| Ben was trying to meet a fan of Amy's because of the pressure of making the next album as the band's tour hits the biggest cities in Greenland but Ben couldn't manage being fat. The worst part of the foolish plan was when people defecated and spat on the stage when the crowd was chanting repeatedly and praying for a miracle to occur and rescue the children caught by Madonna in trouble at her show.
Amy was tired of listening to U2 screaming repeatedly that she kicked Bono and threw tomatoes at his fans' heads for awhile but they continued with screaming and crying out to the police that was passing by for donuts.
Amy was wearing weird clothes at the mall and people looked terrified because she yelled that her boots were bombs ready to explode and shatter everything. The police shot the sheriff because he was leering at Amy. Consequently the fans stood in and emphatically sang Lacrymosa and that broke the spell cast upon Amy's voice which sounded so ghastly that the Earth shattered and everyone farted.
Evanescence were top of the eiffel tower flying kites to show how much they loved the new album but they were going crazy waiting for the rain to fall pouring down on us the real tragedy of the time. The clouds turned black and angry monkies jumped over the moon and fell for the aliens living in Siberia and decided that they would eat them with chips that were dipped in which chocolate ice cream they had with their hats. Blood was dripping from her hands and arms making the people run away from the sword in the stone for the criminals.
Snow came from the heavens and covered the ground so that everyone felt happy and cold because they were. Suddenly __________________ only peyton... the girl whose art, passion and beauty changed lives...
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