Scrubs - Guy Love (JD/Turk)#3: 'Cos Turk is the only man who's ever been inside JD.

**-wait for it-** · 05-21-2008, 06:06 PM

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Welcome to the 3rd Appreciation Thread for JD and Turk

Guy Love
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear,
The crowd will always talk and stare.

I feel exactly those feeling too,
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide than explain our

Guy love, that's all it is.
Guy love, he's mine, I'm his.
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,
And he tenderly replies,
It's guy love between two guys.

We're closer than the average man and wife.
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk & JD.
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life.
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
(Whoa, whoa. I just took out his appendix.)

There's no need to clarify. (Oh, no.)
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,
But in a totally manly way. Let's go!

It's guy love, don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart into the sky.
I'll be there to care through all the lows,
I'll be there to share the highs.
It's guy love between two guys

And when I say, "I love you, Turk."
It's not what it implies.
It's guy love between two guys.

Team Guy Love
valeposh
xxcozmicstar
OTHFreak!!
wistfuldreamer
jahnnabanana
mondlerlove
TheJanitor86
McHobbit
smunyang
Rolandcl
wingster
Ginevra_Girl
gizzie_fan
lxevolution
Nadja_S
Summerstars
rockchick5791
Rusted Silhouette
maplezbear
wdihtd
Thir13enth Ghost

Reasons Why We Love Them
1. Because Turk knows JD is cranky in the mornings.
2. Because they make roboting look sexy. (They doo!)
3. Because they are the IT couple of the show!
4. Because they have there very own love song.
5. Because they are double secret decoder ring-wearing doctors!
6. Because Turk will never love Carla like he loves JD.
7. Because JD is the only person who knew that Turk took Ballet.
8. Because JD's known Turk Longer.
9. Because they're closer than the average man and wife.
10. Because JD want's Turk's butt.
11. Because they are THAT gay.
12. Because JD refered to them as a couple.
13. Because they played golf on the hospital roof together.
14. Because Turk HAD to see JD as soon as he got back from his honeymoon.
15. Because JD loves him so much it hurts sometimes.
16. Because Turk is the only man who's ever been inside JD.
17. Because they're both too white to get into an African-American club.
18. Because... "What comes before Part-B?"
19. Because Turk doesn't care what people think of him, except J.D.
20. Because JD is Turk's other wife.
21. Because JD was Turk's Best man.
22. Because Turk stitched his initials into JD.
23. Because Carla has nightmares they might run away together.
24. Because they went to bartending school together.
25. Because Carla couldn't leave for the hospital when she was in labour until JD arrived.
26. Because Turk can pick JD's "Puff-'n'-stuff" out of a line-up.
27. Because Turk played golf naked for a bet with JD when he got married.
28. Because JD is Turk's Bee-otch.
29. Because Turk is JD's Brown Bear.
30. Because Turk is the Batman to JD's Robin.
31. Because JD thinks that Turk would make a pretty girl.
32. Because in Heaven they'll meet at the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud.
33. Because JD follows Turk around and looks at him like he's in love.
34. Because JD always dials the 'K' for Turk.
35. Because Turk played a prank on the Janitor just for JD.
36. Because even Isabella will have to compete for Turk love with JD.
37. Because Turk told KIm to answer JD's questions at the convention.
38. Because JD had 'Turk fever'.
39. Because Turk tells JD that his jokes suck.
40. Because Turk hears JD's sex gong everywhere.
41. Because Turk is Baby Sammy's Bluncle.
42. Because they matching bracelets say "Turk and JD."
43. Because it's like they are married to each other in a totally manly way.
44. Because even Carla knows that nobody loves Turk like JD does.
45. Because they are a little married.
46. Because they have a perfect plan to raise their kids.
47. Because J.D drunkenly told Carla she'll never love Turk like he does.
48. Because Turk couldn't wait to see JD after his honeymoon.
49. Because they do both "upstairs" and "downstairs"!
50. Because JD knows the names of Turk's testicles.
51. Because Turk wants Izzie and Sam to get married.
52. Because Turk without JD is like Hot Chocolate without Whip Cream.

Favorite Moments
Turk: Good morning, Tiger.
J.D.: How could you let a woman kick you out of your own bed?
Turk: Baby, why you have to be so cranky in the morning?
J.D.: This is unacceptable. You said we were gonna sleep head-to-foot.
Turk: Dude, either way the naughty bits are still in the middle.
J.D.: Yeah, but with the head-to-foot alignment, it's just--there's no way for them to lock in.

JD's thoughts: Tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once
JD: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

J.D: You know what? I'm gonna take you out tonight. Yes, sir! We're gonna get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine....
Turk: Sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date.
J.D.: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?

Cap Of The Moment

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Brajavio · 05-21-2008, 06:25 PM

Cheers for the new thread!

**chasing starlight** · 05-21-2008, 06:57 PM

The title! It's awesome! Btw, add me? Pretty pretty please?

**-wait for it-** · 05-21-2008, 07:17 PM

you only said pretty twice...so no

**Ellipsis** · 05-21-2008, 09:12 PM

Thanks for the new thread Kush!

Remember to link the new thread in the old thread.

Welcome Meghan!

talking_cookie · 05-22-2008, 02:11 AM

New thread!

Cheers!

**valeposh** · 05-22-2008, 03:39 AM

Thanks for the new thread Kush and welcome aboard Meghan!!

wistfuldreamer · 05-22-2008, 02:29 PM

Thanks for the new thread Kush! You know I love that title.

Welcome to the thread Meghan, I'm Nic.

I know you'll have fun here...JD/Turk style.

**-wait for it-** · 05-23-2008, 05:43 PM

who doesn't love the title?

**Ellipsis** · 05-23-2008, 07:22 PM

Hard to not love it..

**chasing starlight** · 05-23-2008, 09:16 PM

I'm still giggling over it.

talking_cookie · 05-24-2008, 01:55 AM

Me too.

**valeposh** · 05-24-2008, 03:59 AM

I love how JD says "There's no need to clarify!"...

**Ellipsis** · 05-24-2008, 09:50 AM

You know what I love? Our Cap of the moment.

**chasing starlight** · 05-25-2008, 03:36 AM

Yeah that's a pretty frickin awesome picture.