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Enunciation Nazi's #17: Because even Peewee Herman is too good for her!
Banner by In Fair Verona Welcome to the 16th Anti-Anna Thread! Art by In Fair Verona Art by Elusive One This is not a Samaire Armstrong bashing thread. It's a thread against a fictional character. (and the make-up and wardrobe departments of The O.C.) WARNING: Explicit Anna Hate Ahead. If you are offended by such hate, we recommend you don't read any further. However if you can appreciate our humor (even if you like Anna) then read on my friend! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Why We Hate Her [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] 1. Because she smells like wood chips. 2. Because she has poor enunciation. 3. Because she couldn't get Seth's sweater-vest off. 4. Because she's a ****.bag.ho. 5. Because Seth called her a lesbian. 6. Because she wears that fugly pink hat. 7. Because she tries to act crazy-sexy-cool and fails. 8. Because Caleb Nichol likes her. 9. Because Seth stopped making out with her to watch T.V. 10. Because we're going to get Annathrax. 11. Because she's just a plot device. 12. Because she can't wear eye liner correctly. 13. Because she thinks she's better than Summer. 14. Because she can't take a hint (Seth moving away from her when she tried to kiss him). 15. Because all she does is try and kiss Seth. 16. Because, has she ever said anything interesting? 17. Because she can't speak in eubonics [the 'what up holmes' scene]. 18. Because real friends let friends talk about what's important to them. 19. Because she's a stalker. 20. Because sadly, we'd prefer Carson Daly. 21. Because watching her on the screen is like brain rape. 22. Because it's unnatural for heads to move that way. 23. Because who needs enemies when you've got friends like her. 24. Because she wears t-shirts under her negligee 25. Because she's dating a guy who lost his balls 26. Because she stole Hailey's shirt (it's the same shirt, lol) 27. Because her bad fashion sense is contagious 28. Because she's ruining Seth Cohen 29. Because Seth pretends to be a 70 year old man with her 30. Because the eye-rolling has got to stop 31. Because she doesn't like nature (the golf course scene) 32. Because listening to her talk about Egg McMuffins is boring 33. Because she's Seth's long-lost sister 34. Because there's a difference between being confident and being conceited. 35. Because Boy George called, he wants his make-up back! 36. Because Barbie called, and she wants her clothes back! 37. Because her make-up gun is always set on 'whore'. 38. Because flashcards have never really worked for her 39. Because she wore that hideous leopard-print plastic parka to Thanksgiving dinner 40. Because she stole what should've been Summer's New Year's Eve kiss 41. Because she's condescending to Summer 42. Because she told Seth she would help him get Summer, but used it as a ploy to get closer to him 43. Because she asked Seth out for Friday knowing he had a date with Summer on Saturday 44. Because she mistakenly thinks a mutual appreciation for comic books equals chemistry (uh, it does NOT) 45. Because she owns a pair of turquoise tights...and wears them...in public. 46. Because she violated the Geneva Code of Dating *first* 47. Because she wears huge, dangly earings that are better suited to be Christmas tree ornaments 48. Because she couldn't possibly be any more pathetic 49. Because, seriously, what *is* up with that head bobbing thing? 50. Because she is, like, so in the way of serious S/S lovin' 51. Because she is 'like ew'. 53. Because she's a sneaky little wench. 54. Because TwoP sees Anna our way! 55. Because she's Rainbow Brite, except Rainbow Bwrong! 56. Because Joanna is the true goddess of wit, not Anna! 57. Because Anna got in a fight with a box of crayolas...and lost 58. Because Anna got in a fight with her closet and the closet kicked her ass! 59. Because the only time she and Seth actually have chemistry is when they're in science class! 60. Because her opposable thumbs do NOT give her an advantage. 61. Because Seth thinks she's a dog. 62. Because we're still looking forward to a S/S scene she WON'T ruin. 63. Because she made Seth give up his tuna melts. He loves tuna melts. 