You know, when I was twelve, I would always carry sunflower seeds, latex gloves, a ziplock bag, and a dollar store flashlight with me every where.

You're not serious are you? If you are however it is just another reason on the list as to why we all love you!


Some funny X-Files related songs...


THOSE X-FILEY NIGHTS (to the tune of "Arabian Nights" from "Aladdin", as sung by Mulder and Scully)

We come from the basement of the FBI,
A place in Washington DC,
Where it's filled up with crime,
And political slime,
God, we both love bureacracy!
Give us your aliens,
And give us your ghosts,
And anything else that causes fright,
A mutant here and there, mutants everywhere,
It's another X-Filey night!

X-Filey nights, like X-Filey days,
More often than not,
We're hotter than hot,
In a lot of good ways,
X-Filey nights, cause us to bring Mace,
A fool off his gaurd,
Could fall and fall hard,
We'd have a new case!


YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD AN INFORMANT LIKE ME (to the tune of "You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me" from "Aladdin", as sung by Mr. X)

Well Cancer Man had a guy named Krycek,
And he almost killed your friend, Scully,
Informants are evil, they go to heck,
I'm not going Mulder, no sir, not me!
I am smarter than those imbeciles,
Did I mention that I hate to gloat?
I'm armed and dangerous, had many kills,
But not your last informant named Deep Throat,

Mister Fox Mulder, sir, I won't come to all your pleas,
I come when I need you and that's that,
You ain't never had an informant like me,
Something big's going on, major conspiracy,
My life is threatened, Mulder you know,
You ain't never had an informant like me,
Yes sir, those people kill anyone,
You gotta watch your back,
Keep your mouth shut,
Cover your butt,
Hope that Cancer Man smokes his last pack,
If you call me again,
I won't respond, you see,
I'm not in the mood, "Later dude",
You ain't never had an informant like me.

Can your friends do this? (he executes someone in the parking lot of Watergate)
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this? (a frozen alien embryo) out of a hat?
Can your friends go pow?
Hey looky here,
Can your friends say "Abracadabra!" and make evidence disappear?

You ain't never had an informant, never had an informant,
You ain't never had an informant, never had an informant,
You ain't never, had an informant, like me!
Never had an informant like me!