Lost - Josh Holloway/Sawyer #27: One of TV's greatest anti-heroes ever!

-Delilah- · 02-06-2007, 12:59 PM

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~ Hollowhores ~

1. P Y R O
2. Paolo
3. Pavlov's Belle
4. White Lady of Rohan
5. Firestar007
6. In Fair Verona
7. beautifulgarbage (Rachel)
8. foreva_99
9. DreamOn777
10. AsnoCaliente
11. Meredith44
12. Victoria Secret
13. jayta
14 Cati
15 **Carrie**
16. Ms. Fiction
17. Orli'sALF
18. Tegan24
19. IceKat055
20. *Marianne*
21. jopace1970
22. JNorky74
23. alli balli
24. sweetheartin
25. Candice L.
26. Jaded Joy (Nicole)
27. shaylinfox
28. Nerwen Silimaurë (Ray)
29. Indian Summer
30. DJDonkeyGirl
31. iverson19
32. Lazy
33. JacquiJack
34. -Katie-
35. Talliann
36. Laurababora
37. *nathanhaley*
38. Lost in Oblivion
39. Tarhiliel
40. abby-anne
41. ~*8Kay8*~
42. SoulessFreak
43. Shnicky
44. Crystaline
45. Javababe
46. SuGarPlum_Fairy
47. addicted2much
48. Crisc
49. dixieland_dreamer
50. always2nl
51. Luinélwen
52. Nobelia*
53. Hybrid-Angel
54. ThUyN19
55. sillyya
56. Liz01
57. Hawthorn
58. PureVanity
59. _virgo_
60. zassou
61. VeronicaMars
62. Labyrith
63. KerBear
64. ViviLit
65. -Ida-o-
66. Juli236
67. -Delilah-
68. ColdLinoleum
69. Maddy^
70. Spikes Angel
71. JCS
72. xO_tasha
73. -diana-
74. SouthernChick
75. ~Catrina~
76. Bambi
77. yoblahsoamir
78. Jenna16
79. xstarsgoblue25x
80. *Lonnie*
81. aprilshowers
82. PollyGreen
83. MusicofNight07
84. how2savealife
85. ~Natali~
86. Sawyer&Kate
87. Deiaa
88. CheEsecAKe&BRUCAS
89. seduction
90. maya_lostris
91. Shiri Appleby

Please PM the thread starter to be added.

~ Sawyer/Josh Fansites ~
The Sawyer Song--Beware...it is funny, but the song can get stuck in your head and replay over and over.

An article from popgurls that lists and illustrates the many shallow reasons to love Sawyer.
Josh Holloway Fan--A large collection of pictures, clips, fanart and other Sawyer stuff.
The World According to Sawyer--A featurette on the s2 boxset dedicated to Sawyer's most infamous nicknames.
A complex guy--a Sawyer Livejournal community.
Sawyer/Jack
Sawyer/Kate
Sawyer/Sayid
Sawyer/Shannon

~ Future Thread Titles ~

- Can we be the fish to the bait?
- The only conman we'd share a bunkbed with!
- A man who loves to be hated.
- We could think of a couple ways to wake him up!
- Bullpucky... the new island slang.
- He keeps a shotgun near his bed. Sawyer much?
-What STD did he get in Tallahassee???
-The artist formerly known as James.
-He don't need a diploma for us to love him.
-Because he is porn... period.

~ Arts of the Moment ~

Art by: SuGarPlum_Fairy

Art by: purplexdawn

~ Reasons Why We Love Sawyer ~

- Because he's sexy and smart!
- Because Josh plays Saywer, nuff said.
- Because we could all use southern comfort Sawyer style
- Because Josh is the sexiest man on earth
- Because we all want to save Sawyer from himself
- Because he is king of nick naming! (or something about the nick-names lol)
- Because we sure as hell wouldn't mind being shafted with him
- Because he reads
- Because he wears glasses
- Because no one can pull off the geeky glasses routine but him
- Because we could all use a little Sawyer now and then..
- Because only he can make geeky glasses look sexy
- Because he has the greatest one liners
- Because deep down he really does care
- Because he told Jack about meeting his father
- Because "sarcasm" is his middle name

~ Sawyer's Nicknames ~

Aaron: Baby Huey

Ana Lucia: Sweetcheeks, Sister, Cupcake, Rambina, Hot Lips, Bitch, Ponce de Leon, Ana Lulu, Lucy, Muchacha, Little Red Riding Hood, Amiga

