Charmed - Favorite Charmed Quotes Thread 2: Quote Survivor Edition

Movietime Blues · 06-28-2009, 02:19 PM

Link to the previous thread

We're going to do this a little differently from the last thread. It'll be in the form of a survivor game. The game involves putting up quotes from a particular or group of episodes from a particular season. I'm going to put up ten quotes which I think represent the wittiness of the show. Each quote would be wrapped in quote tags and given a letter instead of a number to distinguish it from the other quotes. Vote for the one you think should be eliminated first. Only one poster per vote per round. The first quote to reach five votes will be eliminated in each round. Once there is a winner after all rounds, there will be a new batch of quotes for the next game. Depending on how successful it is, it may be continued in the next thread. So, hopefully, the response would be great.

OK, I'll start with the following quotes from The 1st Season, Episodes 1 through 5 (not including the Pilot):

A 1.03 - Thank You For Not Morphing

Quote:

Victor: Prudence.

Prue: Did I miss much?

Phoebe: Uh, just catch up. Dad was filling us in. Memory lane.

Prue: Has he mentioned where he's been all our lives?

Piper: Prue...

Prue: I don't understand. If you can afford a spot like this, why didn't you help out when Grams died? We actually could've used it then.

Piper: Give him a chance, Prue. Dad's explained. The money, all this, it's new.

Victor: It's okay, Piper. I'm a big boy. I didn't come back earlier because I was afraid I might disappoint you.

Prue: Too late.

Piper: I wonder what's keeping that dessert?

Victor: Please, sit down. Have something to eat.

Prue: I'm not hungry.

Victor: Always in a hurry, Prue. You skipped crawling and went straight to walking.

Prue: Ah, we're sharing memories. Well, I got one of my own, you're back walking out the door.

B 1.05 - Dream Sorceror

Quote:

Phoebe: Okay. You want to go first?

Piper: No. You go first.

Phoebe: Okay.

(Phoebe snatches a piece of paper off Piper.)

Piper: Hey. That’s not fair.

Phoebe: You want a man who is single, smart, endowed?

Piper: Employed.

Phoebe: Oh, sorry, employed. A man who loves sleeping in on Sunday, sunset bike rides (laughs), cuddling by a roaring fire (laughs) and late-night talks. A man who loves love as much as you do (laughs). Wow. You’re a romantic.

Piper: Yep. Your turn. You want the sexy, silent type that finds you driving through town on the back of a Harley at 3:00 in the morning. A man who appreciates scented candles, body oils and Italian sheets (laughs).

Phoebe: He’s about hunger and lust and danger and even know you know all this, even know you know he’ll never meet your friends or share a holiday meal with your family, you still can’t stay away. And he recycles.

Piper: He recycles?

Phoebe: Yeah. And I think it goes without saying we both want a man who is well... employed.

Piper: You’re seriously twisted. This is the spell we have to say?

Phoebe: Yeah. We’re lucky. If we were men looking for women the spell requires putting a piece of honey cake in a sweaty armpit for day.

Piper: Eww. Maybe we can say this.

Phoebe: Okay.

Phoebe/Piper: I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I am the queen, you’re the bee, as I desire so shall it be. I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I am the queen, you’re the bee, as I desire so shall it be.

Phoebe: You think it worked?

Piper: I don’t know. The big spells usually require all three of us.

(The phone rings.)

Phoebe: Ooh.

Piper: Ooh.

C 1.01 - Something Wicca This Way Comes

Quote:

Prue: I don't get it. I have checked everything, there's no reason why the chandelier should not be working.

Piper: You know how we've been talking about what to do with the spare room? I think you're right, we do need a roommate.

Prue: We can rent the room at a reduce rate in exchange for some help around the house.

Piper: Phoebe's good with a wrench.

Prue: Phoebe lives in New York.

Piper: Not anymore.

Prue: What?

Piper: She left New York. She's moving back in with us.

Prue: You have got to be kidding.

Piper: Well, I could hardly say no. It's her house too. Grams left it to all three of us.

Prue: Yeah, months ago and we haven't seen or spoken to her since.

Piper: Well, you haven't spoken to her.

Prue: No, I haven't. Look, maybe you've forgotten why I'm still mad at her.

Piper: No, of course not but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt.

Prue: And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway?

Piper: A couple of days, maybe a week-or two.

Prue: Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?

(The front door opens and Phoebe walks in.)

Phoebe: Surprise! I found the hide-a-key.

Piper: Phoebe, welcome home.

