Say Hi. You Won't Feel Dirty.
 

Hi, I'm Brian, and I'm a recovering alcoholic. Nice to meet you.

I'm Sarah, and I can't think of an alcoholic joke that wouldn't be repetitive.

Hello. I'm Kay. And. I-I-I lo.ve. you.

You can always use a "I smell" joke, though that might be redundant with your creepy avatar.

I'm thinking we should all have those overly-enthusiastic "Hi! My name is _________." stickers.

Hi, I am Joshua, and I already feel dirty. heh

Hi I'm Laura and i'm getting dirty! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Is it bad that I thought of this as an ode to Christina Agudfasdf. (Only because of your mod tag though. I promise.)

Howdy. I'm Kim and going with the alcoholics theme, my nose is fuzzy. Want to touch? (Always happens when I'm drunk, my nose becomes fuzzy and tingly and I have to have people touch it).

Hi my name is Delilah and I have nothing witty to add. [img]smilies/pout.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Hi. My name is Alison... and I swear, these ARE real. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Alison

Hi, my names Julie and I'm not in any 12 step programs at the moment

....although I probably should be [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hi, I'm Amanda and I'm a loud drunk. No, not really, I just want attention. Heh.

Hey, I'm T (short for Tuulikki) and going with the dirty theme; My mind has been dirty so long that I wouldn't know what to do with a clean one [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img].

Hi I'm Maggie and now I'm going to hell.

I'm just playing! I didn't even think of it that way.