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Old 05-23-2008, 06:06 AM
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Morning sex...what a nice start to a day.
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Old 05-23-2008, 06:14 AM
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I think I am the only person who hates morning sex. I've been pushing my husband off me all morning with promises of later.
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Old 05-23-2008, 06:21 AM
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I think I am the only person who hates morning sex. I've been pushing my husband off me all morning with promises of later.
Aw how you gonna knock down that wonderful tent he spent all night pitching? lol
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Old 05-23-2008, 06:58 AM
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Aw how you gonna knock down that wonderful tent he spent all night pitching? lol
pitching at work while I send him dirty pictures
I'm mean like that.
I;m not into that whole he smells like cigarettes and Walmart and I smell like sleep breath thing.
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:09 AM
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pitching at work while I send him dirty pictures
I'm mean like that.
I;m not into that whole he smells like cigarettes and Walmart and I smell like sleep breath thing.
poor guy! what am I saying? lol I wish I had someone sending me dirty pics

what's the Walmart smell? anyway that's what mouth wash was invented for
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:44 AM
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I never send dirty pics. I send dirty messages though.
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:47 AM
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I'd much rather hear the person cum than read about it lol
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It's just cuz, in this age of the internet, it's not really that safe IMO.
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:59 AM
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It's just cuz, in this age of the internet, it's not really that safe IMO.
true but if you can't trust the guy you're with not to share that then you probably shouldn't be with him to begin with
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:55 AM
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poor guy! what am I saying? lol I wish I had someone sending me dirty pics

what's the Walmart smell? anyway that's what mouth wash was invented for
He has a mustache/goatee so the smell embeds in his face hair.....ugh. It only bothers me so much because I'm an ex-smoker and the smell doesn't make me want one it makes me sick
He'll get his tonight

ETA: Walmart smell is like the smell of stale shut up store full of clothes. Plus he works in the pet department so I swear he smells like cat food.
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:58 AM
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He has a mustache/goatee so the smell embeds in his face hair.....ugh. It only bothers me so much because I'm an ex-smoker and the smell doesn't make me want one it makes me sick
He'll get his tonight

ETA: Walmart smell is like the smell of stale shut up store full of clothes. Plus he works in the pet department so I swear he smells like cat food.
I have chin stuble myself, so hopefully I don't smell like Taco Bell & dunkins every day lol

lucky bastard!

I had sex last night so I guess that's something. lol
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Old 05-23-2008, 03:02 PM
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Morning sex...what a nice start to a day.
Oh I agree. Me and my boyfriend decided to take a shower together for the first time as a couple and we ended up having sex in it. I forgot how much I love shower sex.
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Old 05-23-2008, 03:08 PM
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Oh I agree. Me and my boyfriend decided to take a shower together for the first time as a couple and we ended up having sex in it. I forgot how much I love shower sex.
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Old 05-23-2008, 03:15 PM
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Does anyone own a sex book that has alot of different sex positions in them? If so have you ever tried any of them?
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I have researched different sex positions. I've tried a couple pretty weird ones.
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