One Tree Hill - Conspiracy Theorists (JLs) #45: We want to know what James got Joie for her birthday!

miSStakentriSh · 04-02-2005, 02:50 PM

ConspiracyTheorists (JLs) #45: We want to know what James got Joie for her birthday!

Welcome to the appreciation thread, started by gottaluvlafferty, for James Lafferty and Bethany Joy Lenz, who as you know, play Nathan Scott and Haley James Scott, the on-screen married couple of One Tree Hill. Chemistry definitely flares on-screen but hey, what about off? There has been speculation that the JLs are dating in real life. Of course both claim to be single but we know how they like to be covert . Plus you never know what goes on behind the camera's...look at Chad and Sophia. So this thread is for those that believe that *something* is going on with these two. Our name "Conspiracy Theorists" was created by Vilandra-N-Kivar Lover aka Whitney and us CTs will continue speculating until these two just admit it already!

The JLs' Fact and Rumors
A collection of evidence to support our theories and/or that gets us started on new ones

1.) In teen people James "wouldn't say if he's single." This is presumeably around the time that he and his girlfriend from Hemet broke up. Sources say she was jealous of Joie. He is now admittedly single. At least from her.
2.) When Joy was on the Menu the thing on the side said: "Bethany is rumored to be dating her One Tree Hill costar (and on screen boyfriend) James Lafferty in real life!"
3.) There are rumors that James broke up with his girlfriend because he liked someone else. If it's true we know who..
4.) Total rumor, we don't know where this came from, I was reading in a web site and they were talking to James and they asked who is he most close to and he said, "Joie, is like my best girl-friend." They were asking if he ever would date her and he said "HELL YEAH, I WOULD DATE HER, WE HANG OUT ALL THE TIME AND HAVE FUN BUT MY GIRLFRIEND GETS IN THE WAY," he said laughing.
5.) James was asking Joie on set what to get for lunch and she answered, "Just get whatever you know what I like!"
6.) Apparently she’s teaching him guitar and said "he's getting pretty good" on TRL.
7.) They’ve been spotted going into van's and/or trailers together, even when they have to change wardrobe's..TWICE!
8.) At TRL it was so obvious, he was pissed he didn’t remember what soap she'd been on and she knew his birthplace like that *Snaps fingers* and they mouthed things to each other and Sophia/Chad looked at James like, "You should've known that!"
9.) They stand next to each other at TRL and for pics and he is always staring at her on TRL. Also, in their second time at TRL she grazed his arm when she didn’t have to. Yeah, TRL is our biggest evidence.
10.) She said in J -14 "I love him to death and think he's awesome" and this after admitting they don’t have much in common,neither do NH, and she said "It's funny we have nothing in common and I’m married to him!" (we need to get the exact quote) So she inverted b/w fiction and reality, but we already know those lines have been crossed.
11.) James stalled before saying "I’m alone." on TRL as if he was thinking "I'm not alone but we're hiding our relationship so don’t say anything."
12.) On the DVD she knows an awful lot about what’s in and not in his house, so we assume she's been there a lot which means they hang out off-set and not just to get lunch. She goes to his house and she was the only one who knew how unfurnished his house was.
13.) Also, on the DVD she says he owes her honey. Heehee that could have so many meanings
14.) When Chad on the DVD says NH got married for the sex he tells her to "defend the character" which means James likes NH. We're pretty sure he's into Joie, too.
15.) Again on the DVD, she mentions how perhaps she may have been crying before taping a scene in TGTPU because her eyes look tired. Everyone comments besides James, who is oddly quiet. Hmm...could the lovely JLs have had a fight? Well, we know they made up.
16.) Again on the DVDs when she says her hair looks good, he laughs the loudest. We know he agrees.
17.) And again on the DVDs, the whole cast support NH and better yet S/H, especially, cheer like crazy when the JLs get all hott and heavy! Could this be because they know whats REALLY going on?
18.) Amber are very lucky SPY reported this "Ok, yesterday during filming Joie was back, now I didnt see her alone we had this outside scene and I look around and I see James and Joie walking around the corner together and I could have sworn that I saw his arm around her. So that made my day right there, but that is not the end, at lunch I got off the van and I saw James and then when I was waiting in line I saw Joie, James was waiting for Joie to get in the van that was soooooo cute!! And then the best part we had a scene and she couldnt do the scene without James she said "I'm sorry I cant do this intimate of a converstation with some one who isnt James" and then becasue I saw her calling someone and to my surprise it was none other than Baby James I heard the convo, and she said "Will you do this for me?" and they did the scene together! it was soooo sweet!"

