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| The Jordan/Christa Miller Appreciation Thread # 2: Because We Wanted To See more Of Jordan as a Witch! Welcome to the Jordan Sullivan/Christa Miller Lawrence  Appreciation Thread!"Yawn! You see, I say "yawn," because when I actually yawn, you don't get it."  Jordan's Fan Club xxcozmicstar valeposh emma_loves_red_jelly maybe someday BOK Sternbetrachter alwaysonmymind realcrucial ravenann13 JordanSullivan alicelattey ~Amarula~ Forever&Always tushtush  Reasons Why We Love Her Reasons Why We Love Her 1. Because Jordan brings presents for everyone. 2. Because Jordan can ruin a sweet moment better then anyone else. 3. Because Christa can control Bill Lawrence better then anyone. 4. Because Christa tells them when she wants to work. 5. Because Jordan asked Cox to cuddle. 6. Because Jordan's talkshow would put Oprah out of business. 7. Because "When Jordan want sex, Jordan get sex." 8. Because Jordan is the only one incharge of Cox's life. 9. Because Jordan can get Perry and Jack to wear matching outfits. 10. Because Jordan is the only one who can get away with pissing Perry off.  Filmography 2008 - The Andromeda Strain 2002-2003 - Clone High 1995-2002 - The Drew Carey Show 2001 - Rock & Roll Back to School Special 2000 - The Operator 1999 - Goat on Fire and Smiling Fish 1996 - Kiss & Tell 1995 - Love and Happiness 1993-1995 - Seinfeld 1994 - Party of Five 1994 - A Friend to Die For 1994 - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1992 - Stepfather III 1990 - Northern Exposure 1985-1988 - Kate & Allie  Favorite Jordan Moments Jordan: Get the hell away from my stomach, or I'll put you in a leg-lock and snap your little bird-neck with my enormous thighs. ------------ Jordan: You come in here and walk around like you're the queen bee. Guess what, Missy, this is my house. You and Mr. Chestless here are over. So move on! Cause if you don't, I'm going to turn your little lame liason into a threesome, starring yours truly. And I don't kiss nice. ------------ Jordan: Elliot, if you can handle that sexist dirtbag in there, you can certainly handle Perry. Elliot: Why are you being so nice to me? Jordan: Okay, Perry occasionally talks to me at home, and he told me that you don't need him as much anymore, and it annoys the hell out of him, which of course gives me endless enjoyment. ------------ Perry: Could I comment on the baptism dress? Paige: I think you should wait to see the matching slippers and tiny handbag Perry: You're actually encouraging him to cross-dress on the same day that you're introducing him to a religion that will condemn him to Hell for it. That's a trauma twofer. Jordan: Can you two please just try to get along? Now I'm getting some blush for Jack, because this lace collar is washing out his face. Terrible. ------------ Jordan: Ohh sweetie. Do you want me to call his Mommy and tell him he's being mean to you? Oh my fwiend is being mean to me waa waa waa! ------------ Jordan: Could we go somewhere less collegey? One of the boys here could be the baby I gave up in highschool. ------------ J.D.: At least I remember the names of all my sexual partners! Jordan: Well, I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morningwood are extremely impressed. ------------ Carla: Are you just gonna roll over like that? Jordan: That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night. Carla: Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate? Jordan: Again, last night! Carla: You've gone soft. Jordan: [gasps] Okay, now it's getting spooky. ------------ Carla: Okay, Jordan, little help. Jordan: If you don't do what she wants, I'm going to stop having sex with you and start making love... to you. Perry: Where is that bastard? KELSO! ------------ Jordan: Welcome home, Perry. Here's the new program: You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try to keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big, I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day! I can't. Perry: You love spaghetti. You had some just last night, didn't ya? Baby Jack: No, I didn't. Perry: Jordan, the boy is lying to me. Jordan: Oh, Perry, nobody likes a tattle-tail! -------------- Jordan: Whoa, what the hell was that? Elliot: I finally told Keith I loved him. Jordan: Now that you've said what he wants to hear, he doesn't have to work for it. It's like when guys are really trying to sleep with you... when you finally give it up, there are no more flowers. Next thing you know, it's twenty years later and you're standing over him while he sleeps, your third martini in one hand and a steak knife in the other. And sure, he's taken a sleeping pill so you can slice his arm open a little bit without waking him up. But, it's not satisfying. And you know why? Because you've lost the power. __________________ ♥ ☮I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation, You're living in the past it's a new generation Last edited by Ellipsis : 04-12-2009 at 07:25 PM. | |||
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| Thanks for the new thread Emma!  __________________ JD Thoughts: Now that I was dating Elliot, I finally had something to come home to. avi: emmalovesredjelly ~Smelliot~ | |||
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| Thanks Emma Could I be added please? __________________ JD♥Elliotavi:i_candream@LJ ♥I can't do this all on my own, no I know I'm no superman.♥ JDizzle | |||
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| Elite Fan   | Thanks for the new thread Emma!!!  And adding Alice to the list. __________________ "I think there's vulnerability mixed in with that self-confidence. There are only so many times you can be hit with a slushie before you start to cry." ღ Lea Michele ღ | |||
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| Elite Fan  | Thanks for the new thread Emma! And for adding that new picture. She looks very good __________________ "Hey doll face, your dad trampled all over my civil liberties, wanna make out?" Vote Bonnie || Cougar Town_ღ_avi:miss_snoopy25@lj | |||
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| awww glad you guys like it , i hope the title is alright __________________ ♥ ☮I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation, You're living in the past it's a new generation | |||
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| Elite Fan | Wow I hadn't noticed the pic before, she looks great! And the title's perfect!  __________________ "I think there's vulnerability mixed in with that self-confidence. There are only so many times you can be hit with a slushie before you start to cry." ღ Lea Michele ღ | |||
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| Elite Fan | It really is. The witch woulda been fun to see more of  .__________________ "Hey doll face, your dad trampled all over my civil liberties, wanna make out?" Vote Bonnie || Cougar Town_ღ_avi:miss_snoopy25@lj | |||
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| Elite Fan  | my fav female character pleeease, add moi? __________________ as the world keeps spinning round | |||
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| Elite Fan | Welcome here as well Bridget  __________________ "Hey doll face, your dad trampled all over my civil liberties, wanna make out?" Vote Bonnie || Cougar Town_ღ_avi:miss_snoopy25@lj | |||
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| Elite Fan | Welcome Bridget!! __________________ "I think there's vulnerability mixed in with that self-confidence. There are only so many times you can be hit with a slushie before you start to cry." ღ Lea Michele ღ | |||
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| I was lol-ing at the quotes.  __________________ JD Thoughts: Now that I was dating Elliot, I finally had something to come home to. avi: emmalovesredjelly ~Smelliot~ | |||
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| Elite Fan | Fun aren't they? . Jordan has the best moments.__________________ "Hey doll face, your dad trampled all over my civil liberties, wanna make out?" Vote Bonnie || Cougar Town_ღ_avi:miss_snoopy25@lj | |||
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| Elite Fan | Last night I was telling my friends about the time she's in a comatose state after drinking and Cox sticks a fake arrow in her head.  __________________ "I think there's vulnerability mixed in with that self-confidence. There are only so many times you can be hit with a slushie before you start to cry." ღ Lea Michele ღ | |||
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