Adam Brody - Seth's Quick Quips Survivor - Season 3

Lisa2011 · 10-19-2009, 06:59 AM

Welcome to Seth's Quick Quips Survivor for Season 3!

Please vote for the quote you like the least!
You can only have one vote per round.
The quote that reaches five votes first is eliminated and then a new round begins!

1.
Let me guess, Summer, you have a weakness for seamen.

2.
Her presence kept us neat, Ryan. It’s her protestant evil eye. It’s a powerful thing.

3.
You’re not gonna out-Taylor Taylor. Firesides and regulations, that’s her bread and butter.

4.
Coopers are moving to Hawaii. You move there also. Get a job as a scuba instructor and/or work on a macadamia nut farm. I love macadamia nuts.

5.
My father loves musicals, okay. And you should actually think about opening up your auditions to parents because his rendition of “Some Enchanted Evening”, it’s a treat.

6.
This is my call. You plan the dance, you leave the toilets to me. I was hoping that’d sound a little more heroic.

7.
What advice? Call her. Apologize. It’s not rocket science. Man, you homeschool kids are pathetic.

8.
Mom, listen to me. I understand that this whole cooking-with-Kirsten thing is helping you keep focused but you cannot preempt a man’s regularly scheduled breakfast. It’s a sacred routine.

9.
He could be off, joining the foreign Legion, joining a cult. Ryan could be taking place in a mass marriage right now, drinking Kool-Aid from brand-new sneakers. So many sick things.

10.
I have to say, Ryan Atwood fisherman, I think that’s a good cheer for you.

11.
Ryan, try not to punch Summer.

12.
You talking about Kaitlin’s transformation from horsey tweener to lanky-limbed jailbait?

13.
Genital warts. It’s the answer.

14.
You solved it. You figured it out. You’re a mystery solver. You’re like Encyclopedia Brown.

15.
– This is pretty amazing, too.
- It’s just a blue screen, Cohen.
- I know, but it’s so blue. I never realized how blue it was before. I kind of like..wanna go swimming in it or something. For a little dippy-dip.

16.
Sudoku? Fun to say, fun to do.

17.
Because inside my manly exterior beats the heart of a 14 year old girl.

18.
He’s got good abs. Women like abs. Got a sixpack myself, I know. He’s also got really defined triceps. I like that.

19.
It’s like the day of rest, you know. I don’t make the rules. Talk to the big guy.

20.
We’re all strangers, so lets take a step back for a second. I’m Seth. I like comic books. You obviously like, uh, flaming heart tattoos.

21.
I’m just trying to exhaust all your issues so we can get to mine. Have we covered everything?

22.
Okay, so you want West Coast, I want East Coast. It's not a hip-hop war.

23.
Ryan, come on. You never ask a lady her age, weight or SAT score.

24.
You brought some much needed “Chris” to the Cohens, but I think you could really use a little “mukkah”.

25.
Ryan: Summer’s laughing.
Seth: That’s just gas, now listen.

26.
You just chant a little Torah, dance a little hora and then we’re golden.

rich10 · 10-19-2009, 08:55 AM

thanks for this.

11

**Captain Oatsocute** · 10-19-2009, 11:27 AM

Thanks for doing this Lisa.

Great quotes!

I'll go with #11 too.

#11 -2

NZOCFan · 10-19-2009, 03:07 PM

Thanks so much for doing this, Lisa!

#19

**martha(brucas&jeyton)** · 10-19-2009, 07:21 PM

Thanks so much for posting this Lisa.
I was cracking up while reading these!

#19

Lisa2011 · 10-19-2009, 08:26 PM

season 3 was really funny, I forgot pretty much all of those lines.

and you're welcome, it was long overdue! :/

# 19

~anni~ · 10-20-2009, 02:14 AM

Thanks so much, Lisa

Great quotes

# 19

# 11 - 2
# 19 - 4

rich10 · 10-21-2009, 03:41 AM

1 more

**"You'reMyLittleSnowAngel"** · 10-21-2009, 01:13 PM

Great quotes! Thanks for doing this, Lisa!

#19

~anni~ · 10-22-2009, 02:03 AM

# 11 - 2
# 19 - 5

New round

Lisa2011 · 10-22-2009, 05:12 AM

wee!

Welcome to Seth's Quick Quips Survivor for Season 3!

Please vote for the quote you like the least!
You can only have one vote per round.
The quote that reaches five votes first is eliminated and then a new round begins!

1.
Let me guess, Summer, you have a weakness for seamen.

2.
Her presence kept us neat, Ryan. It’s her protestant evil eye. It’s a powerful thing.

3.
You’re not gonna out-Taylor Taylor. Firesides and regulations, that’s her bread and butter.

4.
Coopers are moving to Hawaii. You move there also. Get a job as a scuba instructor and/or work on a macadamia nut farm. I love macadamia nuts.

5.
My father loves musicals, okay. And you should actually think about opening up your auditions to parents because his rendition of “Some Enchanted Evening”, it’s a treat.

6.
This is my call. You plan the dance, you leave the toilets to me. I was hoping that’d sound a little more heroic.

7.
What advice? Call her. Apologize. It’s not rocket science. Man, you homeschool kids are pathetic.

8.
Mom, listen to me. I understand that this whole cooking-with-Kirsten thing is helping you keep focused but you cannot preempt a man’s regularly scheduled breakfast. It’s a sacred routine.

9.
He could be off, joining the foreign Legion, joining a cult. Ryan could be taking place in a mass marriage right now, drinking Kool-Aid from brand-new sneakers. So many sick things.

10.
I have to say, Ryan Atwood fisherman, I think that’s a good cheer for you.

11.
Ryan, try not to punch Summer.

12.
You talking about Kaitlin’s transformation from horsey tweener to lanky-limbed jailbait?

13.
Genital warts. It’s the answer.

14.
You solved it. You figured it out. You’re a mystery solver. You’re like Encyclopedia Brown.

15.
– This is pretty amazing, too.
- It’s just a blue screen, Cohen.
- I know, but it’s so blue. I never realized how blue it was before. I kind of like..wanna go swimming in it or something. For a little dippy-dip.

16.
Sudoku? Fun to say, fun to do.

17.
Because inside my manly exterior beats the heart of a 14 year old girl.

18.
He’s got good abs. Women like abs. Got a sixpack myself, I know. He’s also got really defined triceps. I like that.

_VOTED OUT IN ROUND 1_
19.
It’s like the day of rest, you know. I don’t make the rules. Talk to the big guy.

20.
We’re all strangers, so lets take a step back for a second. I’m Seth. I like comic books. You obviously like, uh, flaming heart tattoos.

21.
I’m just trying to exhaust all your issues so we can get to mine. Have we covered everything?

22.
Okay, so you want West Coast, I want East Coast. It's not a hip-hop war.

23.
Ryan, come on. You never ask a lady her age, weight or SAT score.

24.
You brought some much needed “Chris” to the Cohens, but I think you could really use a little “mukkah”.

25.
Ryan: Summer’s laughing.
Seth: That’s just gas, now listen.

26.
You just chant a little Torah, dance a little hora and then we’re golden.

**Captain Oatsocute** · 10-22-2009, 12:43 PM

**"You'reMyLittleSnowAngel"** · 10-22-2009, 01:29 PM

**martha(brucas&jeyton)** · 10-22-2009, 05:08 PM

~anni~ · 10-23-2009, 02:24 AM