Bartender: Slim

Bernard: Bernie, Suzy, Norma Rae

Boone: Metro, Son

Cassidy: Cass, Cassie, Dimples

Charlie: Sport, Amigo, Rock God, VH1 has-been, Limey runt, Chucky, Tattoo, Baby-napper

Claire: Mamacita, Missy Claire

Mr. Eko: Shaft, Mr. Ed

Ethan: Jungle Boy

Fake Henry: The artist formerly known as Henry Gale

Hurley: Lardo, Pork Pie, Stay Puff, Pillsbury, Jabba, Hoss, Jethro, Rerun, Babar, Hammo, Mutton Chop, Mongo, Deep Dish, Grape Ape

Jin: Mr. Miyagi, Bruce, Chief, Cato, Sulu, Boy, Chewie, Daddy-O, Papa-san

Jack: Hero, Doctor/Doc, JackO, St. Jack, Jack-Ass, Chico, Cowboy, Dr. Quinn, Dr. DoRight, Sherriff, Brother, Hoss, El Jacko, Amarillo Slim, Cool Hand, Dr Giggles, Daniel Boone

Kate: Freckles, Sweetheart, Belle of the Ball, Sherriff, Baby, Sassafras, Boar Expert, the Mighty Huntress, SugarPop, Hon, Girl, The Lady, Woman, Sweet Cheeks, Puddin, Sheena, Thelma, Pippy Longstocking, Shortcake

Libby: Moonbean

Locke: Mr. Clean, Daniel Boone, Gandhi, Hoss, Brutus, Gimpy McCrutch

Michael: Daddy, Boss, Pilot, Chief, Mikey, Han, Hoss

Places: Jungle of Mystery, Cave-town, Bear Village, Magic Forest, Rock, Islandtown

Policeman in Australia: Doctor

Sayid: Abdul, Al Jazeera, Omar, Captain Falafel, Muhammed, Boss, Ali, Arab, Abu, Genius, Sheik, Buddy, "the terrorist", Chief, Gen-u-ine I-raqi, Captain Arab, Red Beret

Shannon: Sticks, Sweetcheeks

Sun: Betty, Tokyo Rose, Sunshine, Sweetheart

The Others: Pirates, Bluebeard, Fishermen, Zeke, Aliens

Walt: Tattoo, Short Round, Kid, Kazoo

~ Sawyer Quotes ~

Pilot

Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village. How the hell do I know?

Sawyer: Guess what? I just shot a bear!

*

Tabula Rasa

Sayid: Excellent, walk through the jungle in the dark.
Sawyer: Ooo, afraid the trees are going to get us?

Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
Jack: Yeah? And where are you?
Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild.

*

Walkabout

Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

*

White Rabbit

Sawyer: You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon: Light sticks? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Sawyer: Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours.

Sawyer: Well, it's about time.
Kate: For what?
Sawyer: I made this birthday wish 4 years ago.

Sawyer: So, how does it feel?
Boone: How does what feel?
Sawyer: Taking my place at the top of everyone's most hated list.

*

House of the Rising Sun

Kate: You still haven't answered my question.
Sawyer: You didn't answer mine. And I asked first.

*

Confidence Man

Kate: Must be cold without your trunks.
Sawyer: You bet. How about you come a little closer and warm me up?

Jack: Get up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?

Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a gen-uine I-raqi. Of course I'm serious. You're just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. You really going to let that girl suffocate because you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss? Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you I ain't greedy.

*

Whatever The Case May Be

Kate: I'm fine. I can take care of myself.
Sawyer: Oh, of course. I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock.

*

Homecoming

Jack: You know how to handle a gun or not?
Sawyer: Well, I know atleast one polar bear that seems to think so.

*

Outlaws

Kate: A boar wouldn't just attack you for no reason.
Sawyer: Thank you, boar expert.

*

Deus Ex Machina

Sawyer: My uncle. He uh... died of a brain tumor.
Jack: What type of tumor was it?
Sawyer: The type that kills you.

*

Adrift

Sawyer: They found us because they were looking for us, for Walt.
Micheal: Don't you ever say his name again, ever.
Sawyer: Oh, what you gonna do, splash me?

*

Everybody Hates Hugo

Sawyer: You want me, Hotlips, you're going to have to come down here and get me... bitch.

Micheal: Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.
Sawyer: Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Ana-Lucia: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it... I say move, you move... I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

*

Abandoned

Libby: You want to let me just take a look at your shoulder?
Sawyer: What, are you a doctor?
Libby: A clinical psychologist.
Sawyer: You're a shrink? Well, maybe you ought to talk to my shoulder.

