[Lovesbitch]

Welcome to We Lost Our Minds! thread #15, a place of love and child eati....ummmm, ignore that last part.



Moving on, this beautiful little home away from the mental ward was the result of a conversation between lovesbitch, Pavlov's Belle and Celebrian Saralonde on numerous threads on the Lost board revolving around the character of Charlie still remaining sexy even as he dry humped a mutilated corpse.

And we soon discovered that we insane people need a place of our own, as to not scare "the normals"



So come in, grab your prescribed medication and tell those voices in your head to be quite for a few minutes as you join us.

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The Mindless
*Lovesbitch (The Master Debater aka MD, slashwhore, naked boy slut, Jam)
*Celebrian Saralonde (Coolleen, coffeeslut)
*Pavlov's Belle (Peanut Butter; Michelle's #1 Fan! and Katie's precognitive-stalker)
*Michelle25 (tinkslut aka mciejhelle)
*Paolo
*Firestar007
***Carrie**
*DreamOn777
*-Katie- (Cass' stalker)
*foreva_99
*DJDonkeyGirl
*Berkie
*Hot Like Fire

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The Mutilated Corpses Nicknames
*Hammer
*MC Hammer
*MC
*Corpse-poo
*Romeo
*Max
*Corpsie

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Random Facts About the Mindless & our OTP

*We will eat your young...so if you have young you might want to lock them in a box or something when we're around.
*We do not beleive in bad spelling. In fact, bad grammar and tpyos are welcomd here. Our thread is basically a mental ward gone wrong. We're supposed to type all messed up and ****.
*We believe that with some air freshners and prefume true love can withstand the stench of rotting flesh.
*We view Mutilated Corpse and Charlie as a modern day Romeo and Juliet, Romeo being MC and Juliet obviously being Charlie. To learn more about this connection, just scroll down!
*The mutilated corpse is not dried, he's just mutilated and squishy. And Dom is only dry humping him so it works.
*The reality is that Charlie wasn't trying to save Jack after the cave-in, he was actually supposed to meet Corpsie-poo down there to express there love and just happened to bump into Jack.
*When are evil secrets, such as child and soul eating, leak out we have a tendencie to scream out "Polar Bear" to draw the attention away from the bones we're burying.
*We randomly break out into games of jeporady without any notice. Occasionally, Corpse-poo will conduct these games as Charlie dry humps him.
*And if you're wondering then yes, the polar bear was shot by sexy Sawyer so now it is a Zombie Polar Bear now...and it gets to be dry humped...cause it's dead.
*We also feed Shannon to the polar bear...cause she's a bitch (Sawyer helped). Not only is she a bitch but we enjoy human sacrifices and it keeps the Zombie Polar Bear God happy with us. And that means more humping. This has lead the the following says:



Shannon: It's What's for dinner.
Shannon: The other white meat

*Sawyer is our mindless Bitch. He is very sexy and he feeds Shannon to the Zombie Polar Bear God:
** Our now permanently naked slave bitch shall always supply us with drinks and lapdances at the member's request.





*Charlie and the polar bear may have possibly breed...we're looking into it at the moment.
*If your computer mouse dies it to will get humped. If you hadn't noticed, we're all about the dead dry humping in this part of town
*The mutilated corpse writes poetry and has traveled the world, there is much we can learn from him.
*We have discovered that "fate" is one of us non-normals. w00t for fate!
*MC/Charlie may be the OTP but MC/Charlie/Claire are the OT3.

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Pictures of our Lovebird


In this picture you can see MC preparing for Charlie to come dry hump him up in the tree, it's very exotic and erotic. Note that the shirt is untucked, it's a sign.

Corpise-poo will reveal to us the secrets of the world, he's like a messiah in a way.

*whispers* like a Messiah... *entranced* --> *_*


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Charlie and The Mutilated Corpse: They're kinda like Romeo and Juliet in a Way.



Charlie: Oh Romeo Oh Romeo. Where For Art Thou My Romeo?

Corpse: My Dear Love. I'm in this tree waiting for you to devour me.

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Corpse: Waiting to devour me with your eyes, Juliet. I'm like a four course meal.

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Corpse: Oh, Juliet let us retire to our secret rendezvous cave and make thine sweetest of love.

Charlie: Oh Romeo, I love you. A boy could never wish for a better mutilated corpse than you!

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Corpse: The sound shan't fall upon tender ears, my love. Or at least mine tender ears, for I haven't any left.

