Johnny Depp - You Know You're Obsessed When...

pinkpaisley · 04-27-2006, 02:51 AM

- you spend your last money on a DVD for a movie you already had on VHS
- you're gonna name your kids Jack and Lily Rose
- you can quote dialogue word for word from various films
- you fast forward to the scenes Johnny is in

***Lethe's Bramble*** · 04-29-2006, 05:02 AM

- you stare at his picture on your wall for more than five minutes without realising it.

Annush87 · 04-29-2006, 11:32 AM

- your heart beats faster whenever you see "Johnny Depp" somewhere in a book or in a magazine

***Lethe's Bramble*** · 04-29-2006, 04:20 PM

- you reconsider your sexuality

Annush87 · 05-01-2006, 09:23 AM

...when you start liking Winona and Kate once they're not with Johnny anymore

***Lethe's Bramble*** · 05-02-2006, 02:18 AM

I gotta say I always had a thing for Winona.

I never liked Vanessa though.

**Rainstorm18** · 07-24-2006, 07:15 PM

When you buy any Johnny Depp movie out there, even though you havent seen it before.

Mrs Grint · 07-26-2006, 07:32 PM

- When just hearing the name Johnny Depp or seeing a picture of him, shivers go up your spine.

- When you hear 'Johnny', you immediately think of Johnny Depp.

- When you've had a dream in which he knew you and loved you.

**Rainstorm18** · 07-27-2006, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Grint

- When you hear 'Johnny', you immediately think of Johnny Depp.
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Good one! I do the same thing whenever I hear the name Johnny I think of course of Depp.

**Katinka** · 08-02-2006, 02:08 AM

- you stay up all night watching clips & fan videos on youtube, even you have to get up early next day

***Lethe's Bramble*** · 08-07-2006, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rainstorm18

Good one! I do the same thing whenever I hear the name Johnny I think of course of Depp.

is there any other Johnny that we know?

oywidapoodles · 08-13-2006, 06:33 PM

-After several days JD madness, ending with an encore for me of PoTC2 (one in and of itself,I guess), you keep hearing his voice when you do things. My favorite so far-- I was putting pepper on my dinner, and in my head I heard him say "So, you like it spicy then, do you?" in the Captain Jack accent.

Usually, yes, that would be a pretty skeevy line, but it was so sexy when he said it in my head. And when I typed that, I heard him say "Was it now?" If this is me going crazy, believe me, I don't mind.

-My sister and I wrote down many o his talents we could think of, while we watched Benny and Joon for the third time this week.

-bought PoTC cereal just cause it had three extremely hot pictures of him looking directly into the camera

-Sometimes I thought ":thud*:" when I saw a hot guy or something, cause I'm on FF so much, but Johnny's driven me to say it out loud, and yes, it's my knew little slang thing, which actually then turned into, a more intense phrase of "thudmuffins."

**Katinka** · 11-23-2007, 04:36 PM

- if you don't pay attention to the storyline, because all you do is sighing and smiling and daydreaming about what it would be like being together with him

MadameDutch · 12-01-2007, 08:52 AM

- when you use his dialogues in reallife
- when you start to walk like Capt. Jack Sparrow
- When you are getting a tattoo with his name, face of one of his tattoo

**Katinka** · 12-01-2007, 09:04 AM

did you get a Johnny tattoo or do you know somebody who did, MadameDutch???