Random: ->"It was up to James and Joy and in many ways, it still is."
Written by Mark Schwahn a.k.a A Closet Conspiracy Theorist

*The JLs Supporters*
1. gottaluvlafferty
2. fhband05
3. Crack of Doom
4. Li_Campos
5. truelovepj
6. NaleyChick101
7. luv2chat23
8. Jay_10
9. heather23
10. Immortal CandyGirl
11. emptyhearted Grl
12. SweetSymphony
13. ** Rachel S **
14. angel_wings05
15. distant_soul
16. iheartmrlafferty
17. ***BrOkEn***
18. OtHlUvR23
19. Sick And Twisted
20. punkmusicc
21. nal3y_fan
22. ~jacqui~
23. stand by me
24. hotforjames
25. Rozfan928
26. missnic1129
27. klm111a
28. Hillylovesjames
29. ~Naleylove22~
30. Lindsey_JL23
31. somewhereelse
32. .:AmandaScott:.
33. Starry812
34. Callalily
35. Luvsmusic
36. Sprinkle13181
37. .:Farah:.
38. funniehunnie88
39. BabyJamesIsMine
40. ..:*babi_gurl311*:..
41. miSStakentriSh
42. Rosebud55
43. Sassyjoy
44. londonrose
45. distant_soul
46. iluvpucca
47. mystic2182
48. BBallinGurl31
49. M_J_23
50. londonrose
51. naleyrocks23
52. g1nandjuic3
53. BabyJames'Girl
54. Kayley
55. KaLiPinAy23
56. tinkerbell02la
57. Finn21
58. lovestruck648
59. katie_jane
60. Sick And Twisted
61. welshgirlyUK
62. MrsJamesLafferty
63. Idlewild
64. carriebear22
65. HayleyJ
66. pinkpretzel
67. bluerose4lyphe
68. all that glitters
69. abby-anne
70. luvjls23
71. NaleyScott23
72. JLsNHLuver23
73. Whit89
74. Naleyfan004eva
75. LaleyAddiction_213
76. adamsartangel
77. ~*jus5lookin4_her6~*
78. OneTreeHillQT
79. Sarah's Twin
80. ForeverEnds23
81. Ravens23
82. Renata M.
83. HaleyJamesScott
84. tbsrocks69
85. Rhody617
86. dentyne.ice
87. HaleyScott
88. TaRHeELPrInCeSs08
89. James_is_my_baby23
90. NaleyLove
91. UNCTarheelgurly
92. LebaneaseTease
93. IDressInGold
94. nadini
95. charlie05
96. Vivianaley23
97. s u n k i s s e d 0 7
98. sexyjames!!
99. SluttyDeb
100. Ali213
101. hockeyfanforlife
102. othlov3r23
103. TiNA 23
104. mela23
105. lil souljah
106. sweetbabyj
107. SupportMcPhee
108. Adema
109. BaByJaMeSgIrL23
110. foxybabygirl
111. Rogue_Faerie
112. charmingjen
113. ~Jewel~
114. shellyw9
115. MLMluvsOTH
116. kudo04
117. ~Anna~
118. dazzled423
119. *nathanhaley*
120. PrinssDi
121. andrea8413
122. naley4ever89
123. Emelie
124. surfrusty
125. AnnieN

History/Theory behind the Watch
The reason behind the newfound obsession for THE WATCH came about because Mel (mystic2182) always asked for pictures of it over on James' thread. Coming over to the CT thread, the discussion turned to everyone's love for THE WATCH. It was noticed that James wore it both on-set and off-set... and someone mentioned the possibility that James received it as a gift from his girlfriend Joie... thus a monster was born...

