The hot ass doctor woke up in the jungle [sadly, with all his clothes on]
and saved people who needed help at the crash sight. HERO ALERT.

Jack was a fixer.. but later when he went in the jungle and took off his shirt
we learned that he needed fixing as a large open wound appeared on his back.

His hot draining eyes scanned for help and thats where the hot ass fugitive aka KATE appeared.

"Excuse me" said the polite hot ass doctor sitting half naked on his knees.
The fugitive turned around to look at the doctor. He opened his mouth to speak,
"Did you ever do a doctor? use a needle?" And the doctor convinced
the fugitive to stay and help him. AWWWWW.

Later that evening, Hot Ass Doctor realized he couldn't keep calling
her 'Miss I wanna do you' in his mind so he stated, "I don't know your name."
To which little miss fugitive replied: "I'm Kate." "Jack." BAMN.
The first mystery of LOST resolved!

As time passed, Jack got to know Kate's dirty little secret.
Instead of judging her for it
and asking her what it is she had done he invited her for jex.
he gave her forgiveness and acceptance. Jack & Kate continued to grow close.

On one shiny day Kate went a little insane. She was upset because
she was insane and in an insane state of mind she gave Jack and insanely hot kiss.
Which made her even more insane because she ran away. Oh Kate, you insane person.

Then some more stuff happened to proof Jate is endgame.
And suddenly they were captured by people they call.. the OTHERS.
Kate & her other beau were thrown in c*ges. As Jack was capture in
some kind of dirty old aquarium with chains and arm porn.
Suddenly going to the zoo became so boring.

Kate saw Jack again after 2 weeks. STUPID GLASS kept them apart..
but it also delivered to one of the most gorgeous Jate scenes ever.
Kate pleaded to safe someone's life but Jack didn't agree.
Kate,
being the caring and saint she is, slept with Dear Mr. Sawyer. Jack decided
he had seen enough of his dirty aquarium of SEX. So he went
looking
for some HBO-ish channel. And happy days. he found one.
He saw Kate and Dear Mr. Sawyer sleeping together on the camera's. *sniff*

Booohooooo. Hot ass Kate broke Hot Ass Jack's heart but he decided
her happiness was the most important thing for him. So he decided
to help her and Dear Mr. Sawyer escape so they wouldn't kill Dear Mr. Sawyer.
Jack sacrificed his own hot and very precious life for that of Kate & friend.

Even after she told him "Jack! I can't leave without you we still need to jex it up"
Jack still told her to go. To tell her the story he told her the day they met. *hearts*
And she did, she told him that precious story... once upon a time..
"And you counted to five. And you fixed her. You saved her."
This scene is too gorgeous to joke about.

WOOPSIEDASIES.
After 7episode of separation and an epic promo. Jack & Kate reunited.
First Jack & Pretty Woman had some gorgeous reunion stare when
he was playing the piano. Then they threw Kate on the ground for interrupting
Hot Mozart during his gorgeous piece. And later Jack went to see Kate to say 'goodbye'.

Kate didn't understand any of Jack's reasons for leaving her, and their group.
But then Jack got closer to her, lowered his head and breathed in her ear
"you, me on the pooltable in 2 hours But I will come back here for you."


Jack left the room. Later Kate ended up in the jungle handcuffed to Juliet.
Another girl who couldn't take Jack's hotness and went goo-goo for him.
But Juliet wasn't realy a threat and when she tried to be Kate diclocated Juliet's shoulder.
DON'T MESS WITH INSANE HOT ASS FUGITIVE.

Juliet then told Kate that Jack had discovered the HBO channel
and that it broke his heart. Clearly Jack is an ABC fan.
Poor Kate, she never had cable. Later Kate found and uncontentious Jack on the ground.
Looked like she was the one coming back for him...as always.

A very tearful Kate told Jack she was sorry for
sleeping with Dear Mr. Sawyer coming back for him.
Jack was only interested in Juliet. POKERFACE ALERT. Kate helped Jack up.

For some time Jack & Kate were a bit akward around each other.
When Kate decided things couldn't get worse she even linked a spoon
in her last hope to make things right between them. REAL' CLEVER KATE.

Finally, they were going to leave the island. Boo-hooo.
But first they had to find the people who wanted to kill them, in a way.
Jack & Kate were back to flirting-state. TOUCHE!

They left the island using the loveboat. Where Kate told Jack,
"I have always been with you."

And she was speaking the truth cause off island Kate and Jack
FINALLY. FINALLY. FINALLY. FINALLY. FINALLY. FINALLY. FINALLY.
Got together. They took care of Aaron TOGETHER.
and they got engaged...obviously together.


Something which looked like a sexparty Nice Back Home

But dramafairytails don't end well. So Jack and Kate broke up.

Why? Because insane Jack grew and insane long beard and it tickled Kate when she kissed him.
Kate couldn't stand the freakin' beard, kissing Jack wans't like takin' drugs no more.

So insane bearded Jack, got insane. He saw insane ghosts everywhere
and wanted to go back to the insane island. How insane of you Jack!

Not-so-insane-anymore-Kate didn't really like that thought
since she had nothing to go back for. Kate shed some epic tears.

Kate and Jack met once more and one touch of
Mr. Not-so-insane-doctor-without-an-inane-beard-but-still-insanelyhot-Jack
was enough to in a way mend things between them... not for too long tho'.
Then ABC turned to HBO for some minutes after we
ONE MONTH WE GOT THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED KISS BETWEEN JACK&KATE.
Kate's name wasn't Pandora but Jack opened her box realllllll good.

They got back to the island where insane-Jack kicked in again as he wanted
to blow up the island and erase all its history. Including his history with Kate.
Jack found his pill stash on island and told Kate most of their time together was misery.
BOOO-OOOOOH. We cried.

JUST TELL HER YOU FREAKIN' LOVE HER
BEFORE GOING TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! [thats all]
But hey, at least they brought up the epic meeting story again.
"Remember when I sewed you up. When we first got here."

So Kate & Jack shared looks but somehow they went back in time and
the island didn't explode, or got back to LA. They thought Jack's plan had failed.
Little did their hot minds know... JACK NEVER FAILS. So in another life,
in The Sideways all the losties were still very much alive and kicking hard.
Except, they don't remember each other. They live an entire different life.

... NOT FOR LONG THO'! Since Kate & Jack were totally expiereincing a
"WOW! I've seen you naked!"- Deja Vu moment here.

On island Jack & Kate said their goodbyes. Jack believing he screwed
things up with Kate for good. Kate believing Jack was looking for something..
and it wasn't her. ==> JATE, YOU FOOLS!

& HALLELUJAH. Jack & Kate reunited and Kate could smile again.
Then Jack jumped off a boat and they were separated again. Oh Lost, great storytelling.
Then Kate reunited again with Jack and got shot. Jack took her in the sub with all other losties.
The sub exploded. Kate washed up on the beach with Hurley.
As Jack was still
on the sub, saving Sawyer. Later they washed up as well. Kate got all emo
and ran to Jack, "I couldn't find you. I couldn't find you."
and she cried on his shoulder.