One Tree Hill - Anti Brooke/Lucas # 31: B/C What's Romantic About a Gangrene Infected Amputated Limb?

**Nonna** · 06-26-2005, 05:47 PM

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This is a thread to discuss the faults in the relationship between Lucas and Brooke.

Please, do not bash other people or their posts. Also, please do not bash the opinions of this couple's supporters. Please do not bash Chad or Sophia. Thank you. If you support this couple, I suggest you stay out of here.

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By: Erica

Haters
1. randomalien13 (Kelly)
2. a*shot*of*whiskey (Laurie)
3. terresita (Teresa)
4. leytonforever8 (Amber)
5. LeytonRocksForever (Jennifer)
6. tlc4ever312
7. moni8 (Monica)
8. heartless.girl
9. curlyhead
10. kateschechter (Erin)
11. RoswellDreamer5 (Christy)
12. nessa24
13. ~Pacey's Girl~ (Erica/Forky)
14. AlexB
15. LMS
16. Foxxy03 (Carrie)
17. cliffy spuffy dreamer
18. Jer][choGirl (Roxie)
19. Unpredictable
20. ashley's alias
21. MarstersAngel (Jennifer)
22. Tarhillel
23. hshapir2
24. Sassyjoy
25. luck*7
26. Diana314
27. ComeAwayWithMe (Laura)
28. TaRhEeLPrInCeSs08 (Colie)
29. James_is_my_baby23
30. Jen6666
31. True Daisy lover4ever
32. born2standout
33. BehIndxHazELxEyes
34. SupportMcPhee
35. miss sawyer* (Bri)
36. oth/ggfan
37. GREATSHOW ...
38. Claire&CharlieFan4eva (Beth)
39. ~*drown-in-fate*~
40. lalatina15
41. write2me (Nonna)
42. sweetbabyj
43. Buttacup
44. lil souljah
45. OTHLucasFan3
46. miSStakentriSh (Trish)
47. moonstar0516
48. IHearTLeytoN
49. LPAddict (Dani)
50. Forever Eden
51. Kiwi_Roswellian
52. Butterflygirl
53. shh-shh-sheena
54. Departure (Maggie)
55. lovinleyton320 (Jessica)
56. CrunkPunk88
57. AshlynDenae
58. Rhody617 (Amanda)
59. leytongrl07
60. Laurababora
61. *CarlyBabes*
62. MichaelVartanIsSexy (Mel)
63. BabyJamesGal22 (Gem)
64. that_70s_gurl101 (Roxy)
65. Beppergirl (Gaby)
66. mmmelanie
67. Wilpen
68. Vivianaley23
69. mysocalledlife
70. xocourtneyxo
71. SethxMarissa (Sonia)
72. AppleBehryGrl23

By: Steph

By: randomalien13 ~ Kelly

By: Erica ~Pacey's Girl~

*Words that remind us of Brucass*

1.Fake: Falsely present something as genuine; to make or produce something and claim it is genuine when it is not

2.Contrived: Not spontaneous; intended to appear spontaneous or genuine but really planned or affected

3.Fling: Short affair; a brief sexual relationship

4.Fabrication: To make up something that is not true

5.(On a) rebound: Starting something new in the wake of a disappointment or setback, often the ending of a relationship, and therefore feeling uneasy or vulnerable

6.Absurd: Askance, askant, askew, asymmetrical, awry, cam, crazy, crookedly, cross-eyed, esophoric, lopsided, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, squinty

7.Asinine: Of or belonging to, or having the qualities of, the ass, as stupidity and obstinacy.

8.Ludicrous: Ridiculously absurd.

9.Nonsensical: Without sense; unmeaning; absurd; foolish; irrational;
preposterous.

10.Ridiculous: Fitted to excite ridicule; absurd and laughable; unworthy
of serious consideration; as, a ridiculous dress or
behavior.

11.Rubbishy: cheap and inferior; of no value

12.Senseless: Destitute of, deficient in, or contrary to, sense; without
sensibility or feeling; unconscious; stupid; foolish; unwise;
unreasonable.