Obsessors of THE WATCH*

1. mystic2182 (Mel)
2. KaLiPinAy23 (Lyn)
3. pinkpretzel (Elise)
4. welshygirlyUK (Tasha)
5. abby-anne
6. gottaluvlafferty (Tiffani)
7. katinthehat (Kat)
8. adamsartangel
9. JLsNHLuver23 (Carly)
10. BabyJamesIsMine (Jackie)
11. naleyrocks23 (Anna)
12. takenforaride (Katie)
13. .:AmandaScott:.
14. OneTreeHillQT (Kim)
15. .:Farah:.
16. Lindsey_JL23
17. Callalily
18. OtHlUvR23 (Jess)
19. Naleyfan004eva (Mackenzie)
20. luvjls23 (Sam)
21. Sarah's Twin (Marcie)
22. Heather23 (Heather)
23. Immortal CandyGirl
24. somewhereelse
25. othlov3r23 (roxy)
26. mela23
27. sweetbabyj
28. shellyw9
29. MLMluvsOTH
30. kudo04
31. ~Anna~

*THE WATCH Supporters' Name is credited to Mel.
The OFFICIAL Watch banner is credited to luvjls23.

"Untitled C.T. Poem"

The CT pride stands tall
The CT pride conquers all
A touch of J-La and a sprinkle of Joie
Is what brings us CTers to all enjoy.
A glance of his sexy abs.
A glance of her beautiful face.
Enlightens our day.
Gives us all grace.
From the looks on TV,
To the secrets that they hold.
Their true love shines upon,
And it begins to unfold.
From Nathan to Haley
From Joie to James
We love this couple
No matter what there names!
On screen he's her boytoy,
And she's his tutor-bunny.
In real-life their simply JL's
With their jars of honey.
Even though it wasn’t one of my best subjects
I, with all my CTers, enjoy their chemistry
We could use some sex scenes here and there
A naked James with Joie is all we want to see!
We'll take the nakedness any which way,
We'll have the naked JL's anyday!
A killing of the Chris we ask for too,
It's inevitable, and something to do.
It was a simple crush.
A simple kiss.
A simple hug.
No body wants to miss.
He started off as a Baller
Someone she taught
And now they’re a union of one.
Mr. And Mrs. Scott.

This poem was brought to you by Mela-baby and Tacha-T!

Thread 34 Lives On!

The muffin joke:

Once, there were two muffins in an oven. One muffin goes, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "Wow, a talking muffin!"

The JLs joke:

There were two hot people in the oven. James goes, "Wow, it's getting hot in here." Joie says, "Let's take off our clothes!"

Dictionary Word Of The Day:
[Thanks Pinky

]

Spoonerism \SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm\, noun:
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of
words.

Some examples:
* We all know what it is to have a half-warmed fish
["half-formed wish"] inside us.
* The Lord is a shoving leopard ["loving shepherd"].
* It is kisstomary to cuss ["customary to kiss"] the bride.
* Is the bean dizzy ["dean busy"]?
* When the boys come back from France, we'll have the hags
flung out ["flags hung out"]!
* Let me sew you to your sheet ["show you to your seat"].

Edward Spoonerism:

The CTs very own newsreporter. He will go through ANYTHING to give us all the juicy details about our lovely JLs. Infamous for his black high heels, and fitting skirt, he is sure to be a rising star all over the world. [Picture credited to R-bear

]

"The Gift Of All Gifts"

James: 10 o' clock.

James: She should be home any minute now.

Joie: James? Honey, I'm home!

James: Do you love? Or do you love me?
Joie: Can I pick both? What's this all about?

James: Well, I want to ask you something...

Joie: Aw snap! No you didn't!
James: Will you marry me?

Joie: YES! YES! YES!

Nicknaming frenzy remains! Thank you Shades (a.k.a Rina)
Trisha: Tacha-T, Ice-T, Imba, T
Roxy: R-bear, Pebbles, Beauty
Sydney: SchizoSis1, Syd, P. Sherman
Nadine: N-kins, Nadikins
Rina: Shades
Andrea: GW, GlowWorm
Colie: Brocolie
Lindsey: HOB, Linds
Mela: Mela-boo, Mela-baby
Jackie: Jacks, Jackster
Calla: Queen, Queeny
Sophie: Lavender
Amber: Buzzy
Amber: Sprinkles
(will be adding names as they are recieved)

Tips to Virgins of Starting a Thread:

1) Do not be nervous. It'll be over in a matter of minutes.
2) You'll be antsy afterwards, but it's normal.
3) You won't screw up, it's the taunting of the human mind to make you think that.
4) It's quite exciting.

Pictures credited to www.daretomove.net

If anyone wishes to be added to the list, any of the lists, please PM the thread starter

miSStakentriSh · 04-02-2005, 02:52 PM

Post away! While I fix the thread!

