The O.C. - Enunciation Nazis #8: 'Cause we didn't feel sorry for her at all!

Biznitch · 02-12-2004, 12:42 AM

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Welcome to the 8th Anti-Anna Thread!

This is not a Samaire Armstrong bashing thread. It's a thread against a fictional character. (and the make-up and wardrobe departments of The O.C.)

WARNING: Explicit Anna Hate Ahead. If you are offended by such hate, we recommend you don't read any further. However if you can appreciate our humor (even if you like Anna) then read on my friend!

Why We Hate Her
1. Because she smells like wood chips.
2. Because she has poor enunciation.
3. Because she couldn't get Seth's sweater-vest off.
4. Because she's a slut.bag.ho.
5. Because Seth called her a lesbian.
6. Because she wears that fugly pink hat.
7. Because she tries to act crazy-sexy-cool and fails.
8. Because Caleb Nichol likes her.
9. Because Seth stopped making out with her to watch T.V.
10. Because we're going to get Annathrax.
11. Because she's just a plot device.
12. Because she can't wear eye liner correctly.
13. Because she thinks she's better than Summer.
14. Because she can't take a hint (Seth moving away from her when she tried to kiss him).
15. Because all she does is try and kiss Seth.
16. Because, has she ever said anything interesting?
17. Because she can't speak in eubonics [the 'what up holmes' scene].
18. Because real friends let friends talk about what's important to them.
19. Because she's a stalker.
20. Because sadly, we'd prefer Carson Daly.
21. Because watching her on the screen is like brain rape.
22. Because it's unnatural for heads to move that way.
23. Because who needs enemies when you've got friends like her.
24. Because she wears t-shirts under her negligee
25. Because she's dating a guy who lost his balls
26. Because she stole Hailey's shirt (it's the same shirt, lol)
27. Because her bad fashion sense is contagious
28. Because she's ruining Seth Cohen
29. Because Seth pretends to be a 70 year old man with her
30. Because the eye-rolling has got to stop
31. Because she doesn't like nature (the golf course scene)
32. Because listening to her talk about Egg McMuffins is boring
33. Because she's Seth's long-lost sister
34. Because there's a difference between being confident and being conceited.
35. Because Boy George called, he wants his make-up back!
36. Because Barbie called, and she wants her clothes back!
37. Because her make-up gun is always set on 'whore'.
38. Because flashcards have never really worked for her
39. Because she wore that hideous leopard-print plastic parka to Thanksgiving dinner
40. Because she stole what should've been Summer's New Year's Eve kiss
41. Because she's condescending to Summer
42. Because she told Seth she would help him get Summer, but used it as a ploy to get closer to him
43. Because she asked Seth out for Friday knowing he had a date with Summer on Saturday
44. Because she mistakenly thinks a mutual appreciation for comic books equals chemistry (uh, it does NOT)
45. Because she owns a pair of turquoise tights...and wears them...in public.
46. Because she violated the Geneva Code of Dating *first*
47. Because she wears huge, dangly earings that are better suited to be Christmas tree ornaments
48. Because she couldn't possibly be any more pathetic
49. Because, seriously, what *is* up with that head bobbing thing?
50. Because she is, like, so in the way of serious S/S lovin'
51. Because she is 'like ew'.
53. Because she's a sneaky little wench.
54. Because TwoP sees Anna our way!
55. Because she's Rainbow Brite, except Rainbow Bwrong!
56. Because Joanna is the true goddess of wit, not Anna!
57. Because Anna got in a fight with a box of crayolas...and lost
58. Because Anna got in a fight with her closet and the closet kicked her ass!
59. Because the only time she and Seth actually have chemistry is when they're in science class!
60. Because her opposable thumbs do NOT give her an advantage.
61. Because Seth thinks she's a dog.
62. Because we're still looking forward to a S/S scene she WON'T ruin.
63. Because she made Seth give up his tuna melts. He loves tuna melts.
64. Because she made Seth give up his Summer. He loves Summer.
65. Raw yang. Need we say more?
66. Because Seth is bored after three weeks of dating.
67. Because we were bored after three seconds of ANNA, period.
68. Because her idea of "fun" is quietly mocking people but not-so-quietly mocking her is the true definition of fun
69. Because Anna's clothes make her look like she took a trip to the Jetson's house and got b!tch slapped by Judy
70. Because she's so insignificant that we (and ET) can't even remember her name
71. Because Seth doesn't even kiss her hello or goodbye, he just pats her on the head
72. Because she does nothing for the show except give us something to complain about

Pictures: (Be warned, scary images ahead. If you need someone to hold you, Roxie is the official holder and shoulder to cry on. Go to her.)

Something to heal the pain:

She's so cute [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Enunciation Nazis
1. In Fair Verona
2. jewel21
3. _kwyjibo_
4. DeppsDoll (Mary)
5. duadiddydiddy (Megan)
6. that_70s_gurl101
7. Spud14 (Katie)
8. dEepeR thaN u kNoWw
9. ~*Echo*~
10. lleykian
11. AlwaysADreamer
12. Vixen babe
13. Jer][choGirl (Roxie)
14. -Mo-
15. crazy4TheCalling
16. MissCongeniality
17. charmingjen
18. Elusive One
19. CarlyCorinthos
20. Shawdie
21. BlushingAmbition
22. Stacey200
23. Sarah Boreanaz
24. Nessus
25. alli balli
26. AphroditeAres
27. *fallingforever*
28. Kayley
29. Cassiopia
30. TinySweetHeart
31. *Ledi*
32. pacifierrocks
33. *Shannon*
34. beautifulgarbage
35. hshapir2
36. jfkdslfjsdf
37. PiPaS
38. -Chelle-
39. sammyitaly
40. Eidolon14
41. -diana-
42. Semmer
43. Juli236
44. OC Spydar
45. dixieland_dreamer
46. Peter's Lost Girl
47. Sarah R
48. BeachBum12
49. joozerkid88
If you want to be added to the list, just say so!