13.Sadistic: deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting
pain on another

14.Masochistic: deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from being abused
or dominated

15.Phony: Imitating something superior; intended to deceive;
fraudulent; having a misleading appearance; not genuine;
false; counterfeit;Pretending to be other than one is; putting on false
appearances; insincere; hypocritical; -- of people.

16.Mimic: To imitate or ape for sport; to ridicule by imitation.To assume a resemblance to (some other organism of
a totally different nature, or some surrounding object),
as a means of protection or advantage

17.Poser: A person who habitually pretends to be something he is not

18.Spurious: Not proceeding from the true source, or from the source
pretended; not genuine; counterfeit; false; adulterate

19.Fraud: Deception deliberately practiced with a view to gaining an
unlawful or unfair advantage; artifice by which the right
or interest of another is injured; injurious stratagem;
deceit; trick.

20.Deception: The act of deceiving or misleading.

21.Vain: Having no real substance, value, or importance; empty;
void; worthless; unsatisfying.

22.Irritate: (what they make us) To excite anger or displeasure in; to provoke; to tease;to exasperate; to annoy; to vex;

23.Opposite: Extremely different; inconsistent; contrary; repugnant;
antagonistic.

24.Repugnant: Disposed to fight against; hostile; at war with; being at
variance; contrary; inconsistent; refractory; disobedient;
also, distasteful in a high degree; offensive;

25.Puke: To eject the contests of the stomach; to vomit; to spew (couldn't resist. )

26.Nauseate: To become squeamish; to feel nausea; to turn away with
disgust.

27.Zzzzzz: Noise made while one is sleeping (in this case, out of boredom)

28.Insipid: Lacking qualities that excite interest or significance; dull, banal, dead, dry, ho hum, nothing, stupid, pointless, yawn

Made by: Autumn_hope (Rae)

Reasons Why We Hate B/L:

