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Joined: Mar 2002
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Spoiled Little Princesses #3 - Remember, there is never a wrong time to flirt!
 Thanks PixiePunk for our lovely banner!  You know who you are. You are Summer. Spoiled, but NOT brats. Shallow, but NOT stupid. This is your refuge. As PixiePunk says: "Don't lower your standards and if you have a moment of doubt just stop and think - "what would Summer do?" SLP's: 01. QueenBitch (Aly) 02. JoozerLoozer (Angelica) 03. Spud14 (Katie) 04. PixiePunk 05. RoswellDreamer5 (Christy) 06. S@brina 07. Sarah R 08. material girl (Amanda) 09. EmmyMcBitchy (Emily) 10. Hot Like Fire 11. TallyMcKee 12. *Aleah* 13. haydensgirl 14. -.cathy.- 15. vixen babe 16. rachel s 17. Lyndsi 18. * Lauren * 19. Semmer 20. *CherryCoke* 21. A Buffy & Spike dreamer (Lily) 22. *Shannon* 23. *Rachel Bilson's #1 Fan* 24. *R-Drey* (Audrey) 25. [captain oats] (Holden) 26. JaquiJack 27. starry812 Avatars! Shameless publicity provided by PixiePunk [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]      A Princess's Golden Rules Thanks *Aleah*! 1. There is no such thing as bad publicity (as said by Summer herself). 2. If a purse or a pair of shoes is cute enough, no price is too high. 3. A princess never takes no for an answer. 4. A princess never does anything for herself when she can get somebody else to do it (and this involves ALL housework and cooking- keep in mind that I don't even live at home anymore, and I STILL never do anything). 5. Princesses don't cheat, they just change the rules. (Thanks go to emm11! SLP Soundtrack 1. "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"-Cyndi Lauper 2. "Material Girl"-Madonna Words to Live By Thanks Spud14! We had so many, but I narrowed it down a bit. Feel free to keep posting, and every once in awhile, we can add something truly genius of her's. MARISSA: He (Luke) hasn't returned any of my phone calls. SUMMER: Well, he was locked up. Maybe he's into dudes now. SUMMER: Every girl needs a white knight. SETH: Seth Cohen, white knight. Summer: Chino? Ew! SUMMER: My gloves are giving me serious sausage arms. SUMMER: Pittsburg? Ew. SUMMER: Okay, Coop, this is so not the way to handle this. I mean, you're going to become depressed. And then you're going to need medication. And then you're going to stop feeling, like, anything. According to my stepmom. DONNIE: You're fine, you know that? SUMMER: Good one! But aren't you, like, the busboy? Ew. Random. SUMMER: He comes from a place where they have, like, knife-fights and drag-racing and, like, sex on the hood of a car. MARISSA: That's from Fast and the Furious. SUMMER: Well, that movie was based on a true story. MARISSA: No, it wasn't. SUMMER: Whatev. SUMMER: Comic books? Ew. SETH: She goes for the anime. SETH: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. SUMMER: 80 is the new 70. SETH: What?! Who talks like that? SUMMER: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does! SETH: Well, they have God on their side, okay, Summer? I'm not going to beat Jesus. SUMMER: I'm going to call Holly and see how far ahead of us they are. And she's a girl. SETH: That's greatly insulting to your own gender. SUMMER: Not as insulting as it is to you. SETH: Point taken. RYAN: I've stayed in worse (hotel rooms). SUMMER: That is nothing to brag about. SUMMER: We'd be even luckier if Cole Trickle hadn't driven us off the side of the road. SETH: Who the hell is Cole Trickle? SUMMER: Tom Cruise? Days of Thunder? MARISSA: Okay, guys, can we at least try to be positive? SETH: Okay, I am positive that this is Summer's fault. SUMMER: I am positive that I'm leaving this place with a rash. SETH: Oh, you're planning on making some extra money tonight? SUMMER: I am not sleeping on that couch. It is stained and smells foul. You sleep there. SETH: After you've made it sound so appealing? Right. Have fun. Goodnight. SUMMER: Get out of the bed. SETH: Nope. SUMMER: Be, like, a gentleman. SETH: Chivalry's dead, Sugar. SUMMER: (Getting into bed) You make a move, I rip out your jugular. SETH: Hey, pillow talk. SETH: You think we should have woke Ryan and Marissa? SUMMER: No, they looked so cute together. Vomit. SETH: Real sentimental streak you got there, Summer. SETH: Our chemistry is undeniable. SUMMER: You know what else is undeniable? The pain this fork is going to cause when I jam it into your eye! ... I suffer from rage blackouts. SETH: ... Check? SETH: I still don't see why we had to get two rooms. I'll leave you my key in case you get lonely. SUMMER: Or in case I want to smother you with your pillow while you're sleeping. SETH: Whatever turns you on. SUMMER: You are so mean. HOLLY: Summer, I am honest. SUMMER: Her parents are getting divorced, you stupid ****! SETH: Walk away, Holly, she suffers from rage blackouts. SETH: That's my bed. SUMMER: Okay. SETH: Just to let you know. SUMMER: Uh-huh. SETH: I have a feeling you'll be- SUMMER: Uh, okay. Let's go. SETH: Good. Lord. SUMMER: What? I told you I was a candy-striper. SETH: I thought you were kidding. SUMMER: It's for charity. All the girls do it. SETH: I should be hospitalized more often. SUMMER: Well, if you need any help... SUMMER: Well, we better hurry because she just escaped from a psych ward dressed as a candy-striper. If they didn't think she was crazy before... MARISSA: Hmm... Let's see. Be humiliated in front of the entire school? Or hire someone to do balloon animals. SUMMER: You have to get the guy that makes the balloon octupus! JIMMY: So, new oven... Haven't quite figured out how to make French toast. SUMMER: Not in the oven would be a good place to start. GIRL 1: I heard she died down there. GIRL 2: She looks pretty good. For a dead girl. SUMMER: Hey, whores. Why don't you go work another corner? SUMMER: (Poking at to-be-disected frong) Huh. (Noticing her audience) I mean, ew! SETH: That's my girl. SUMMER: Sorry, Coop. It's just, what does Chino know about a date? Where he's from, they don't even have a P.F. Chang's. SETH: Summer, I'll walk you to bio? SUMMER: I can walk myself. SETH: But Summer's three favorite activities are shopping, tanning, and waxing. Maybe there's something there, man. They're best friends. Use that. SUMMER: What is Seth Cohen doing with Tinkerbell? She's from Pittsburgh. That's, like, the 909 of the East. SUMMER: No, God! No... SETH: Uh, what's happening here? SUMMER: I like Seth Cohen... SETH: You, uh... You what now? SUMMER: Nothing! I wasn't talking to you. But if you tell anyone what you heard here, I'll kill you. "I'm not gonna be your sloppy seconds, Assface!" Life Lessons Much can be learned from Summer. Here are a few pieces of advice for daily life. Lesson Number 1  Exude confidence. A Princess is never seen without it! Lesson Number 2  When there's nothing to say, gossip. It's an excellent conversation starter. Lesson Number 3  When stuck in a fashion crisis, go with the bikini. It never fails. Lesson Number 4  There is never a wrong time to flirt. Lesson Number 5 "Less is More" is soooo pass鮍  Some questions to help get to know your fellow Princesses (thanks go to RoswellDreamer5!) : How much money do you think you spend in a week? Do you have a credit card or debit/ATM card or both? What is the most you ever spent on one thing? [ 04-16-2004: Message edited S@brina ] Last edited by QueenBitch; 08-16-2004 at 01:16 AM |
