Lost - Anti-Jack #10: Jack-centrics are painful, cringe-inducing fillers.

4brathan&brucas · 05-02-2008, 01:05 PM

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If you are a fan of Jack, and want to start trouble, keep out and don't comment here. We don't want to have trouble with you. However, anyone interested in a good discussion or debate about Jack is welcome.

Cobra!Jack

by Juli236

by xXxLost-in-SawyerxXx

by spotlight

by *Maria*

by Killers Angel Eyes

from Lost-Media

Captain Jack

by Killers Angel Eyes

1."Cry Me A River" by Justin T.
2."Fix you" Coldplay
3."You're So Vain" by Carly Simon
4."(I Hate) Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe
5."Stop crying your heart out by Oasis
6."Hit The Road, JACK" - Ray Charles
7."Shout" - Tears for Fears
8."Rebel Yell" - Billy Idol
9."Crying" - Roy Orbison
10."No More Tears" - Ozzy Osbourne
11."96 Tears" - (?) Question Mark and the Mysterians
12."Scream" - Michael and Janet Jackson
13."I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" - Soggy bottom boys
14."Stop Your Sobbing" -The Pretenders
15."Dry Your Eyes" - The Streets
16."Will You Cry" (When You Hear This Song) -Chic
17."Tiny Tears"-Tindersticks
18."Meds" by Placebo

Icons:
JEARS ICONS

by Shiri Appleby

Jack, you should always, but we mean ALWAYS wear a shirt!

The anti-Jack list

1- Subject
2- Sheebs
3- Fetch
4- Spent Cigarette
5- Shnicky
6- Dark Half Undine
7- Rainstorm 18
8- Davina
9- CharlieandClaire
10- Sir Fireboard
11- Razzle Dazzlebaby
12- Demy
13- Chiltonyale
14- Killers Angel Eyes
15- Crystaline
16- Delilah
17- Shiri Appleby
18- Your Konstantine
19- Shnicky
20- addicted2much
21- xXxLost-in-SawyerxXx
22- Anique
23- *Maria*
24- Polly Green
25- Sawyer&Kate
26- Juli236
27- .DoDs:.
28- Spotlight
29- Hunniah
30- Deiaa
31- Zutfan05
32 - Hawthorn
33 - Veronakat
34 - Alessia20
35 - Ðavid
36 - xXx-Comalies-xXx
37 - LonelyHeartsClubMember
38 - nkw128
39 - Whordy
40 - pretty passion
41 - CathyJ
42 - Reni^
43 - Zietke
44 - MusicofNight07
45 - chazt07
46 - alljess
47 - nine84
48 - marmuzetka
49 - Hamburgo1001
50 - 4brathan&brucas
51 - Titch22
52 - Pink77
53 - xXxMeggersxXx
54 - ash515
55 - Janelle
56 - Ludmi83
57 - Baby Firefly
58 - allybubba
59 - SkateGirl88
60 - LPisKiller90
61 - shiftmyshape
62 - ChemicalLover
63 - electricpeppers

Previous threads
#1: Because the good doctor isn't that good
#2: Because you can't deny Jears phenomenon!
#3: We're eating several apples a day to keep McScreamy away
#4: The fact that he sucks should be enough
#5: The flashback whore should fix himself instead of others
#6: Future Jack is STILL a cry baby!
Anti-Jack #7: You are human waterfall, JackAss!
Anti-Jack #8: Jears Anatomy: The JackAss Spin-off
Anti-Jack #9: Season 4 Jack: The Jears Are Back.

ash515 · 05-02-2008, 01:25 PM

title is so freakin true

this one was pointless.
Stranger in a Strange Land was pointless
Tale of Two Cities was just annoying
and I could go on.

all we ever see is Jack crying or being a controlling weirdo freak.

I could just stab him with a spork

4brathan&brucas · 05-02-2008, 01:36 PM

He yells like a psychotic moron, he cries like a baby, he's generally a pathetic ass.

And he's supposed to be the moral center of the show or something.

