Movietime Blues

Phoebe: Why didn’t you invite him in?

Prue: Who?

Phoebe: Your date. The guy you’ve been smooching on the porch for the last ten minutes.

Prue: Eavesdropping were you?

Phoebe: Well, I’m single again, so I have no choice but to live vicariously through your love life.

runawaaay

lol Phoebe writing in the Book during that scene

Movietime Blues

Prue: (in the phone) Hello?

Piper: Prue, hey, where are you?

Prue: Hey, I'm on my way home from work. Hey, you will never guess what I found on the internet. Remember Micah?

Piper: The 17th century hottie? Wow, it's hard to forget.

Phoebe: Okay, enough about the past, tell her about the present.

Prue: Well, I traced his ancestors and found an entire history of the village that we visited. I figured it might give us a clue to the identity of the demon that the triad sent to kill us.

Piper: Prue, honey, aren't you forgetting something?

Prue: No, my photo shoot's not until tomorrow.

Piper: No, I mean something else. Like, uh, your date.

Prue: Oh, oh, Sean, oh. Alright, uh, just give him a drink.

Piper: If we give him anymore we're gonna have to send him to an A.A. meeting.

Prue: How long's he been there?

Piper: I'd say about an hour and 327 peanuts.

Prue: Alright, so what do I do?

Piper: Well, remorse is good and attendance is better.

Prue: Piper, I'm half way across town, besides, I've gotta go home and-and look up all this demon stuff.

Piper: Well, can't it wait?

Prue: What, and you think the triad will? Right, we have to get them before they get to us. Just tell him that I got hung up at work and that I'll make it up to him.

Piper: Alrighty then.

(She hangs up.)

runawaaay

Prue forgot her date

canthaveyou

Prue really pushed aside her personal life to fight evil.

runawaaay

You gotta love her for that

Movietime Blues

Paige: Uh! Are you trying to kill us?

Piper: No, I'm trying to get a little attention around here, which these days seems to require a small explosion.

Paige: Well, excuse me for trying to focus.

Piper: Focus? Paige, ever since you quit your job you've been on some weird witchcraft mission. Now, I miss my sister and I can not stand the constant reek of your potions.

Paige: Well, since when do your nasal passages take precedence over my potions?

Piper: Since I got pregnant and my senses went into over drive. But that's alright, you know, you've been busy, maybe you haven't noticed.

Paige: Look, I gave up a promising career so I could focus on the craft and no offense, Piper, I've still got a lot to learn. Which means I can't just sit around the house chit-chatting.

Piper: Paige, I don't wanna chat. I got problems here. Geez, you look like my husband with boobs.

runawaaay

Love the Husband with boobs line

Movietime Blues

Leo: Long night?

Phoebe: Leo! Yeah, hey, I'm just working on trying to find that mystery demon, trying to come up with some summoning spells.

Leo: Any luck?

Phoebe: No, but I gave that thing that they threw at us to Chris, hoping he could get a lead with the underworld contacts, you know.

(Leo picks up the scrunched piece of paper and reads it.)

Leo: "Dear Sad in San Jose, if your husband is impotent, try a cold shower." Nice spell.

Phoebe: Give me that. Don't ask.

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Movietime Blues

Phoebe: With the love that is everything good and pure, why have we never bothered to get air conditioning?

Piper: Because we live in San Francisco where the temperature rarely goes above 75º.

Phoebe: Okay, well, it's at 90 now, can we get one today, please?

Piper: Yeah, we could if it was not for this little expenditure here.

(Piper hands her the phone bill.)

Phoebe: Uh-oh. Yeah, that's a lot of phone calls to Hong Kong.

Piper: Yes, it is.

Phoebe: Okay, before you start yelling, let me just explain to you I'm trying to figure out where Jason and I stand, and to do that it requires a lot of phone calls. You're gonna throw that glass at me, aren't you?

Piper: No, honey, I get it. You know, it is a very big phone bill, but if you have to choose between true love and air conditioning, I'd say it's a no brainer.

Phoebe: Who are you and what have you done to my sister?

runawaaay

Piper was being uncharecteristically calm

Summer Falls

true

i still wonder how they kept the house would of cost them a lot of money

canthaveyou

^ I imagine the house had been paid off long before they inherited it.

Movietime Blues

Leo: Another witch has been killed.

Phoebe: Oh, no.

Leo: Yeah, the police found her body at the Canon Theatre.

Piper: Well, we should go there and see what we can find out.

Phoebe: We've gotta call Morris on the way. Make sure he can get us in. (to Cole) And no you can not come. Someone might recognise you from when you posed as a DA.

Cole: I don't get to go anywhere anymore.

Paige: You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.