[perrygraham]

naw lol, we've called it forehead sex for a long time

M/S are truely the king and queen of forehead sex.

[Mimimich]

Ah, I see, I've never heard it before, I'm gonna use it more often, it's pretty cool

[Trasdockan]

Don't forget all the hand porn.
And people say M/S never have sex.

[Mimimich]

^ hand porn Ah, love it! So much for them being 'chaste'!! They're on fire!

[perrygraham]

hand porn well that was new to me

[Trasdockan]

We should make a M/S sex dictionary.

Mimimich, there's absolutely nothing chaste about these two.

[basketmaker]

Can I be added please?

[Aurora Cormier]

Oh, I used to say "forehead sex" around here already but I had never heard "hand porn" before

Btw, someone posted some made up conversation between them once at the Couples board, it was supposed to be both of them watching the movie trailer, and somewhere along the lines they said something about the forehead, like it meant their love was intelectual or something Did any of you here read it? I'm gonna find the piece where they say it

[perrygraham]

Yeah I posted it on the couples thread, it still makes me laugh.

Mulder and Scully watch the trailer (spoilerish if you haven't seen the trailer)

Mulder: "Did you get popcorn Scully?"

Scully: "It's not popcorn, it's nonfat fluffity soypuffle."

Mulder: "Six years and you're still hopeless."

Scully: "Shut up, Mulder, I'm watching the trailer."


Shot of fir trees in a snow covered landscape.


Scully: "Snow. Again. If I see any kind of cryogenic apparatus I'm out of here."


Father Joe is talking about his visions


Mulder: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: the creepy guy with visions."

Scully: "Hmpf...everytime you die I have one, so what else is new?"


Father Joe talks about seeing a woman and hearing dogs barking.


Scully: "Well, at least it's not killer kitties"


On the screen a woman looks scared.


Mulder: "Oh, there's a blonde."

Scully: "That would be the victim. Please tell me this isn't going to be about cults and blonde virgins."

Mulder: "We may need to call Dectective White."

Scully: "Only if I can call Ed Jerse."

Mulder: "Aren't we supposed to be together now, Honeybunch?."

Scully: "Well, Poopyhead, *we* know we are, since you knocked me up, but I'm not sure these guys got the memo."

Mulder: "Maybe we split up."

Scully: "True. I could have come to my senses and married Assistant Director Walter Skinner."

Mulder: "Or I could have."

Scully: "He's way out of your league."

Mulder: *sighs* "I know."


Shot of a helicopter Agent Whitney talks.


Mulder: "Hellooo, FBI."

Scully: "Oh, look the FBI woman who thinks like you, remind me what happened to the last one?"

Mulder: "She wore black lingerie."

Scully: "And died."


Shot of Agent 'Xzibit'.


Scully: "That one doesn't seem happy to see us."

Mulder: "I think he'd rather be pimping his ride. Hey! here we are!"

Scully: "Is that my hair?"

Mulder: "Where's my tie?"

Scully: "I guess we probably broke the camel's back in the last movie. No Armani for us this time."

Mulder: "I blame your shoes ."

Scully: "I was frozen with an alien apendage down my throat, I say they still owe me big time.There will never be enough Jimmy Choo for what they put me through"

Mulder: "You should embroid that on a pillow."

Scully: "I intend to."


FBI search party, Mulder digging in the snow...etc.


Mulder: "I think they lost something."

Scully: "Continuity? The 1013 note that said: 'Don't Make Scully Pregnant To Improve Ratings'?"

Mulder: "Don't be so harsh, maybe they've learned from their mistake."

Scully: "I hope so, I'm not gestating for 15 months again."


Father Joe talks about God. Scully questions this.


Scully: "Didn't you know know? We're the metaphor for the Holy Trinity? Me with the immaculate conception, you having brain surgery on a cross, our baby being the savior of mankind..."

Mulder: "Immaculate, right."

Scully: "I like Casper the friendly Holy Ghost."

