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Old 03-04-2004, 10:00 PM
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Things The JoA Cast Would Never Say #1:Because God Knows All

Hey, crappy title, but good point. I've seen these on other boards and thought it could be fun.

Adam: Screw art,screw this hoodie and beanie, and screw you Joan.

Iris: (to Joan) It was never Adam I wanted...
Joan: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Iris: *with deep voice* Ok, this is my real voice. My last name, Sat-nevermind that!

Luke: I hate sciene, I hate my family, but I do love my best friend. I mean I *really* love him. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Kevin stands up out of his wheelchair and begins walking on water.
Kevin: I'm like the son of God.
Joan glares at Helen and CuteboyGod
Helen: It was 1984, it was a different time, Joan.
CuteboyGod: *shrug* Your Mom was hot.

Joan: I can't do that, my Dad's-
Grace/Adam: A cop, we know!

CuteboyGod: Joan, I'd like you to meet my *long* time girlfriend, Mary M.

Grace: I want to be a cheerleader!

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[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] those are great.

I will give it a try...

Grace: Luke, you are one sexy geek.

[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] ahh that was cheesy
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Old 03-04-2004, 10:39 PM
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Haha. Nab, thanks for starting this thread. I was waiting to see if anyone was going to do it.

CuteboyGod: C'mon Joan. You. Me. Vegas. I'll let you know why it's really called sin city.

Joan: Adam, I don't just like you.
Adam: Damn, that's too bad, cause dude, your mom's hot.

Iris: Yeah, you're right, my voice *is* annoying.

Hehe. Yeah, I'm bad.
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Old 03-04-2004, 11:05 PM
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[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Those are great. Vegas. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] OMCBG! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Iris: *to Adam* We're through. I've found someone else.
Glynnis: *to Luke* Me too.
(Iris & Glynnis walk off hand in hand)

Joan: *to Iris* I talk to God.
Iris: *not impressed* Big deal. I talk to Satan.

Joan, Luke, Grace, Adam, Glynnis, Friedman, and Iris (aka The Arcadia Scooby Gang) all corner CuteBoyGod.
Joan: Okay, God, let's see who you really are.
(pulls off mask)
All: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Mr. Price?!

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Yeah... it's lame... love the CBG ones by the way [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 03-05-2004, 03:27 AM
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I love these kind of threads!


Joan: I talk to God
Luke: I talk to Elvis
Joan: That's not fair!

Iris: Hey A
Adam: STOP CALLING ME A! What kind of name is A?! Did your forget the alphabet and the only thing you can remember is A?!
Iris: *runs off crying* Hooked on phonic didn't work for me!

Grace: What's with all the garlic?
Luke: We are actually top secret vampire hunters, the geek is just my alter ego
Grace: Kinky
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ChessmasterGod: Luke... I am your father...

CuteBoyGod: *to Joan* You're not growing a tail by any chance...

CuteBoyGod: *on Joan's laundry fiasco* That was so BACON!

[img]smilies/look.gif[/img] Sorry, had to get all the Kris Lemche references out of my system...

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Old 03-05-2004, 04:11 PM
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Price: I'm been hard on you Joan, because I-I love you.
Joan: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Grace: [img]smilies/puke.gif[/img]
Adam: [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Adam: Cha, Jane. *pause* You know, you're name isn't even Jane. And what the hell does 'Cha' mean? It's not even a word.
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Nab, [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] You're too funny.

Luke: The science geek thing, it's just an act. I'm really a male gigolo.

Joan: Adam, there's something I need to tell you.
Adam: You love me?
Joan: No...I'm pregnant. And Friedman's the father.

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[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Thats great. I love the Adam talking about the cha word and the Joan/Friedman one. Ah and also the Luke being a gigolo [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Joan: Adam, Im in love with Cuteboy God.
Adam: Huh?
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Grace: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Adam: Cha, totally

Iris: Hey Jane are we stil going to the mall after school?
Joan: Of course I!
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[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Those are some great ones! [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img]

CuteBoyGod: I'm sorry, Iris, but the viewers have spoken. You are booted off the show.
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Joan: Adam, I talk to God... and he talks back.
Adam: Dude! He told me I was the only one!
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Friedman: Let's say me and you hit the sack. ::wink::
Luke: As long as I get the top.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Adam loves Jane:
<STRONG>Joan: Adam, I talk to God... and he talks back.
Adam: Dude! He told me I was the only one!
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lol. Good?
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Joan: Luke, remember when I told you there wasn't a baby? Well, I lied.
Luke: You mean... you are pregnant?!
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Joan: Sure Friedman, I'll go to prom with you. Pick me up at 8?
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Grace: Oh baby, that was a good kiss.
Friedman: Glad you though so.
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