*

The 23rd Psalm

Kate: You know, you don't have to be belligerent just for belligerent's sake. Everyone loves you now.
Sawyer: Bullpucky.

*

The Hunting Party

Locke: Does any of this look familiar from when you were coming back?
Sawyer: Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?

Sawyer: Are you sure Mike went this way?
Locke: Why do you ask?
Sawyer: Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.
Locke: Why'd you pick that name?
Sawyer: Ain't it obvious? All you need's an earring and a mop.

*

The Long Con

Jack: What are you doing here?
Sawyer: One second, I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong.

Jack: Where's Locke?
Sawyer: I don't know. I think he said something about going to the store for a pack of smokes.

Sawyer: Uh-oh, it looks like we've got ourselves a theft. Who's going to call the cops?

Sawyer: New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it.

*

The Whole Truth

Sun: How's your book?
Sawyer: Predictable...not nearly enough sex.

*

Lockdown

Jack: I've got to head back to the hatch.
Sawyer: Hatch ain't going nowhere, Doc. How about you put your mangos where your mouth is?

Jack: Do you even know what Amoxicilin is?
Sawyer: You may have been to Phuket, Doc, but I've been to Tallahassee. Let's just say something was burning and it wasn't from the sunshine.

*

Dave

Libby: I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls.

Kate: What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
Sawyer: Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.

*

S.O.S

Sawyer: Oh, happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.

Sawyer: What, you got union trouble down at the sand factory, Norma Rae?
Bernard: Come on, Sawyer, I need your help. Now what do you say?
Sawyer: I say Pasadena.

*

Two For The Road

Ana-Lucia: Why don't you give me that one right there?
Sawyer: I ain't gonna gimme you nothing.

*

Three Minutes

Sawyer: I screwed her.
Jack: What?
Sawyer: That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We got caught in a net.

*

Live Together, Die Alone

Hurley: Did that bird just say my name?
Sawyer: Yeah, it did. Right before it crapped gold.

Sawyer: So, these Others, you think they're left over from the Dharma folk?
Micheal: I don't know, man.
Sawyer: My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards... their heads are made of pathetic.
Hurley: Prosthetic, dude.
Sawyer: You can't even spell and now you're correcting me?

*

A Tale of Two Cities

Sawyer: How 'bout you bring me an ottomon? And while you at it I could use a blow dry.
Zeke: Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit. How'd you do that?
Sawyer: Figured out your complicated gizmos, that's how.
Zeke: Only took the bears two hours.
Sawyer: How many of them were there?

*

The Glass Ballerina

Kate: Nice alarm clock.
Sawyer: I've woken up to worse. Want half a fish biscuit?

Sawyer: How dare you?!

Kate: Quit staring at my ass.
Sawyer: Give me somethin' else to stare at.

Kate: What the hell were you thinking?
Sawyer: I couldn't help myself... you just looked so damn cute swinging that pickaxe. Chain gang looks good on you, Freckles.

Sawyer: You taste like strawberries.
Kate: You taste like fish biscuits.

*

Every Man For Himself

Sawyer: Sounded a little stuffy there, Chinatown. Need to blow your nose?
Pickett: Give me an excuse.
Sawyer: I thought I just did. What I gotta do, talk about your mother?

Sawyer: You know that chick they brought in on a stretcher? That's Broken Nose Man's girl.
Kate: They call him Pickett.

Sawyer: What, you think I'm crazy?
Kate: No, I'm actually impressed.
Sawyer: Well wipe the stars out of your eyes, Sweetheart. Because, we're going to do this.

Sawyer: Oh yeah. The Big Kahuna. Lunch already?

Sawyer: Is it that little place you always wanted George.
Ben: Sorry?
Sawyer: What, don't you read? It's from "Of Mice and Men". You'd like it. Puppies get killed.

*

I Do

Kate: Whatcha doing?
Sawyer: Throwing rocks.
Kate: I thought you had to pull the lever.
Sawyer: I know how to get a damn fish biscuit.
Kate: Then get me one.
Sawyer: What, you trying to keep me feeling productive?

Sawyer: And you and me are what, bait?
Kate: Somethin' like that.
Sawyer: At least the doc ain't dumb enough to do it.

