| During the filming of the third movie of Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny mooned the crew because it seemed to funny not to do that. They took pictures of it and showed it to everyone who was interested but Johnny protested. He ordered them to burn them immediately from the premises of the toom. But they refused to do that. So much anger arose between the two sides that they had decided to avoid eating together forever. This lead to a temporary seperation of these two parties for a bit. After the event, Johnny wanted to leave and never return, but determination settled in the air their dispute. So the filming ended with some rather awkwards situations, like when someone was too hyper for the scene and fell flat on his arse, while Keira giggled hysterically at Orlando having nothing to wear. Orlando just shrugged off the snickers. He could not believe that anybody would laugh about something so trivial, just the thought of it made him sick to his stomach. But there was no turning back now so they danced the night away to rock out of the underground scene. Cheating was the best way to overcome his grief over the loss of his precious sword. So he vowed to be a better pirate and never lose his sword while making love to his wench. He kissed his girl on the foot, and cuddled his sword. The song played over the loud speaker and burst throughout the doors of his car and reached all the crew. Sweeney came for Jack the monkey. Judge Turpin gave kisses to sexy monkeys and licked some girl while the monkey flung bananas at him. While this was fun, fighting was a terrible burden on all who couldn't participate. So ends the tale. | 
