Bethany Joy Lenz - Insane Lenzbians 47: Her blogs move us, her tweets cause us to smile, her generosity makes us proud. Yup we love her!

flying aimlessly · 02-04-2011, 12:24 AM

Welcome to the Insane Lenzbians thread!

Latest Milestone: 350,434!!! Rock on Lenzbians!

Lenzbian(noun): a female who is in love with Bethany Joy Lenz. This person is not bisexual or homosexual, but instead is a heterosexual with a Joy-crush.
To know or recognize an INSANE LENZBIAN
You live on Joypiter
You know exactly what someone is talking about if they use the term Lenzbian, Joypiter and Joie's sexy dance.
You attempt to try and sing along to Joie's songs even if you know your doing a half ass job at it.
You begin or end every sentence with 'Joy'.
When a teacher is asking you questions on your homework you just look and say Joy.
You answer every question on a test with one of the following: Joy, Joie, Bethany, Lenz, Lenzbian, Joypiter, Bette and so on.

+ she's got soul +

La Conversation

November 2000

Check you out in your BMW driving down Doheny
I'll bet you think you look pretty good, don't you?
... but he's got a Lamborghini!

What are you gonna do now?
His stereo is louder than yours
His jet blue looks so much slicker than yours
... ever could be

I'll bet he makes more money than you
He must be in the movies too
Just like everybody else in this God-forsaken town

That's exactly what it is, you know
GOD-FORSAKEN
He's been trying to break through for ages!

But why should He compete with
Self-indulgence, self-importance
with the latest religious fads and crazes?

He won't. He doesn't. Because religion isn't a competitive sport.

Good luck finding God in religion
It's searching for water in a desert

So here we are, living water flowing more abundant
Than the air we breathe
And we grasp desperately for the poisonous fish, there,
On which to feed

It's so sad to watch you flail around
The shallow end
When all you have to do is stand up and believe

I am a mermaid
I breathe in living water
I am a siren
I sing in living water

I can never go back to walking around
I'd die from trying to stand
No, I'd rather be carried above solid ground
Than drown in the oxygen of sand

Lattes With Oscar Wilde

July 26, 2001

What is it that is so comforting about a latte on a rainy day? Something so
perfect about sitting in a cafe talking to the Lord about this and that, and
sipping through a blanket of steamed milk to the perfectly warmed, vanilla
latte.

And there's nowhere else I'd rather be. Here with my Bible and my 1911
edition of Oscar Wilde; Selected Poems, looking out at the threatening sky
and all the other people with someplace to go, someplace to be. A job to
keep, a child to gather, a lover to please.

There's a window on the top floor of Carnegie Hall that is open. It's
twisted just open enough to see the descending staircase backstage. Carnegie
Hall. God! I'd love to run those wings!

The tables surrounding me have filled gradually. I'm now encompassed by
noise, but all I can really hear is the poetry in my brain. I must be
insane. Ha! One can only hope.

+ she's got heart +

+ Haiku for Joy +
because only she brings out the inner poet in us

~Forever Graceful
Resilient like the sun
Wonderous singing~

~Joy, you rock my socks
Joy rocks more than just my socks
Joy rocks all the socks~

~Crazy girls unite
On our way to Joypiter
Boo yah, Joy is bomb~

~Beautiful love, like
a beautiful smile, for a
cute, wonderful girl~

~Joy, she rules at life
Joy, that girl you just adore
Joy, what joy, joy, joy!~

~The greatest blessing
Sharing limitless talent
And beauty with us~

~Live on Joypiter
C'mon c'mon, just do it
Like crazy girls do~

~windows to her soul
heavenly voice from her heart
her inner light shines through~

~Sunshine in our life
Graces us with her beauty
What a gorgeous heart~

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diamond gothic · 02-04-2011, 02:50 AM

^ Thanks for the new one un, great title

Aww she's so cute! Look at that long blonde hair, totally reminds me of S3.

find something real · 02-26-2011, 05:58 PM

Thanks for the new thread! I LOVE that picture so much, she has te cutest little face ever!

heart packed in ice · 02-27-2011, 04:58 AM

Awww I missed this, thanks so much for the new thread, hun! The title is fab!

Loving that picture of Joy. I can only imagine Maria will be just as cute as her mama!

find something real · 02-28-2011, 01:53 PM

Yes, I love this title

so much truth

flying aimlessly · 02-28-2011, 10:57 PM

Glad you girls like the title.

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Loving that picture of Joy. I can only imagine Maria will be just as cute as her mama!

Right? She's going to be such a cutie. Already is.

i never learn · 03-04-2011, 05:26 PM

i'm crying actual tears over losing one of my joy walls! idc, i loved it.

find something real · 03-04-2011, 06:28 PM

^ awww

credit:What will your legacy be?

Some of my fav Joy pictures

flying aimlessly · 03-05-2011, 09:35 PM

I just realized I didn't add the OP to the thread

Sorry, especially since its beyond gorge!

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i'm crying actual tears over losing one of my joy walls! idc, i loved it.

That stinks Lex! Sorry

find something real · 03-07-2011, 10:54 AM

I knew there was something missing

thanks for adding the OP!

soul and spirit · 03-07-2011, 11:03 AM

Thanks for the new thread!

and aww that picture gets me every time

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I can only imagine Maria will be just as cute as her mama!

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i'm crying actual tears over losing one of my joy walls! idc, i loved it.

Sorry

flying aimlessly · 03-07-2011, 09:07 PM

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I knew there was something missing thanks for adding the OP!

I know. Every time I came in here I was like......something is off, but didn't know what it was. And then bam!

find something real · 03-09-2011, 10:50 PM

I always love reading through this OP, especially the haiku!

flying aimlessly · 03-10-2011, 08:24 PM

I never commented on that picscam. So pretty. Love all those pics especiallyt he one from the movie premiere. Definitely one of my fave hair moments for her. Thanks for posting Caroline!

flying aimlessly · 06-11-2011, 11:50 PM

Have to bump this to show some Joy love.

Can I just say how much I love how open and candid Joy is. But not only that, the fact that I LOVE the how open she is to people's opinions and perspectives. She shares her views, her opinions, her perspectives, but she doesn't force them on anyone. She is honest and real and in doing so creates this wonderful and comfortable medium for discussion and reflection. Love that SO much.

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