E-Nazi Anthems:
"Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace
"Too Bad About Your Girl" by The Donnas
"Anna Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Katie (Spud14)
Anna got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from corrupting Seth on New Year's Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me and the E-Nazis, we believe!

(Me and the E-Nazis can be substituted with me and Seth and Summer )

The Official Anna Stern Hatelisting

[ 02-15-2004: Message edited DeppsDoll ]

that_70s_gurl101 · 02-12-2004, 01:22 AM

I love the title becuz as always it's true!! She'll be gone soon!

BlushingAmbition · 02-12-2004, 01:32 AM

LMFAO @ this title. Damn skippy I didn't feel sorry for her. Hag. she should've gotten the hint eons ago.

dixieland_dreamer · 02-12-2004, 02:40 AM

From the minute she set foot in Newport, she knew Seth was crazy about Summer. Did she expect those feelings to just turn off like a faucet? Don't think so. And now she acts surprised/ticked off by S/S's natural chemistry, like it's Summer's fault. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Misako · 02-12-2004, 04:58 AM

I just have to say that I really really disliked her manners of speech for pretty much the whole of this new episode...

Misako

Vacate · 02-12-2004, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Misako:
I just have to say that I really really disliked her manners of speech for pretty much the whole of this new episode...

Misako

Me too--except, replace 'whole of the new episode' with 'all the episodes she's been on' [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] lol

We should be partying soon--the filthy wench should be gone in a matter of time. It's inevitable.

HyperBitch · 02-12-2004, 07:28 AM

Oh, yeah. The party is going to be solid.

Vacate · 02-12-2004, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by duadiddydiddy:
Oh, yeah. The party is going to be solid.

See, now I want to start saying solid! It's damn catchy.

HyperBitch · 02-12-2004, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer][choGirl:


See, now I want to start saying solid! It's damn catchy.

Say it!! We're bring it back.

Vacate · 02-12-2004, 08:12 AM

I think I will...Im at school right now and if I get caught on the computer--that would NOT be solid lol [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Tragedy Tay · 02-12-2004, 11:19 AM

New thread. Solid. (Thank's Megan! I'm reading your LJ. I know someone with a sneeze just like your's...)

The Fifth Element · 02-12-2004, 11:27 AM

Add me please...like, before I have to see her on the show again. *drops to knees and begs*

Exhibit A: Her clothes

Her style makes me cry. It's not eclectic, it's not cute, and it's not creative -- it's a disaster. The layering, OH THE LAYERING!!! And the color schemes -- WHYYYYYYYEEEEE???!!! [img]smilies/bawl.gif[/img]

Exhibit B: Her tourettes

Anybody with that much movement and twitching in their neck when they talk is bound to hurt somebody one of these days, including themselves -- which I wouldn't mind in the least in her case [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img].

Exhibit C: Her eyes

I thought Renee Zelwegger used to be a squinter, but I take it back -- she's nothing compared to Anna. Complimented by her smile and hair, it's enough to make me [img]smilies/puke.gif[/img]...which is what I've been doing ever since Seth decided to date her.

Thank the powers that be that it's finally OVER!!! * [img]smilies/kiss.gif[/img] to the O.C. writers*

(As much as I love you Seth, and it is a lot, stop fooling yourself dearest -- "It's always come back to you, Summer" -- well we coulda told you that! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ).

Alright, that's all for now. More exhibits to come...

Tragedy Tay · 02-12-2004, 11:32 AM

Peter's Lost Girl: You're witty. WELCOME! [img]smilies/hug.gif[/img] I do that to everyone! Luckily only two weeks till she flys away...Preferably into a mountain... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Biznitch · 02-12-2004, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peter's Lost Girl:


I thought Renee Zelwegger used to be a squinter, but I take it back -- she's nothing compared to Anna. Complimented by her smile and hair, it's enough to make me [img]smilies/puke.gif[/img]...which is what I've been doing ever since Seth decided to date her.

You've been added! Welcome to the E-Nazi thread!! But just so you know, there's no bashing of the actress that plays Anna so things like how she looks aren't allowed, unless it's like her hair, makeup, clothes, because obviously Samaire Armstrong can't control what they put on her or anything [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Unless you were talking about just her mean smiles and the way she was looking at Summer or the way the makeup artists put way too much eyeliner on her. That's allowed. Ok sorry if I confused you. It's just everyone is claiming we bash SA so we don't want any sign of that.

that_70s_gurl101 · 02-12-2004, 02:16 PM

Welcome! [img]smilies/wave.gif[/img]

I don't know what else to say other than Anna was so annoying last nite. I didn't feel bad for her one bit becuz you can't expect someone like Seth who has been crushing on someone like Summer for 8 years to forget about Summer completely. And the whole calling Summer first speech and how it was wrong was so stupid! If I was Summer I would want to know that something like that happend to Marissa, not that she didn't have it coming but that's a different thread. So yeah anna needs to wake-up and realize that she's not wanted in Orange County and go back to where she came from, if anyone even likes her there?? And where are her parents? Shouldn't we have met them yet? Oh well she's leaving soon!! YAY!

[ 02-12-2004: Message edited that_70s_gurl101 ]