Mulder: "I know you do, baby."


Shot of bodies being dragged in the snow. Father Joe's eyes are bleeding.


Scully: "This is one serious case of Conjunctivitis."

Mulder: "Maybe he watched Season 8 too many times."

Scully: "Hmm, possibly...doesn't look like enucleation though."


Shot of various people running around.


Scully: "Bet they're not wearing heels; amateurs."


Scully saying she doesn't want to be chasing monsters.


Scully: "Looks like I don't want to follow you this time."

Mulder: "You said "in the dark". You want my flashlight, Scully."

Scully: "I always want your flashlight, Mulder."


Mulder saying "I need you on this with me."


Scully: "Last time I heard that I ended up as Ben & Jerry's new flavor of the month."

Mulder:"Look, your tag says MD. So you did go be a doctor while you still could."

Scully:"And I did learn to braid my hair apparently. Now all I need is a pony."


Scully takes Mulder's hand.


Mulder: "Oooh, deja vu, I bet we nearly kiss somewhere as well."

Scully: "Or touch foreheads."

Mulder: "What's up with that anyway?"

Scully: "Brain snog, Mulder. This is to show that our love is the cerebral kind."

Mulder: "Suckers."


Shot of surgical procedures.


Scully: "Autopsies. Yes! Like in the good old days."

Mulder: "You've been missing your Y incisions, haven't you?"

Scully: "I have."


More FBI search, father Joe yelling "They're here."


Mulder: "They're here, Scully."

Scully: "Arent they always?"


Mulder being dragged in the snow. Guy with a scratched face.


Mulder: "I'm getting my ass kicked again."

Scully: "That's probably because you've lost your gun. These are some mean scratches on that guy's face."

Mulder: "I told you there would be Giant Killer Kitties!"


Whitney & FBI look at body inside the ice.


Scully: "I doubt kitties would bury people in the ice."

Mulder: Giant Hoarding Squirrels?


Mulder and Scully about to kiss.


Scully: "Near kiss, check. I wonder which creature is going to thwart our plans to get some this time. Snakes? wasps? Plague of Locusts?"

Mulder: "Disgruntled Mutated Moose? Oh, listen, they're playing our song."

Scully: "Shaft?"

Mulder: "Ah ah. Come on, Scully let's go home."

Scully: "Our unremarkable home?"

Mulder: "That's the one."

[Miss Kenton]

That was hilarious...THEY are hilarious!

[CJG18]

basketmaker you've been added. Welcome

And you guys are too funny haha

[erinw]

Originally Posted by Cindy3138 (View Post) Nobody knows for sure Erin. Someone even asked Frank Spotnitz about this and he said after All Things, but then he "retracted" that and wrote that when he has some time he would do a bit of research on it.

How strange that the writers and producers don't even know. That is very weird, and almost irresponsible writing in some ways. Oh well. I guess we can just make our own assumptions. Where did Frank make this statement and then retract it? On his blog?

[Aurora Cormier]

I think writers sometimes say things thinking that fans won't remember it after some time. Ha ha

I agree with the "irresponsible" word, you know. I think that if things are not gonna be dealt with afterwards, than you better not get them started. Somehow, I think the pregnancy thing was a way to keep "Mulder" in the story, because she would be always talking about him, we would feel his presence even if he wasn't there. Because, if he just left what could they have come up with?

But then I think about and I think the baby thing would happen anyway, because we had seen Scully suffer for so long for not being able to conceive, how that was important to her, they all their history, for us shippers they were clearly a couple sometimes, it was just the natural path to take at some point. It's tv, it's a perfect couple, they have to have a baby

I just don't understand the talk about how long the pregnancy take, even in that joke in the dialogue. How is a season 15 months long?

Scully: "Brain snog, Mulder. This is to show that our love is the cerebral kind."

I looooooooooooooove this!!!

[Trasdockan]

That M/S watching the trailer thing is too funny.

[Kez]

Haha

Halarious.