1) Because Lucas has suddenly developed a case of amnesia.
2) Because their relationship was only about sex.
3) Because they have nothing in common.
4) Because they stalk each other.
5) Because Brooke is desperate and needy around Lucas.
6) Because Lucas can't make up his mind and it's frustrating.
7) Because Lucas treated Brooke like yesterday's garbage.
8) Because Brooke lied to him about being pregnant.
9) Because they bring out the worst in each other.
10) Because Lucas only wants her when she's with someone else.
11) Because they're even worse as friends.
12) Because everything about them is fabrication.
13) Because forcing a connection is not chemistry.
14) Because it's apparent that season 1 was a joke and one big lie.
15) Because they're boring.
16) Because Lucas is trying to change her.
17) Because Lucas is a horrible friend to Mouth.
18) Because Brooke needs to be single and independent.
19) Because Lucas called her a slut. (Is that love?)
20) Because nothing good can come out of them being together again.
21) Because I'd rather put salt on a cut then watch them try to form a "connection".
22) Because Pamela Anderson's chest is more real than this "relationship".
23) Because we would rather stare at a blank wall then see forced scenes of BL trying to "connect".
24) Because when Brooke said I love you to Lucas on the phone, he never said it back.
25) Because we want to see a strong and independent Brooke.
26) Becase no matter how long they stare at each other, it will never be there
27) Because she forgave him too easily and it's unrealistic
28) Because Brooke needs to smarten up
29) Because we would rather waste our time doing something really boring than watch a scene between them and that's really bad.
30) Because watching their scenes should be considered a form of torture
31) Because they cause projectile vomit
32) Because we'd rather see Lucas gay or with his hand, anything is better than Brooke again.
33) Because we'd even rather see Brooke with Dan, as long as it's not Danny jr.
34) Because since when is giving a rats ass about you the same thing as love?
35) Because whining and bitching is not love; it's just annyoing.
36) Because if this is true love, then we really don't want to fall in love.
37)Because there's a fine line between love and sex.
38) Because it wasn't even lust...it was just sex.
39) Because when they weren't having sex, there were---um, never mind, they didn't do anything else.
40) Because squinty=ABSURD. Look at a dictionary!
41) Because since when is squinting a connection? Lucas squints at everyone!
42) Because Lucas shares more of a connection with Whitey
43) Because we actually watched Season 1 and like continuity and storylines that make sense
44) Because doing it in someone else's hottub is wrong...and gross!
45) Because they are not interesting and will never be believeable
46) Because we'd rather see either of them with anyone else as long as they are not together.
47) Because keep this up, and your ratings will skyrocket!!!!!!! Or not.
48) Because being buddy-buddy with your ex boyfriend who cheated on you is such a good decision.
49) Because one day, she's bitching about them cheating, the next day, she's in love with lucas. Yea, very believable.
50) Because nothing can come between Tru Wuv except...everything.
51) Because he makes Brooke seem really stupid. Hello? He cheated on her with her best friend and now she's putty in his hands.
52) Because if Brooke goes back out with Lucas she will give women a bad name and all respectable women will be ashamed.
53) Because feelings like the way Lucas felt for Peyton, don't just disappear
54) Because Brooke is bound to get her heart broken should she take him back.
55) Because if this were real life Lucas wouldn't be superLucas and Brooke would be leaving TH.
56) Because Mouth deserves a chance.
58) Because they way their relationship started in the first place was wrong. Brooke knew Peyton had feelings for Lucas and she still went after him. What did she expect?
59) Because she will never be Peyton
60) Because trying to change someone isn't love.
61) Because if she really love him as much as she claimed and he hurt her as badly as it seemed, she wouldn't just jump back into his arms.
62) Because if Brooke and Lucas end up together we are watching something else...
63) Because a Brooke/Lucas pairing is an insult to loyal viewers.
64) Because if Brooke and Lucas get together you will lose a large portion of OTH fanbase.
65) Because how many episodes did BL last? 2? 3? And we want to revisit this because...?
66) Because even Bill & Robert hate these two
67) Because how could a person hide with and hide from a person at the same time?
68) Because Brooke was Lucas's biggest mistake, he should have just chosen Peyton.
69) Because Brooke is just a stand-in for Peyton and we know it...
70) Because booze, tatoos, and sex SO bring out the nest in people.
71) Because without Lucas, Brooke is fun and likeable, together they are just annoying and boring.
72) Because yea, this storyline is believable...with S1 removed.
73) Because their connection was....what connection???...Oh yea! They never had one!!!
74) Becuase all the forced friendship scenes will not form a "connection"
75) Becuase a connection cannot be forced it had to be instant and create on its own, like LP.
76) Because we are literally praying there is a twist!

You know you are anit-b/l if-

1. You ever throw something at your TV during a B/L moment.
2. You yell numerous amounts of curse words during a B/L moment.
3. You hit the table in front of you pretty hard.
4. You roll your eyes to the back of your head.
5. You put the TV on mute and turn to the computer to turn up winamp.
6. You puked into a bucket during a B/L scene.
7. You puke a little bit in your mouth.
8. You press the FF button when you watch it on tape.
9. You want to stick forks in your eyes in the worst way when they come on
screen.
10. You see Brooke's head take form of the clown from "IT" when she's
around Lucas.
11. You have to run to the bathroom and vomit everytime you see a can of
whipped cream.
12. You quickly throw a paper bag over your head and forget to cut a
breathing hole everytime they have a scene.
13. You see a jacuzzi and all you can think of is yeast infection.
14. You would rather cut onions than watch these 2.
15. You always check the backseat for weird, stalkerish, half naked women
when you get in a vehicle.
16. You go off on a rant after ever scene or episode that involves them.
17. You wonder if you need anger management.
18. You have wanted to commit violent acts on BL.
19. You have considered not watching OTH because of BL.
20. You stopped watching OTH because of BL.
21. You laugh at all their scenes even when they're in a fit of tears.
22. You feel tickled to death after watching them because you are
laughing hysterically.
23. Seeing and hearing the letters B and L make you shudder.
24. You tell anyone that will listen over and over that Lucas never loved
Brooke.
25. You literally think you're allergic to Lucas/Brooke scenes. They make you sick.
26. You find it funny when they cry over each other.
27. You have vented your distaste for them numerous times.
28. You find scenes between them that are supposed to be serious, comedic.
29. They make you long for season 1
30. They are both dumb. Luke wants her back, and she's willing to take him. 'Nuff said.
31. You find raunchy hottub sex disgusting, not sexy.
32. They are the reason you broke the FF button on your remote.
33. You're hoping this BS relationship is really just a bad nightmare.
34. You're convinced everyone in TH has amnesia.
35. You haven't seen Brooke's head for numerous episodes. It's been up Luke's ass.
36. You don't like to puke.
37. They have you saying WTF
38. You want to strangle them.

