Lost - Anti-Jack #4: The fact that he sucks should be enough.

*Maria* · 04-12-2007, 02:30 PM

RULES

No bashing of other posters and actors.

If you are a fan of Jack, and want to start trouble, keep out and don't comment here. We don't want to have trouble with you. However, anyone interested in a good discussion or debate about Jack is welcome.

Cobra!Jack

by Juli236

by xXxLost-in-SawyerxXx

by spotlight

by *Maria*

by Killers Angel Eyes

from Lost-Media

Captain Jack

by Killers Angel Eyes

1."Cry Me A River" by Justin T.
2."Fix you" Coldplay
3."You're So Vain" by Carly Simon
4."(I Hate) Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe
5."Stop crying your heart out by Oasis
6."Hit The Road, JACK" - Ray Charles
7."Shout" - Tears for Fears
8."Rebel Yell" - Billy Idol
9."Crying" - Roy Orbison
10."No More Tears" - Ozzy Osbourne
11."96 Tears" - (?) Question Mark and the Mysterians
12."Scream" - Michael and Janet Jackson
13."I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" - Soggy bottom boys
14."Stop Your Sobbing" -The Pretenders
15."Dry Your Eyes" - The Streets
16."Will You Cry" (When You Hear This Song) -Chic
17."Tiny Tears"-Tindersticks
18."Meds" by Placebo

Icons:
JEARS ICONS

by Shiri Appleby

Jack, you should always, but we mean ALWAYS wear a shirt!

The anti-Jack list

1- Subject
2- Sheebs
3- Fetch
4- Spent Cigarette
5- Shnicky
6- Dark Half Undine
7- Rainstorm 18
8- Davina
9- CharlieandClaire
10- Sir Fireboard
11- Razzle Dazzlebaby
12- Demy
13- Chiltonyale
14- Killers Angel Eyes
15- Crystaline
16- Delilah
17- Shiri Appleby
18- Your Konstantine
19- Shnicky
20- addicted2much
21- xXxLost-in-SawyerxXx
22- Anique
23- *Maria*
24- Polly Green
25- Sawyer&Kate
26- Juli236
27- .DoDs:.
28- Spotlight
29- Hunniah
30- Deiaa
31- Zutfan05
32 - Hawthorn
33 - Veronakat
34 - Alessia20
35 - Ðavid
36 - xXx-Comalies-xXx
37 - Jenna16
38 - nkw128
39 - Whordy
40 - pretty passion

Previous threads
#1: Because the good doctor isn't that good
#2: Because you can't deny Jears phenomenon!
#3: We're eating several apples a day to keep McScreamy away

xXx-Comalies-xXx · 04-12-2007, 02:50 PM

woooooo new thread!!! LOVE the title

**Crystaline** · 04-12-2007, 02:52 PM

This title is awesome!

Sheebs · 04-12-2007, 02:53 PM

He really does suck.

*Maria* · 04-12-2007, 03:03 PM

I just can't ever get tired of the art in the opening post.

Brought over:

You're a Rude One, Dr. Jack - sung to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

You're a rude one, Dr Jack
You really are a dork
You're as inept as a fishstick,
You're as charming as a fork
Dr. Jaaaaa-aack!
You're a dreadful 'leader'
With a brain made of cork

You're a sissy, Dr. Jack
Your Jears flow all the time
Your plans are nonexistant,
Your people skills a crime
Dr. Jaaaaa-aack!
If you were up for sale, I would not pay a dime

You're a traitor, Dr. Jack
You sell out all your friends
You sent off Kate and Sawyer for your own selfish ends
Dr. Jaaaa-ack!
Given the choice between you and the Others, I'd take creepy, crawly Ben!

You're a moron, Dr. Jack
Your smile gives us a fright .
You don't take anyone's word
Because you always think you're right.
Dr. Jaaaaa-aack!
The three words that best describe you,
are as follows, and I quote: "Can't. Assemble. Kite."

You're sadistic, Dr. Jack
You're the king of screaming out
The people listen to you
Only because you SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Jaaaaa-aack!
Your mouth is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most amusing assortment of ignorant
idiocy imaginable,
Twisted up with your ugly old pout.

You nauseate me, Dr. Jack
You ignore your many flaws
You think you're just so perfect
And your word should be the law
Dr. Jaaaaa-aack!
You're a three scoop sardine and ice cream
sundae
With salty Jear sauce!