Shades, can't wait for Chapter 4!

MLMluvsOTH · 04-02-2005, 02:54 PM

Chapter 4

“We sure did make good progress tonight.” Brocolie said as she entered their secret meeting spot.

“yah, again bravo for the rock placement, Pebbles. It really was pure genius,” Glowworm said.

“Oh shucks, it was nothing. It wouldn’t have worked nearly as well if the lights hadn’t gone off at the right time. You’re timing on that one was perfect, Glowworm.”

“Thanks.”

“Hey guys, Where’s Shades?” Ice-T asked as she made her way into the room as well.

“I don’t know. She said she would meet us here after the job was done. Maybe she just got held up someplace,” Said Brocolie.

“Well she better get here quick because I’m tired. I need my beauty rest,” said Ice-T as she walked through the meeting room towards the kitchen, “I’m going to go get something to drink, you guys want anything?”

“Yah I’ll have a…”

“AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

Brocolie started to respond but was quickly stifled by Ice-T’s screams.

“Ice-T? What happened?” They all rushed to see what was going on in the kitchen.

“Oh I’ll tell you what happened?” Ice-T said as she walked out of the kitchen with two kids in her grasped being held by the collar of their shirts, “This is what happened.”

Brocolie, Glowworm, and Pebbles gasped at the site in front of them.

“How did you guys get in here?” Pebbles asked.

The kids remained silent.

“Answer them!!” Ice-T demanded as she gripped their collars tighter.

“Ok ok,” screamed one of them, “We came through the window, it was opened.”

“Why?” asked Brocolie.

“Because we wanted to see if the rumors were true.”

“What rumors?” Ice-T asked.

“The rumors that say that you guys are trying to get the Jls together.”

Brocolie, Ice-T, Glowworm, and Pebbles all looked at each other, “Where did you hear that?”

“Everywhere!! Edward Spoonerism just did a report on mysterious happenings occurring in Wilmington with the Jls. He even had a picture of a shadow of one you guys. It was great!!!”

“Just great!!” Ice-T said as she released the two kids from her grasped and pushed them on the couch, “This is just what we need. Media coverage. Now everyone is going to be knocking on our door wondering if we are trying to get the Jls together.”

“So it’s true?”

The Cters gave each other a silent glance at one another.

“What’s your name kid?”

“Sprinkle.”

“And yours?”

“Buzzy.”

“Well Buzzy and Sprinkle, Can you keep a secret?” asked Pebbles.

They both looked at each other and nodded their heads.

“Well then yah it’s true.”

Smiles quickly appeared on Sprinkle and Buzzy’s face, “AWESOME!!!!!” They both yelled and started jumping up and down, “Can we be Cter’s too?”

“Wait…what?…no!!!” said Ice-T, “This ain’t some kind of kid’s club. This is a job, an important job. We don’t have time to babysit you guys.”

“Ice-T! That’s a little harsh don’t you think?” said Glowworm.

“What? I’m telling the truth. If you think Shades is going to see it any differently then you haven’t been working in the same place I have been the past 6 years.”

“But Maybe---”

Just then the door of their meeting place opened and quickly slammed as soon as Shades entered the room.

“Oh, well that doesn’t sound good,” Brocolie said as she sat down on the couch.

“I can’t believe this,” Shades mumbled as she walked through the room and started pacing, “All that hard work out the window just like that.”

“Shades, what are you mumbling about?” asked Pebbles.

“I’ll tell you what I’m mumbling about…Lavender.”

Everyone stopped at the mention of the name.

“Yah that’s right. She just set us back several months.”

“What’d she do?”

“She made James kiss Joy and she ran away right after it. They weren’t ready for it. Ugh!!! I could throw something.” Shades said as she looked up at the group and noticed two extra people, “Who are you?”

“Um….Sprinkle.”

“And Buzzy.”

“And you’re here…why?”

“Because we want to be Cters like you guys!!”

Shades rolled her eyes, “Just great!! Can this day get any worst?? First Lavender, now kids!!! Ugh, I’m gonna get a drink.” Shades said as she left the room and went into the kitchen.

“Um…Can I ask a question?” said Buzzy.

“It depends. What is it?” responded Glowworm.

“Who is Lavender?”
“Oh, Well that’s a long story. She used to be one of us before she developed these super powers and kind of got full of herself.”

