Arrested Development - David Cross/Tobias Funke #5 "Oh great, you're mocking me, you selfish cun-try music loving lady."

Sweet Embrace · 03-23-2012, 04:52 PM

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" The world's first analrapist. "

Quotes:

Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Tobias: Oh, give me the suit. Give me the suit.
George Michael: I'm actually wearing it right now, but I can't tell you why.
Tobias: You're wearing it right now?
George Michael: I have to wear it all the time. You ... you'd never understand.
Tobias: Oh, please, I'll never un ...? I'll never understand? That you can never be nude? I understand more than you'll ... never know.

Tobias: And you tell me you've got some P.E. teacher directing? That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir. Give me a chance to tell the Bard's tale, and I give you my word on humble knee, whence you shall not say it wasn't e'er to be.
Teacher: Jerry, you cool with this?
Jerry: Sure, let the little fruit do it.
Tobias: Huzzah!!

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.
Tobias: (on tape) Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias: (on tape) Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: It's out of context.
Tobias: (on tape) I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.
Narrator: And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard!

Lindsay: What happened to you?
Tobias: (with a bandage wrap on his head) What? Oh, oh! My ears. The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours, or I might die or something. (to George Michael) Oh! I got blown! So, I can't sleep!

Future title suggestions:

"Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!"
"C'mon don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging!"
"Banger in the mouth?"
"I just blue myself."
"I can already taste those meaty leading man parts."
"There are dozens of us...dozens!!!"
"I guess you could say I'm buy-curious."

ride the lightning · 03-24-2012, 01:31 AM

I just realised we had a new thread

TFTNT

Love the title!

Sweet Embrace · 03-24-2012, 02:19 PM

Ahh I meant to link you because we truly needed a new thread but I must have fallen asleep.

Glad you like it!!

Wingster · 03-24-2012, 09:46 PM

thanks for the thread Theresa

Sweet Embrace · 03-25-2012, 10:06 AM

No worries

ride the lightning · 03-26-2012, 02:58 AM

Yeah this title is too awesome

Sweet Embrace · 03-26-2012, 03:05 PM

Can't remember what Lindz says when she is covering up though

ride the lightning · 03-26-2012, 11:32 PM

She said "That's my point! You - handsome .. cowboy … you."

Sweet Embrace · 03-27-2012, 02:45 PM

haha that's the one

Omg his hair

ride the lightning · 03-27-2012, 10:24 PM

I KNOW

His hair is scary!

Sheebs · 04-01-2012, 05:18 PM

Yayyy new tobias thread!

The pics in this thread kill me hahahaha

ride the lightning · 04-01-2012, 08:04 PM

He's the worst but the best.

Sweet Embrace · 04-02-2012, 04:26 PM

Tobias had crazyyyy stories

ride the lightning · 04-02-2012, 04:27 PM

Which made him hilarious

Sweet Embrace · 04-02-2012, 04:29 PM

George wanted to hurt him


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