Charlie: I will be you ears for you my love. And your eyes. I will show the world to you thgouh my tender touch. Come to me Romeo and let us become one!

Corpse: I would, dearest, however I seem to be missing a few needed ligaments and ... most of my internal organs. Come to me and dry hump me in this tree. It shall be hawt, I assure you.

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The Words and Phrases You should Know if you've Lost your Mind.
That's kind of like a Dictionary, but isn't really due to Webster copyright infringment.

Corpsaholic: One who is addicted to Corpses.

Felix: the name we have given smut after we locked it in a cage and kept it for our pretty, pretty pet.

Hawt: Used to describe practically anything. Similar to 'hot' only 'hawt' is hawter. Example: Charlie and MC is totally hawt; They/She/He are/is hawt etc etc.

Jabba the Hut: Also known as 'Jabba'. Refers to the behemoth that is this opening post. It's a force unto itself and is always growing. Therefore, a Star Wars reference must come into play. So when we add to this opening post, feel free to 'Stick things to Jabba'. See picture below:



Lumoy: A special kind of lumpy cheese that Charlie and MC share together. Maybe be eaten on Nachos.

Normals, The: The posters outside of this thread. Deemed not-crazy and therefore would not understand the complexity that is this thread or the love that is C/CM. They are welcome to post here, however, they have been warned.

Zack: Jack. With a 'Z' instead of a 'J'. Possibly a play on words for 'Zombie Jack', Possibly not. Also may be written as 'Zach'

ZPBG: The shorthand form of Zombie Polar Bear God.

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New Laws and/or Decrees by order of the Lost Minded People:
Just to make this thread even more confusing crazy!

01. To make a new law and or decree: First, One must come to a revelation. Then they shall post their new law and or decree, ring an invisible bell (Pavlov's bell) and decree it. It shall then be added to the first post. Lalala -- 11/10/04.

02. Sawyer shall now be stripped of all clothes. He is to run or walk around the island completely naked. He shall still be our bitch, do our bidding and also sacrifice Shannon to the ZPBG. Only now he shall do this nakedly -- 11/10/04.

03. Whenever some types: *whisper* all of the mindless must whisper the following word(s) out loud! -- 11/11/04

04. unless you are using intials (like MC, MD, WLOM) no caps are allowed on this thread. if you do, you piss off the zombie polar bear god! and we don't want that -- 11/16/04
i. however, if you can't type in caps or have just skipped the first post, we'll allow you to type grammatically correct and use caps. we'll just have to feed the zombie polar bear more shannon.

05. Wednesdays are officially corpse day! So shots for everybody off naked Sawyer's body. And dry-humping is every 15 mintues, instead of 45 -- 11/17/04

06. If you do not post for three pages of a thread you need to be spanked by Sawyer -- 11/29/04

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And Now....



Corpsie-Poo's Karaoke Hour!!
For when you just feel like breaking out into song..

01. Toxic - Britney Spears
02. Oscar Myer Song - Oscar Myer..?
03. Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker/Celine Dion/Jennifer Warnes
04. The Lion Sleeps Tonight - The Tokens
05. Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog - Creedence Clearwater Revival
06. Oops I Did It Again - Britney Spears
07. When Doves Cry - Prince
08. Chick Habit - April March
09. Crazy - Aerosmith
10. Cream - Prince
11. I Believe I Can Fly - R Kelly
12. Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler
13. Killing Me Softly - Fugees
14. Baby Got Back - Sir Mixalot

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Emergency Back Up Plan
For when Charlie seemingly disappears and Corpsie just needs to be dry-humped.

Every 45 minutes Charlie needs to go dry hump MC. Otherwise MC gets depressed. If this does not occur the emergency back up plan must go into play. It involves the murdering ones computer so the fresh corpse will lure Charlie over (because we all know Charlie can't help himself from humping dead things). Then, as he nears the computer, we shove MC infront of him and then *bam* he's dry humping MC.

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Thread Nickname #2:
The conversation that started it all..

our little thread is like a seed. we nurture it, give it food and water and some dry humping and it turns into a pretty corpsified plant flower. that eats children.

and souls.

Little shop of horrors?

i read that as "little shops of whores"

it's us! this thread is like the little shop of whores.

That needs to be added to jabba!

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And so it was. And it was good hawt. We are the Little Shop of Whores.