“What are her powers?” asked Sprinkle.

“She can blow out this lavender like fragrance that can pretty much arouse the male species. It’s a great power for the job but you have to use it at the right time or else it could ruin everything,” Explained Pebbles.

“Oh, why do Shades and Lavender hate each other so much?”

“They don’t hate each other. They just clash sometimes. It all happened with the Josh and Katie job.”

“Josh and Katie?”

“yah Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes. You guys are too young to know anything about them. Anyway It was a great job. They were dating and every so often we would get some PDA’s but they still weren’t coming out to the public. I guess Katie didn’t feel comfortable with having her relationships being publicized. Anyway, one day Lavender was just a little too anxious and used her powers to make Joshua pretty much be all over Katie in a very public restaurant. She wasn’t too happy with his performance and broke up with him a few weeks later claiming that they were too different. Yah that was definitely a bad day for Shades. She took it pretty hard and went off on Lavender and ever since then, they have been doing their own thing.”

“Whoa!” Sprinkle and Buzzy both expressed.

“So Lavender just did to the Jls what she did to Josh and Katie?” asked Buzzy.

“Who knows? The Jls might be able to look past this one.”

“Well we could fix this,” said Buzzy.

“Yah we can prove to you guys that you don’t have to babysit us.” said Sprinkle, “We can fix the Jls and make everything right again.”

“What exactly do you guys have in mind?”

Foxxy03 · 04-02-2005, 02:55 PM

Hey I just wanted to say, although you already know..

I have a friend that is constantly on set, and she said that they are ALWAYS together. Sooo cute. They dont hang out with one person more than each other.

MLMluvsOTH · 04-02-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foxxy03

Hey I just wanted to say, although you already know..

I have a friend that is constantly on set, and she said that they are ALWAYS together. Sooo cute. They dont hang out with one person more than each other.

Carrie that's heart warming. I love hearing that kind of stuff

miSStakentriSh · 04-02-2005, 02:59 PM

Shades, BRILLIANT just BRILLIANT!

I love it!

Love the mention of Edward!

EDWARD SPOONERISMMMMMMM. He's my idol.

gottaluvlafferty · 04-02-2005, 02:59 PM

hey yall!!!!
i cant wait till the final four comes on.now im whatching post final four stuff and i cant wait till colie comes back i hope she has jl news!

miSStakentriSh · 04-02-2005, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foxxy03

Hey I just wanted to say, although you already know..

I have a friend that is constantly on set, and she said that they are ALWAYS together. Sooo cute. They dont hang out with one person more than each other.

Thank you for that info, Carrie! Totally makes my heart melt with happiness! Omcrud. I just squealed!

~Adema~ · 04-02-2005, 03:01 PM

Oh, new thread! And I'm on the first page? Wow! It's fantastic to be on the first page of this thread!!!

Ouh, news about the JLs. Soo lovely. Thanks for it!!

othlov3r23 · 04-02-2005, 03:04 PM

hahahaah i picked an awesome time to go on today!!

Shades!! awesome update!! LOVE IT!!! love it love it love it!!

hahaha i feel so smart!!

T, great thread in advance!

Foxxy03, thanks for telling us that!!

warms my heart.... can't wait for Brocolie to come back!! hopefully she has some good JL news!!

i hope we at least get something like a JL hug!

MLMluvsOTH · 04-02-2005, 03:04 PM

ok girls, glad u liked the chapter. I have to go off to do a group project. Ugh I hate group projects

miSStakentriSh · 04-02-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLMluvsOTH

ok girls, glad u liked the chapter. I have to go off to do a group project. Ugh I hate group projects

Awww bye Shades!

R-bear!

.:AmandaScott:. · 04-02-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foxxy03

Hey I just wanted to say, although you already know..

I have a friend that is constantly on set, and she said that they are ALWAYS together. Sooo cute. They dont hang out with one person more than each other.

Aww really?

Always cool to hear

Rogue_Faerie · 04-02-2005, 03:07 PM

Shades , loved the update. hehe, Buzzy & I gots a plan

we rule! haha
out of curiosity, how old are we compared to everyone else?

Trishie- love the title, good job

othlov3r23 · 04-02-2005, 03:08 PM

awww bye shades!!

T,

do you know how many things i have running through my head with all the things james might do for joie's b-day..... hahaha gutter thoughts or not they're all soo sweet!!