Phoebe: Hello, Piper. (Piper and Phoebe hug.)

Piper: It's so good to see you. Isn't it, Prue?

Prue: I'm speechless.

D 1.02 - I've Got You Under My Skin ELIMINATED, 2nd Round

Quote:

Phoebe: Oops, sorry. (She walks over to Piper.)

Piper: I'm gonna kill him.

Phoebe: Who?

Piper: Chef Moore. He, of the phony accent, hires me and then quits to open his new place. Thank you very much.

Phoebe: I don't see any customers complaining.

Piper: Hello, I am not a restauranteur. I'm a chef. I have no idea what I am doing. Are you wearing my dress?

E 1.04 - Dead Man Dating

Quote:

Prue: Morning.

Phoebe: Good morning. Hey, I forgot to ask; how was your date with Andy?

Prue: Great, until he asked me to spend my birthday at a spa with him.

Phoebe: (sarcastic) Oh, I hate when they do that.

Piper: For this weekend? You didn’t say yes, did you?

Prue: Well, my body did... screamed it actually. But I don’t know, I just have to think about it.

Phoebe: A weekend of rest, rubdowns and room service. What’s to think about? (Piper bangs a notepad down on the table. Phoebe remembers about the party.) I mean, uh, you could be right. Going away with a guy, is like...

Piper: It’s like bringing them home to meet the parents. It changes everything. And if you’re not sure if you’re ready to make a commitment or not, you know, you don’t wanna send the wrong signal.

Phoebe: Plus, you need a week to prepare for a weekend away. I mean, there’s lingerie shopping, waxing, manicure, pedicure. I mean, it’s basically a full time job and you’ve already got one. So you’ll never be ready, not even if you started packing this second.

Piper: Wow.

Phoebe: Bottom line, unless you’re ready to put your toothbrush next to his, you shouldn’t go.

Prue: You guys aren’t trying to plan another surprise party for me, are you?

Piper: No, never.

Phoebe: No, we’ve given up on trying to surprise you, Prue.

Prue: Well, that’s good because you both know how much I hate surprises.

(She leaves the room.)

F 1.01 - Something Wicca This Way Comes

Quote:

Phoebe: You know I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?

Prue: Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.

Phoebe: Who wants to be normal when we can be special?

Prue: I want to be normal, I want my life to be... you know, isn't this aisle 3?

Phoebe: Well, we can't change what happened. We can't undo our destiny.

Prue: Do you see any aspirin?

Phoebe: I see chamomile tea.

Prue: Look, I have just found out that I'm a witch, that my sisters are witches, and that we have powers that will apparently unleash all forms of evil. Evil that is apparently going to come looking for us. So excuse me Phoebe, but I'm not exactly in a homeopathic mood right now.

Phoebe: Then move you headache out of your mind. (She stares angrily at Phoebe and a bottle of aspirin flies off the shelf and Prue catches it.) You move things when you're upset.

Prue: This is ridiculous! I thought that you landed on your arm, not your head.

Phoebe: You don't believe me.

Prue: Of course I don't believe you.

Phoebe: Ro-ger. (A few more bottle of aspirin fly off the shelf.) Now let's talk about Dad and see what happens.

Prue: He's dead, Phoebe.

Phoebe: No, he's moved from New York, but he's very much alive.

Prue: He isn't to me. He died the day he left mum.

Phoebe: What are you talking about? He's always been a major button pusher for you. You're mad he's alive, you're mad I tried to find him, and you're mad I came back. Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. (All the medicines and bottles fly off the shelves.) Feel better?

Prue: Lots.

Phoebe: The Book of Shadows said our powers would grow.

Prue: Grow to what? (They laugh.)

G 1.03 - Thank You For Not Morphing

Quote:

Phoebe: How big was this dog again?

Prue: Huge. Did you see the scratches on the attic door?

Piper: What was it doing in the house?

Prue: I don't know. Someone obviously left the front door open again.

Phoebe: Why do you always assume it was me? What about Piper?

Piper: Not it.

Phoebe: Well, it's not a big deal. We checked the house and nothing is missing except my Pat Boone Christmas CD.

Piper: Now this is really creepy. If there were a dog in the house, then it had to have an owner. No dog I know can open that front door, let alone reach the top shelf.

Phoebe: Hey, maybe we should get a security system.

Prue: No, they are way too expensive. Besides after what happened, Andy will be checking in every five minutes.

Piper: Oh, you told him.

Phoebe: Convenient. So what should we do?