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Random Hot Model Guy:



We call him Randy <3 <3

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This thread has been brought to you by the official drink of the Mindless:



Starbucks Coffee. Because it's taken over and so have we!



This ^ is what happens after a long night of posting. Drink responsibly. Which means having a minimum of 5 cups and spinning around in circles 23 times.

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T-Shirts that just painfully scream WLOM!









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Now that the Lost board belongs to us we have set our sights on conquering all of fanforum! The following art has been made to celebrate our conquestsp





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[size=1]disclaimer - this is meant as a parody, humorous thread. We're not actually encouraging anyone to go out and hump dead things. We also do not eat children...we prefer babies, they're more tender

[**Carrie**]

yay! a new thread!!!

i think i shall celebrate with some lustful alone time with my hot shirtless spike avie.

don't worry nekkid sawyer, you're next big boy...

[Berkie]

Oh...shiny... ::giggles::

Carrie, your avatar is mesmerizing

[Lovesbitch]

Originally Posted by Berkie Oh...shiny... ::giggles:: Carrie, your avatar is mesmerizing

It really is.

I could just stare at that all day long.

The man drips sex, I really wanna see him in the movie Chase with Amber Benson. Hopefully it will get distrubed someday.

[**Carrie**]

Originally Posted by Lovesbitch It really is. I could just stare at that all day long. The man drips sex, I really wanna see him in the movie Chase with Amber Benson. Hopefully it will get distrubed someday.

i keep staring at it and it's causing this strange sensation that makes me wanna growl. grrr.....

i totally wanna see that movie too...but i think it's called "chance". james wears a dress in one scene. i know a girl who has a copy of it. i guess amber benson was selling it at one point through a website, but somehow she no longer has distribution rights...or something. we were supposed to have a "chance" viewing party, but then she went to texas for christmas, and as far as i know, she still isn't back yet.

[Lovesbitch]

Originally Posted by **Carrie** i keep staring at it and it's causing this strange sensation that makes me wanna growl. grrr..... i totally wanna see that movie too...but i think it's called "chance". james wears a dress in one scene. i know a girl who has a copy of it. i guess amber benson was selling it at one point through a website, but somehow she no longer has distribution rights...or something. we were supposed to have a "chance" viewing party, but then she went to texas for christmas, and as far as i know, she still isn't back yet.

yeah, Chance was the name.

I think you can get it but you have to buy a $50 autographed poster. They then send you the DVD for free.

And sadly I don't have that much money to spend on one dvd and I can't seem to find a place online to download it from.

I really wanna see it cause I heard that James plays Ambers romantic interest in the movie (at least towards the end) and I always had a weird obsession for Spike/Tara...

[-Katie-]

I like shiny things...

[-Katie-]

I like shiny things...

I've been naughty and missed some threads.

::saunters to Sawyer::

Carrie: Not a BS fan but I too am mesmorized by your icon.

[Lovesbitch]

*drags Sawyer out of his cage*

You missed some threads, you gonna need to get spanked now.

[**Carrie**]

Originally Posted by Lovesbitch yeah, Chance was the name. I think you can get it but you have to buy a $50 autographed poster. They then send you the DVD for free.

oh, can you still get it? i heard you couldn't even do that anymore. cool. or should i say, shiny.

another reason i wanna see it is to see amber in a role other than tara. frankly, i hated tara. but for some reason, i can just tell i'd really like amber in another role. and she seems like such a cool person, so i'd love to support her in another, less annoying role.

alright, 'night all! going home now!

[Firestar007]

yay new shiny thread

man, my dial-up died and was resusitated (sp?) after the opening post. wow it takes a while to download, but i love it because it's hawt!

yeah that avie you have Carrie is hawt! Spike is just hawt!

i also have wanted to see that movie Chance with James and Amber since I heard about it. And it's been years

[Celebrian Saralonde]

Shiny things rule.

Liz I love you av. Made me snort coffee out my nose. good thing it was cold coffee...and people say im looney to drink cold coffee. its in preparation of times like these, when the cooffee comes back out.... through my nose...

[-Katie-]

Originally Posted by Lovesbitch *drags Sawyer out of his cage* You missed some threads, you gonna need to get spanked now.

*sigh*

I was a bad girl so I fully accept my..*ahem*..punishment.

[Michelle]

::puts the spikey dog collar on Sawyer:: - he's so hawt in that and nothing else.. bring out the

[-Katie-]

Oh and the whipped cream?

To uh..torture me with..