Sawyer: We ain't on our island. We're on another island, like Alcatraz, couple miles offshore. So unless you're a mermaid, or you got a boat, there ain't no point.
Kate: When were you planning on telling me this?
Sawyer: Never.
Kate: Why not?! Why wouldn't you?!
Sawyer: 'Cause I wanted you to believe that we had a damn chance.

Sawyer: I love you, too.

Sawyer: Close your eyes, Freckles. Close your eyes.

......

"I love to flirt. I'm married, not buried." - Josh Holloway

Sawyer&Kate · 02-06-2007, 01:13 PM

New thread!! Thank you,Delilah!

Liz01 · 02-06-2007, 01:20 PM

New thread of Josh love

Thanks for starting it Delilah!

Crystaline · 02-06-2007, 01:20 PM

Thanks for the new thread, Delilah!

-Delilah- · 02-06-2007, 01:22 PM

You're quite welcome, girls.

Crystaline · 02-06-2007, 01:38 PM

Lots of Josh in this behind-the-scenes clip.

YouTube - Lost behind the scene season 3

PJForever · 02-06-2007, 02:18 PM

Josh Holloway's Fantasy Hookup: Jessica Alba
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 06, 2007 07:50 AM EST
By Stephen M. Silverman

Photo by: Patrick Rideaux / PICTUREPERFECT

Though he's been married to wife Yessica since 2004, resident Lost sex symbol Josh Holloway still talks like a player.

Asked in the March issue of Elle with whom he'd want to be erroneously linked in a gossip column, Holloway, 37, answers, "Jessica Alba."

But she's not the only celebrity on his mind: Holloway admits that he's fantasized about older women, including Barbra Streisand, 64. "And I saw Sophia Loren [now 72] at a restaurant a couple years ago and thought, Wow, I'd still go there."

He also says he had some good pickup lines in his day: "I'm the king of them."

His best one, he says, is, "Did it hurt ... when you fell out of heaven?" Another: " 'Wow, that's a beautiful dress. I saw one just like it at Kmart.' See, you gotta make them think they're all that, and then pull the carpet out from under them."

Before he met his wife, Holloway says that in relationships, "I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match."

Holloway and wife Yessica
Photo by: Luis Martinez / AFF / Retna

Not that he didn't come close to dumping Yessica, 29. "At the very beginning," he says, "when I felt it getting pretty serious I went, Uh-oh, and wrote the goodbye letter. But then she promptly wrote another letter that trumped it. So I stayed."

Still, asked which man on Lost he'd sleep with if his life depended on it, he doesn't hesitate: "Jorge [Garcia, who plays Hurley], because I know at least he'd cuddle me good afterward."

aprilshowers · 02-06-2007, 03:48 PM

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven" TOO funny.

But the best is, sleeping with Hurley because he'd cuddly him good afterwards

Gorgeous, funny and down to earth. Uhh...

Thanks for bringing this over, PJ

PJForever · 02-06-2007, 04:24 PM

You’re welcome.

I thought it was a great article, too. Maybe the title for the next thread should be: ‘Josh Holloway: King of the One Liners’

Now I’m hoping for more scenes with him and Hurley.

sawyerandkate_4ever · 02-06-2007, 04:48 PM

hahaha LOL!! new ship: sawyer + hurley! LOOOL!!!
those guys are so funny!

thx 4 the article!

Crystaline · 02-06-2007, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PJForever (View Post)

Now I’m hoping for more scenes with him and Hurley.

I'm all for that. I love their dynamic. They're the most entertaining people on that island.

-Delilah- · 02-06-2007, 09:38 PM

Right on. Hurley and Sawyer scenes are full of awesomeness.

Elms · 02-06-2007, 11:03 PM

IGN: Sawyer Speaks: Lost's Josh Holloway

General talk. No real spoilers involved.

Sheebs · 02-06-2007, 11:25 PM

Love the title

Crystaline · 02-06-2007, 11:25 PM

Thanks for the link! It was a good read. Josh is so damn funny. I love his interviews.

Quote:

As to whether he ever acts like Sawyer at home, Holloway said, "Oh, sure! Not from [taking it home from] work. It doesn't carry over that way. But as soon as my wife and I get in a fight, I become Sawyer, obviously! That's me. That's how I get. Cold and mean!" Told he seems like a pretty nice guy, Holloway laughed, saying, "Sure! But she probably beats that right out of me. No, I'm kidding!"

Another 'Lost' action figure sails into view - USATODAY.com

The Sawyer action figure looks pretty damn good. I love the scene they chose.


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