64. Because she made Seth give up his Summer. He loves Summer. 65. Raw yang. Need we say more? 66. Because Seth is bored after three weeks of dating. 67. Because we were bored after three seconds of ANNA, period. 68. Because her idea of "fun" is quietly mocking people but not-so-quietly mocking her is the true definition of fun 69. Because Anna's clothes make her look like she took a trip to the Jetson's house and got b!tch slapped by Judy 70. Because she's so insignificant that we (and ET) can't even remember her name 71. Because Seth doesn't even kiss her hello or goodbye, he just pats her on the head 72. Because she does nothing for the show except give us something to complain about Pictures: (Be warned, scary images ahead. If you need someone to hold you, Roxie is the official holder and shoulder to cry on. Go to her.) -->The left one belongs to Katie though! The Goodbye Boy: Bye Tinkerwhore, we won't miss you. Don't claw your eyes out just yet: [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Enunciation Nazis [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] 1. In Fair Verona 2. jewel21 3. _kwyjibo_ 4. DeppsDoll (Mary) 5. duadiddydiddy (Megan) 6. that_70s_gurl101 7. Spud14 (Katie) 8. dEepeR thaN u kNoWw 9. ~*Echo*~ 10. lleykian 11. AlwaysADreamer 12. Vixen babe 13. Jer][choGirl (Roxie) 14. -Mo- 15. crazy4TheCalling 16. MissCongeniality 17. charmingjen 18. Elusive One 19. CarlyCorinthos 20. Shawdie 21. BlushingAmbition 22. Stacey200 23. Sarah Boreanaz 24. Nessus 25. alli balli 26. AphroditeAres 27. *fallingforever* 28. Kayley 29. Cassiopia 30. TinySweetHeart 31. *Ledi* 32. pacifierrocks 33. *Shannon* 34. beautifulgarbage 35. hshapir2 36. Donna_Summer 37. PiPaS 38. -Chelle- 39. sammyitaly 40. Eidolon14 41. -diana- 42. Semmer 43. Juli236 44. OC Spydar 45. dixieland_dreamer 46. Peter's Lost Girl 47. Sarah R 48. BeachBum12 49. joozerkid88 50. StellarStar 51. TakeMeAway 52. -.cathy.- 53. punkmusicc 54. PixiePunk 55. Sweet x Catastrophe 56. rachel s 57. emm11 58. Princess Aly 59. coleyoo 60. ayoitsqian 61. [captain oats] If you want to be added to the list, just say so! E-Nazi Poems By: Megan (duadiddydiddy) 10 Things I Hate About Anna: Her clothes Her voice Her head bob Her effect on Seth Her "come ons" Her "wit" Her "wisdom" Her ability to be a huge hypocrite The way she flosses at school I hate the fact that her plane didn't crash and the fact that she was always around. But most of all I hate the way she didn't die a painful death. Not even a little bit. Not even at all. By: Katie (Spud14) We're known as E-Nazis We hate Anna Stern But we're justified For this hate, she has earned. She wears ugly clothes And makeup galore. In fact, her makeup gun is always set on 'Whore.' She's corrupting Seth, the man we all love She shouldn't go near cliffs, for we will shove. She can't talk correctly, she wants to be Summer. Is it any wonder we hate Anna? She's The O.C.'s biggest blunder. Whenever we see her our hearts fill with hate. For watching her on the screen is similar to brain rape. She violated the dating code She wears make up to bed. And for some odd reason She can't stop bobbing her head. She ruins cute nightgowns And made us hate hats She's worse then Carson Daly We should feed her to rats. She looks like a drug addict (We kinda think she is) Seth thinks she's a dog. She's scaring the kids. She can't take a hint Even when Seth ran away When he called her a lesbian We all screamed "Hurray!" She stole Haily's shirt She's Seth's long lost sister. When we say good bye to Anna Stern You can bet we won't miss her. E-Nazi Anthems: "Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace "Too Bad About Your Girl" by The Donnas "Anna Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Katie (Spud14) Anna got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from corrupting Seth on New Year's Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But me and the E-Nazis, we believe! (Me and the E-Nazis can be substituted with me and Seth and Summer ) The Official Anna Stern Hatelisting __________________
For when Glinda chose to remember her youth at all...she could recall far more clearly how she and Elphie had shared a bed on the road to the Emerald City. How brave that had made her feel, and how vulnerable too. |
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