work in an office. |
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Joined: Oct 2003
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Lol
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Joined: Oct 2000
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wait...you mean you don't name your junk after powertools?
i'm shocked. __________________
If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring / know we do this cause we care
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Joined: May 2000
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Which one is Black and which one is Decker, anyway?
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