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And finally, who gives a damn about Brooke/Lucas?

miSStakentriSh · 06-26-2005, 05:50 PM

Thanks for starting Apps! Love the thread and thread title.

a*shot*of*whiskey · 06-26-2005, 05:51 PM

Thanks for starting Nonna

Love the title.

Again, cut him off completely Brooke.

curlyhead · 06-26-2005, 05:55 PM

BROOKE: (Moaning) OK(!) (Sits up.) Um,… (Very quickly.) I was snooping through Lucas’ things; kind of on purpose, and found a bunch of your stuff that he saved and I think he’s still into you. (Looks at Peyton nervously.)

PEYTON: … Huh(!)

BROOKE: Like I said: bad timing… seeing that Jake just left, or maybe good timing?

PEYTON: (Looks at Brooke mournfully.) Brooke, (Takes her hand.) I’m sorry. I know you have feelings for Lucas.

BROOKE: Phantom feelings. (Peyton raises her eyebrows.) Like… when you lose a leg and try to scratch it. Lucas was my… (Thinks of an appropriate term.) gangrene infected, amputated limb.

PEYTON: (Not buying it.) Really?

BROOKE: (Conceding) I was so insecure when I was with him, Peyton… and this whole thing just reminded me that I don’t wanna be that girl again. I won’t be.

miSStakentriSh · 06-26-2005, 05:55 PM

Hallelujah to that.

a*shot*of*whiskey · 06-26-2005, 06:00 PM

LOL.

Phantom feelings
angrene infected, amputated limb

I won't even add to that anymore.

**Nonna** · 06-26-2005, 06:14 PM

No problem guys.

That said it all, she WON'T be.

a*shot*of*whiskey · 06-26-2005, 06:23 PM

I hope so. At the same time, Lucas needs to quit lying to himself.

**Nonna** · 06-26-2005, 06:29 PM

Yeah, Lucas needs to pull his head out of his ass.

a*shot*of*whiskey · 06-26-2005, 06:56 PM

Yup. I think this summer away from Brooke and with Peyton will be really good for him. Hopefully by being with Peyton, he will find himself back to the way he was.

**Nonna** · 06-26-2005, 06:58 PM

I couldn't agree more, it will defiitely be good for him and maybe I will actually start liking the Lucas character again. IN S2 the only time I really like him was when he was with Peyton.

a*shot*of*whiskey · 06-26-2005, 07:13 PM

Same here. The only time I really like Lucas in S2 when he was with Peyton in DTMFG, WCHB and of course the finale (TLD). And whenever he's with Haley. I think he started to lose himself when he drifted away from Haley and Peyton.

leytonforever8 · 06-26-2005, 08:00 PM

the title...

IA Laur, I only liked him with P and H too

~Pacey's Girl~ · 06-26-2005, 08:29 PM

Love the title

The opening post looks awesome!

moni8 · 06-26-2005, 08:54 PM

Thanks for the new thread, Nonna.

LMAO at the title.

She said it herself, didn't she?

I love the last art.

I agree with most of you. I liked Lucas whenever she was with Peyton or Haley, which was like... 4-5 scenes in S2?