NSDeReVkO · 05-02-2008, 01:52 PM

When I first joined ff I've sworn to myself to never join anti-threads but Jackass makes me.

First of all: I can't believe I'm saying this but I wish I wouldn't have seen Jacks chest WITHOUT chesthair.

Now my main rant: Future Jack is plain disgusting. I like how many Jaters say Kate should be with Jaq because he's mature and their relationship is more realistic. How is it mature to be a freaking control freak? How would a woman right in her mind wanna stay with such an obsessive control freak (who also is a drunk, but that's another story)?

For some reason I've been trying to give Jack a chance (he does have or did have funny moments), but that scene where Kate was on her knees asking him to trust her while he was his psycho self, just 10x worse because he was drunk? Sadly, people do show their true colours while drunk (THAT is reality) and what we've seen was just Jack as himself, the obsessive control freak with a hero complex who expects his love interests to thankful he "saved" them.

I wish this character a long, painful death, preferably by drowning in a pool of jears.

4brathan&brucas · 05-02-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NSDeReVkO (View Post)

I like how many Jaters say Kate should be with Jaq because he's mature and their relationship is more realistic. How is it mature to be a freaking control freak?

Total mystery to me too.

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Sadly, people do show their true colours while drunk (THAT is reality) and what we've seen was just Jack as himself, the obsessive control freak with a hero complex who expects his love interests to thankful he "saved" them.

That's very true. When you're drunk, yes you're under the influence, but you speak the truth in a more forceful way and you are being yourself - only in more of a confrontational way.

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I wish this character a long, painful death, preferably by drowning in a pool of jears.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Unfortunately, I think the writers suck up to his character too much and are convinced that the sun shines out of his you-know-what

So I guess it's just wishful thinking, until we're proved otherwise.

allybubba · 05-02-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NSDeReVkO (View Post)

I wish this character a long, painful death, preferably by drowning in a pool of jears.

BWAHAHAHA.. you know it's how his life with fatefully end.

And please add me to the list.. i've had eNOUGH of this guy.
Ugh..

alljess · 05-02-2008, 02:43 PM

I just have one thing to say about shirtless and hairless jaqs chest = MANBOOBS :p

And well, i really do wish he would die..and whts up with control freak jaq, and hey he went back to some of his old tricks with kate... in this new ep..i mean dr McScreamy's back..

allybubba · 05-02-2008, 02:46 PM

MOOOOOOOOOOOBS.

That's EXACTLY what I thought.
Like PLEASE, Matthew.. you are no Eric Dane let me tell you.

4brathan&brucas · 05-02-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by allybubba (View Post)

And please add me to the list.. i've had eNOUGH of this guy.

Haven't we all...

Adding you

allybubba · 05-02-2008, 03:08 PM

LOLLLL, seriously.. one more Jack-centric and I just may shoot myself in the foot.
At least it'd be less painful.

And thanks.

NSDeReVkO · 05-02-2008, 04:14 PM

I want to make the moobs unseen, argh. Those side boob moments totally reminded me of Family Guy.

allybubba · 05-02-2008, 04:21 PM

'What about that side boob?
Well you shouldn't like it because that's Jack's side boob.'

LMFAO, FG. <3

But seriously.. since when did he shave?
LOL.
Living a lie in all ways possible.

Shirley_Parker · 05-02-2008, 06:46 PM

Welcome back Jack full hate. I don't think I ever despise this character so much... but hey I can. After that disgusting last scene from the FF and his prick behaviour from the island. Yeah, it reach a new level.

Leneoth · 05-02-2008, 08:35 PM

I love him with Juliet. But with Kate? Seriously.. how could he ever go back to her? She choose another MAN before him, he is her second choice. Juliet was there for him, wanted to be with him - but yet... we wants Kate.

allybubba · 05-02-2008, 08:49 PM

Yea.. nothing is ever good enough for him.

I saved you.
He's not your son.

Like.. where does this guy get off speaking to ANYONE like that.. let alone his "fiance."

Please.