Sheebs · 04-12-2007, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Maria* (View Post)

I just can't ever get tired of the art in the opening post.

You're a sissy, Dr. Jack
Your Jears flow all the time
Your plans are nonexistant,
Your people skills a crime
Dr. Jaaaaa-aack!
If you were up for sale, I would not pay a dime

You're a moron, Dr. Jack
Your smile gives us a fright .
You don't take anyone's word
Because you always think you're right.
Dr. Jaaaaa-aack!
The three words that best describe you,
are as follows, and I quote: "Can't. Assemble. Kite."

You're sadistic, Dr. Jack
You're the king of screaming out
The people listen to you
Only because you SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!

These parts kill me!

Genius.

**the echo fades** · 04-12-2007, 03:11 PM

The title is great

I don't think Jack has ever annoyed me more than he did last night. Nice to know he can so easily get back into holier-than-thou leader mode even after being away so long

Obviously, the "The fact that I trust her should be enough." was the killer.

And him ordering Sayid around. "She's under my protection." How in the hell is he "protecting" her? By the force of his status as almighty leader? Judging by Juliet's killer right hook, I think she could protect herself a lot better than he could. And then that "Do you trust me?!" guilt trip he lay on Charlie. I think he has a right to be a little skeptical Jack, this is his girlfriend's life you're messing with!

And did he seriously try and tell the camp that he wanted to get off the island to get help for them?! Yeah, right Jack, no selfish intentions there at all. It was alll for the good of the camp. Seeing as Michael and Walt sailed off and have brought no signs of help, I don't know why he thinks he'd be any different.

I have no idea what's up with him and Juliet. I'd like to think he's playing her, but I don't think he's smart enough for that. But then I don't think the writers would intentionally make him look this utterly stupid, seeing as he's King Jack.

xXx-Comalies-xXx · 04-12-2007, 03:21 PM

Quote:

The three words that best describe you,
are as follows, and I quote: "Can't. Assemble. Kite."

best part of the whole song!!

Quote:

Seeing as Michael and Walt sailed off and have brought no signs of help, I don't know why he thinks he'd be any different.

well, Michael won't send help cause he doesn't want done for double homicide. but yeah, there is no way Jacksus was guna go for help for the rest of them. the only person Jack was thinking about, was Jack

Veronakat · 04-12-2007, 03:35 PM

New thread! Thanks Maria for starting it!

Totally. I couldn't stop laughing at those two lines

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Originally Posted by Whordy (View Post)

Obviously, the "The fact that I trust her should be enough." was the killer.
And him ordering Sayid around. "She's under my protection." How in the hell is he "protecting" her? By the force of his status as almighty leader?

You really think Jack is fooling Juliet? I admint Jack is the hero in Lost but doesn't strike me like he's having any doubt about Juliet being one of them now. Could he be any more stupid?

After watching "One of Us" I think this thread is going to have many many posts

Shiri Appleby · 04-12-2007, 03:38 PM

Love the tilte! So prefect!

"The fact that I trust her should be enough." ...he is so stupid!!

**the echo fades** · 04-12-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Veronakat (View Post)

You really think Jack is fooling Juliet? I admint Jack is the hero in Lost but doesn't strike me like he's having any doubt about Juliet being one of them now. Could he be any more stupid?

I really hope Jack is genuinely fooled, because I can't wait to see what the rest of the Losties do when they find out

they'll never trust Jack or his opinions again. It'll be awesome

Veronakat · 04-12-2007, 03:56 PM

I like your way of thinking

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whordy (View Post)

I really hope Jack is genuinely fooled, because I can't wait to see what the rest of the Losties do when they find out

they'll never trust Jack or his opinions again. It'll be awesome

I totally love your avie

Shiri Appleby · 04-12-2007, 03:59 PM

by iamalreadyinuse from LJ.

**the echo fades** · 04-12-2007, 04:03 PM

^ that's hilarious!

especially Golf!Jack and Piano Genius!Jack, hee!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veronakat (View Post)

I totally love your avie

Thank yoou

xXx-Comalies-xXx · 04-12-2007, 04:06 PM

doctor Jack in that manip looks like he's never seen a ****** before!!!
and if he's genuinely fooled he's probably gonna pretend he knew all along and had a plan!!! ugh! i could shoot the guy!