Bethany Joy - Insane Lenzbians #36: We don't suffer from this insanity, we love every minute of it!

martini1188 · 06-16-2008, 09:26 PM

Welcome to the Insane Lenzbians thread!

Latest Milestone: 231,000!!! Rock on Lenzbians!

Lenzbian(noun): a female who is in love with Bethany Joy Lenz. This person is not bisexual or homosexual, but instead is a heterosexual with a Joy-crush.
To know or recognize an INSANE LENZBIAN
You live on Joypiter
You know exactly what someone is talking about if they use the term Lenzbian, Joypiter and Joie's sexy dance.
You attempt to try and sing along to Joie's songs even if you know your doing a half ass job at it.
You begin or end every sentence with 'Joy'.
When a teacher is asking you questions on your homework you just look and say Joy.
You answer every question on a test with one of the following: Joy, Joie, Bethany, Lenz, Lenzbian, Joypiter, Bette and so on.

+ she's got soul +

La Conversation

November 2000

Check you out in your BMW driving down Doheny
I'll bet you think you look pretty good, don't you?
... but he's got a Lamborghini!

What are you gonna do now?
His stereo is louder than yours
His jet blue looks so much slicker than yours
... ever could be

I'll bet he makes more money than you
He must be in the movies too
Just like everybody else in this God-forsaken town

That's exactly what it is, you know
GOD-FORSAKEN
He's been trying to break through for ages!

But why should He compete with
Self-indulgence, self-importance
with the latest religious fads and crazes?

He won't. He doesn't. Because religion isn't a competitive sport.

Good luck finding God in religion
It's searching for water in a desert

So here we are, living water flowing more abundant
Than the air we breathe
And we grasp desperately for the poisonous fish, there,
On which to feed

It's so sad to watch you flail around
The shallow end
When all you have to do is stand up and believe

I am a mermaid
I breathe in living water
I am a siren
I sing in living water

I can never go back to walking around
I'd die from trying to stand
No, I'd rather be carried above solid ground
Than drown in the oxygen of sand

Lattes With Oscar Wilde

July 26, 2001

What is it that is so comforting about a latte on a rainy day? Something so
perfect about sitting in a cafe talking to the Lord about this and that, and
sipping through a blanket of steamed milk to the perfectly warmed, vanilla
latte.

And there's nowhere else I'd rather be. Here with my Bible and my 1911
edition of Oscar Wilde; Selected Poems, looking out at the threatening sky
and all the other people with someplace to go, someplace to be. A job to
keep, a child to gather, a lover to please.

There's a window on the top floor of Carnegie Hall that is open. It's
twisted just open enough to see the descending staircase backstage. Carnegie
Hall. God! I'd love to run those wings!

The tables surrounding me have filled gradually. I'm now encompassed by
noise, but all I can really hear is the poetry in my brain. I must be
insane. Ha! One can only hope.

+ she's got heart +

+ Haiku for Joy +
because only she brings out the inner poet in us

~Forever Graceful
Resilient like the sun
Wonderous singing~

~Joy, you rock my socks
Joy rocks more than just my socks
Joy rocks all the socks~

~Crazy girls unite
On our way to Joypiter
Boo yah, Joy is bomb~

~Beautiful love, like
a beautiful smile, for a
cute, wonderful girl~

~Joy, she rules at life
Joy, that girl you just adore
Joy, what joy, joy, joy!~

~The greatest blessing
Sharing limitless talent
And beauty with us~

~Live on Joypiter
C'mon c'mon, just do it
Like crazy girls do~

~windows to her soul
heavenly voice from her heart
her inner light shines through~

~Sunshine in our life
Graces us with her beauty
What a gorgeous heart~

Latest Beauties

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NateHales-Scott · 06-16-2008, 09:27 PM

YAY thanks Lyn! And cute title, love it!

lil souljah · 06-16-2008, 09:55 PM

Thanks for the new thread Lyn.

You're on a roll with those titles.

Eh, we need to update the latest beauties section.

tutorgirl323 · 06-17-2008, 04:07 AM

Thanks for the new thread

JoyIsLove · 06-17-2008, 05:31 AM

TFTNT!

crisp · 06-17-2008, 07:45 AM

Thx for a new great theard

naleynaley23 · 06-17-2008, 10:30 AM

thanks for the new thread i lovee the title

**kylie2060** · 06-17-2008, 04:13 PM

Thanks so much for the new thread, Lyn! I'm absolutely in love with the title! I couldn't agree with it more.

martini1188 · 06-17-2008, 06:23 PM

No problemo on the start, amigos.

I nominate you to add some new pretty to the "Latest Beauties" DJ Sammie.

NateHales-Scott · 06-17-2008, 06:44 PM

Oh yeah that needs to be updated

Like with Upfronts pics and the Lucky event ones. We got so many new ones recently!

**kylie2060** · 06-17-2008, 06:58 PM

Well Shan, since you seem to know exactly which pictures should go in there...

NateHales-Scott · 06-17-2008, 07:04 PM

I was caught in the act LOL.

Maybe later I can, I'm working on an art right now. Well I just started so I have nothing yet, but soon I will

lil souljah · 06-17-2008, 07:08 PM

Hahah Shan. Good luck.

tutorgirl323 · 06-17-2008, 07:11 PM

Can't wait to see that art, Shanna!

martini1188 · 06-17-2008, 08:22 PM

Thanks for stepping to the plate Shan.