Prue: Well, either we could rely on our vicious guard cat to protect us or we could remember to lock the doors.

(Prue walks in the laundry.)

Phoebe: That is a really good idea, Prue.

(Phoebe walks over and locks the door. Prue wiggles the door handle. Piper and Phoebe laugh.)

Prue: Unlock the door, Phoebe.

H 1.02 - I've Got You Under My Skin

Quote:

Piper: What are you guys doing in here?

Phoebe: Same thing we do at home.

Prue: What, did you go to the tracks, play the market, what?

Phoebe: The lottery.

Piper: Phoebe!

Phoebe: What did you want me to do? Ignore the premonition? Not help a needy family. That's what we're supposed to do, right?

Prue: No, we are not supposed to use our powers for our own personal gain. That's what it says in the Book Of Shadows.

Piper: Not so loud.

Phoebe: You said we needed money, right? We'll I'm getting some.

Piper: Come on, you guys.

Prue: Well, get a job like everybody else.

Phoebe: I'm using my mind instead.

(Andy enters the kitchen.)

Andy: Prue?

(Andy bumps into a guy holding plates.)

Piper: Watch it! (Piper freezes everyone and the plates before they hit the ground.) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, not again.

Prue: Now look what you've done.

Phoebe: This is my fault?

Piper: You guys aren't freezing?

Phoebe: I guess it doesn't work on witches. Piper, how long does it last?

(Prue looks outside the kitchen and sees that no one is frozen.)

Piper: I don't know, not long.

Prue: Uh, it doesn't work out there either.

Piper: Oh, tell me this isn't happening.

[Cut to outside the kitchen. Morris walks in.]

[Cut back in the kitchen.]

Phoebe: Calm down, it's okay. It's all gonna be okay.

(Prue looks outside again and notices Morris walking towards the kitchen.)

Prue: Oh, God, Andy's partner just came in and he's headed this way.

Piper: What are we gonna do?

Phoebe: Stall him.

(Prue runs out of the kitchen.)

Prue: Hey, Inspector Morris, right?

Morris: That's right. Is Trudeau in there?

Prue: Uh, Andy? I don't know is he?

[Cut back in the kitchen. Phoebe's fanning Piper with a menu.]

Phoebe: Okay, breathe, Piper, breathe.

(Just as Morris opens the door, everyone unfreezes and the plates fall on the floor and break.)

Andy: I really think we should... (He notices Morris there.) talk. What are you doing here? I thought I had five minutes.

Morris: Yeah, I gave you ten.

Piper: Guys, you know, we're really busy in here.

Andy: Yeah, sure.

Prue: Uh, I'll call you later, I promise.

Andy: Okay.

Phoebe: Bye.

(They leave.)

Piper: I hate being a witch.

I 1.05 - Dream Sorceror ELIMINATED, 1st Round

Quote:

Dream Sorcerer: Do you like the dress?

Prue: I’ve worn better.

Dream Sorcerer: Hmm, yeah.

J 1.04 - Dead Man Dating

Quote:

Piper: Phoebe!

Phoebe: Piper! I am so busted, aren’t I?

Piper: Are you out of your mind, again?

Phoebe: No, I’m The Amazing Phoebe.

Piper: This is not funny. Our powers are supposed to be a secret, not a marketable job skill.

-Fated to Love- · 06-28-2009, 10:14 PM

¨¨~ J Erlotiel L ~¨¨ · 06-29-2009, 05:03 AM

A - 1
I - 1

**runawaaay** · 06-30-2009, 04:41 AM

I vote for I

jimbo22 · 07-03-2009, 07:47 AM

I vote for I

***Artemis*** · 07-03-2009, 11:53 AM

Movietime Blues · 07-08-2009, 06:35 PM

A - 1
I - 5

I is Eliminated

Let's start the next round

¨¨~ J Erlotiel L ~¨¨ · 07-16-2009, 10:05 AM

Voting off D.

Blackforestangel · 03-06-2015, 02:45 AM

Voted for D as well.

True Charmed Blood · 03-06-2015, 01:23 PM

I'm voting off A

¨¨~ J Erlotiel L ~¨¨ · 03-07-2015, 11:29 AM

Voting for J

Movietime Blues · 03-07-2015, 07:56 PM

A : 1
d : 2
j : 1

**Summer Falls** · 04-12-2015, 08:44 AM

A : 1
d : 2
j : 2

irishgirl418 · 06-22-2015, 12:08 PM

Movietime Blues · 06-22-2015, 10:49 PM

A : 1
d : 3
j : 2

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