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Joined: Nov 2001
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New thread, cool [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I just relised, i'm not on the list... [img]smilies/look.gif[/img] __________________
Jumped in the river, what did i see? Black eyed angels swam with me.
I was dropped from the moonbeam and sailed on shooting stars. |
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New Fan
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 43
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add me to the list please [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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*Rachel Bilson's Biggest and #1 Fan EVER*
I love Mischa!! Adam and Ben! I LOVE THE OC SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! |
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Obsessed Fan
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,415
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yay new thread!! i love the title
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Jim: I was just um... I'm in love with you. Pam: What? Jim: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear but I needed you to... hear it. Probably not good timing. I know that... I just. Pam: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? Jim: I just needed you to know... once |
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Master Fan
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 13,241
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Yeah, new thread [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Master Fan
Joined: Mar 2000
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Can someone add me to the list? I [img]smilies/love.gif[/img] Summer! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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~Shannon~
you'll take advantage til you think you're being used cos without an enemy your anger gets confused i got stuck on the side you know i never chose but it's all about taking the easy way out for you i suppose |
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Addicted Fan
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 4,355
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Yay we're on number 3! Seems like yesterday when we were talking nonsense on the BC board and it lead to this. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]
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-ANGELICA-
<3 Demetria Lovato. Leonard&Penny // Johnny&Kaley. "If it’s not real you can’t hold it in your hand. You can’t feel it with your heart, and I won’t believe it." |
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Master Fan
Joined: Mar 2002
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*Shannon*, *Rachel Bilson's #1 Fan* and A Buffy & Spike dreamer, I added you to the list. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Congrats, you're now officially a princess!
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Master Fan
Joined: Dec 2000
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I was really surprised that Summer knew how to use the power tools. It just shows that there is more to her then the spoiled princess.
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Extreme Fan
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,683
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Shrek is awesome! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Master Fan
Joined: Mar 2000
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Thanks S@brina! [img]smilies/kiss.gif[/img]
Haha, Shrek is a cute movie! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Dude, my b-day is tomorrow. [img]smilies/glow.gif[/img] __________________
~Shannon~
you'll take advantage til you think you're being used cos without an enemy your anger gets confused i got stuck on the side you know i never chose but it's all about taking the easy way out for you i suppose |
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Elite Fan
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 25,818
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That's awesome Shannon! Hope your b-day is awesome.
Mine isn't until next month. My Nana's is soon...it's on 4/20. [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] |
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Master Fan
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 19,320
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Thanks! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Happy early Birthday to your Nana! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________
~Shannon~
you'll take advantage til you think you're being used cos without an enemy your anger gets confused i got stuck on the side you know i never chose but it's all about taking the easy way out for you i suppose |
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Addicted Fan
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 4,355
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Happy Happy Birthday Shannon!
Yah mine isn't til June. So far away...Well not really, but I'm becoming anxious. Sweet 16 for me [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] . __________________
-ANGELICA-
<3 Demetria Lovato. Leonard&Penny // Johnny&Kaley. "If it’s not real you can’t hold it in your hand. You can’t feel it with your heart, and I won’t believe it." |
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