Scrubs - Guy Love (JD/Turk) #4: Because Turk without JD is like Hot Chocolate without Whipped Cream.

alicelattey · 03-16-2009, 03:18 PM

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Welcome to the 4th Appreciation Thread for JD and Turk

Guy Love
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear,
The crowd will always talk and stare.

I feel exactly those feeling too,
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide than explain our

Guy love, that's all it is.
Guy love, he's mine, I'm his.
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,
And he tenderly replies,
It's guy love between two guys.

We're closer than the average man and wife.
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk & JD.
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life.
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
(Whoa, whoa. I just took out his appendix.)

There's no need to clarify. (Oh, no.)
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,
But in a totally manly way. Let's go!

It's guy love, don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart into the sky.
I'll be there to care through all the lows,
I'll be there to share the highs.
It's guy love between two guys

And when I say, "I love you, Turk."
It's not what it implies.
It's guy love between two guys.

Team Guy Love
valeposh
Ellipsis
OTHFreak!!
wistfuldreamer
jahnnabanana
mondlerlove
TheJanitor86
McHobbit
smunyang
Rolandcl
wingster
Ginevra_Girl
gizzie_fan
lxevolution
Nadja_S
Summerstars
rockchick5791
Rusted Silhouette
maplezbear
wdihtd
Thir13enth Ghost
tushtush
bluewhiteheart
twilight15
sweetdaisy
smunyang

Reasons Why We Love Them
1. Because Turk knows JD is cranky in the mornings.
2. Because they make roboting look sexy. (They doo!)
3. Because they are the IT couple of the show!
4. Because they have there very own love song.
5. Because they are double secret decoder ring-wearing doctors!
6. Because Turk will never love Carla like he loves JD.
7. Because JD is the only person who knew that Turk took Ballet.
8. Because JD's known Turk Longer.
9. Because they're closer than the average man and wife.
10. Because JD want's Turk's butt.
11. Because they are THAT gay.
12. Because JD refered to them as a couple.
13. Because they played golf on the hospital roof together.
14. Because Turk HAD to see JD as soon as he got back from his honeymoon.
15. Because JD loves him so much it hurts sometimes.
16. Because Turk is the only man who's ever been inside JD.
17. Because they're both too white to get into an African-American club.
18. Because... "What comes before Part-B?"
19. Because Turk doesn't care what people think of him, except J.D.
20. Because JD is Turk's other wife.
21. Because JD was Turk's Best man.
22. Because Turk stitched his initials into JD.
23. Because Carla has nightmares they might run away together.
24. Because they went to bartending school together.
25. Because Carla couldn't leave for the hospital when she was in labour until JD arrived.
26. Because Turk can pick JD's "Puff-'n'-stuff" out of a line-up.
27. Because Turk played golf naked for a bet with JD when he got married.
28. Because JD is Turk's Bee-otch.
29. Because Turk is JD's Brown Bear.
30. Because Turk is the Batman to JD's Robin.
31. Because JD thinks that Turk would make a pretty girl.
32. Because in Heaven they'll meet at the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud.
33. Because JD follows Turk around and looks at him like he's in love.
34. Because JD always dials the 'K' for Turk.
35. Because Turk played a prank on the Janitor just for JD.
36. Because even Isabella will have to compete for Turk love with JD.
37. Because Turk told KIm to answer JD's questions at the convention.
38. Because JD had 'Turk fever'.
39. Because Turk tells JD that his jokes suck.
40. Because Turk hears JD's sex gong everywhere.
41. Because Turk is Baby Sammy's Bluncle.
42. Because they matching bracelets say "Turk and JD."
43. Because it's like they are married to each other in a totally manly way.
44. Because even Carla knows that nobody loves Turk like JD does.
45. Because they are a little married.
46. Because they have a perfect plan to raise their kids.
47. Because J.D drunkenly told Carla she'll never love Turk like he does.
48. Because Turk couldn't wait to see JD after his honeymoon.
49. Because they do both "upstairs" and "downstairs"!
50. Because JD knows the names of Turk's testicles.
51. Because Turk wants Izzie and Sam to get married.
52. Because Turk without JD is like Hot Chocolate without Whip Cream.
53. Because if JD was married to Turk he'd be more supportive than Carla.

caps by Stephen

Favorite Moments
Turk: Good morning, Tiger.
J.D.: How could you let a woman kick you out of your own bed?
Turk: Baby, why you have to be so cranky in the morning?
J.D.: This is unacceptable. You said we were gonna sleep head-to-foot.
Turk: Dude, either way the naughty bits are still in the middle.
J.D.: Yeah, but with the head-to-foot alignment, it's just--there's no way for them to lock in.

JD's thoughts: Tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once
JD: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

J.D: You know what? I'm gonna take you out tonight. Yes, sir! We're gonna get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine....
Turk: Sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date.
J.D.: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?

JD's Thoughts: Other couples just weren't clicking.
Turk: Are you mad at me?
JD: I'm not mad. I'm hurt. You've been ignoring me so much, makes me wanna punch something.
*Punches Turk's chest.*
JD: God you're firm.

*Punched Turk again*
Turk: Dude, what the hell was that for?
JD: I wanted to see if it was just as firm when you weren't expecting it.
Turk: And?
JD: Firmer.

Turk: Dude, we are in for the Bahamas! Upstairs!
JD: Downstairs! Oh yeah!
Turk: Still don't like downstairs.
JD: Really, you haven't come around yet?

Turk: Wait, you don't have one.
JD: Or do I? *spins it around to the front*.
Turk: Yes!! Downstairs!
JD: Really?
Turk: No, what's wrong with you?
JD: I didn't want to do it either, I think it's stupid.

Turk: Yeah, I miss Izzie but, I always imagined being someplace like this with you.
JD: Shhh...just be here, Turk.

Caps Of The Moment

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**Ellipsis** · 03-16-2009, 04:22 PM

. God that Cap of the moment..

Thanks for the thread Alice!

Samweed Knightly · 03-16-2009, 05:06 PM

I love that cap. Ha.

**Ellipsis** · 03-16-2009, 05:37 PM

It gives me shivers, seriously. Don't think good shivers though. It' sjust..gah, the image that comes with just that..

Samweed Knightly · 03-16-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Samantha-Ashlie (View Post)

It gives me shivers, seriously. Don't think good shivers though. It' sjust..gah, the image that comes with just that..

What episode is it from. I think I remember seeing it, but I'm not sure.

**Ellipsis** · 03-16-2009, 08:29 PM

My Happy Place. It's from this season

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**-wait for it-** · 03-16-2009, 08:32 PM

thanks for the new thread Alice

**valeposh** · 03-17-2009, 10:18 AM

Tftnht Alice!

Love that cap.

alicelattey · 03-17-2009, 12:46 PM

I know.

It makes me laugh every time.

tushtush · 03-17-2009, 01:10 PM

Just wondering, do you think those are really their hands? Because I'm not sure.

alicelattey · 03-17-2009, 01:12 PM

I think so.

But I could well be wrong.

**Ellipsis** · 03-17-2009, 01:52 PM

It doesn't have to be, I suppose, but I think it is. Ya never know, I guess

alicelattey · 03-17-2009, 01:54 PM

Well in My Princess when it wasn't either Turk or Carla's hands it was really obvious, so I guess it really is their hands.

I don't think Zach and Donald would have a problem with filming that.

tushtush · 03-17-2009, 01:54 PM

Can I be added?

**valeposh** · 03-17-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tushtush (View Post)

Can I be added?

Of course! Added.