[¨¨~ J Erlotiel L ~¨¨]

good ones there!

[dmcool1]

I like the bit in They're Everywhere when their like:

Piper: [thinking] Next time get your own damn lipstick
Prue: [thinking] I heard that
Piper: [thinking] I loove you
Prue: [thniking] Bite me

[--charmed♥]

"So this is boring.- What kind of a lame whitelighter do you have?"
--Eames, Blinded by the Whitelighter

<Phoebe> You know what? I have 'Celine Dion: Behind the Music' of videocassette. Would you like to watch that?
<Piper> Would you like to get slapped?
<Prue>Hey, she's just tryin' to relax you.
<Piper>Rrrrr...
--Just Harried

"Prue, get your astral ass back here!"
--Phoebe, Just Harried

<Prue> But we have to get through the wedding first, okay? For Piper.
<Phoebe> For Piper.
[They both turn and look at Darryl]
<Phoebe> You're supposed to say 'For Piper'.
--Just Harried

"Do I get to kick her first?"
--Phoebe, Pre-Witched

"I hear spikes are making a comeback!"
[throws the shoe at the warlocks head, killing him]
--Phoebe, Pre-Witched

[¨¨~ J Erlotiel L ~¨¨]

<Phoebe> You know what? I have 'Celine Dion: Behind the Music' of videocassette. Would you like to watch that?
<Piper> Would you like to get slapped?
<Prue>Hey, she's just tryin' to relax you.
<Piper>Rrrrr...
--Just Harried

[Movietime Blues]

Melinda: No, don’t-don’t rip the dress to make it fit me.
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, I’m not ripping it. It’s called a zipper, see?
(Phoebe zips up the dress.)
Melinda: Oh, a wise witch made this.
(Melinda takes the dress off of Phoebe and plays with the zipper.)
Phoebe: Yeah, and wise witches in this century keep a low profile. You slip this dress on, you’ll blend right in.
(Melinda starts putting on the dress.)
Melinda: It’s so odd to be here again. To breathe and feel. What sheep has wool so soft?
Phoebe: A synthetic one.
Melinda: Oh! (Phoebe zips up the dress.) So did it, did it take you long to make the dress?
Phoebe: Make it? No, no, I bought it.
Melinda: Oh, you must be rich.
(Prue and Piper walk in.)
Prue: No, she’s got credit cards.
Piper: Oh, wow, Melinda, you look great.
Melinda: Thank you. Oh, but how do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.

From The Witch Is Back

[--charmed♥]

"Are you two out of your freaking mind?!"
--Paige, A Knight to Remember

[Sharon den Adel]

From Something Wicca This Way Comes:

Prue: You know, dinner, movie, sex.
Piper: Prue, you sleaze.

Still makes me laugh.

[¨¨~ J Erlotiel L ~¨¨]

Yeah, especially in that moment too when Prue is already a little irritated.

[Jecca]

Piper: Yeah, next time buy your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that!
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.

- - -

Paige: What the hell happened?
Piper: The freaking furniture just attacked!

- - -

Piper: This is- this is like the Parent Trap, with a B-cup!

- - -

Andy: I'm not leaving the two of you alone!
Prue: Do I have to use my magic on you?
Andy: I'll meet you up on the street.

[¨¨~ J Erlotiel L ~¨¨]

the Piper and Paige one

[dmcool1]

yeah, gotta love that eppy!