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Welcome to the 15th Anti-Anna Thread!


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Art by Elusive One

This is not a Samaire Armstrong bashing thread. It's a thread against a fictional character. (and the make-up and wardrobe departments of The O.C.)

WARNING: Explicit Anna Hate Ahead. If you are offended by such hate, we recommend you don't read any further. However if you can appreciate our humor (even if you like Anna) then read on my friend!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Why We Hate Her [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
1. Because she smells like wood chips.
2. Because she has poor enunciation.
3. Because she couldn't get Seth's sweater-vest off.
4. Because she's a ****.bag.ho.
5. Because Seth called her a lesbian.
6. Because she wears that fugly pink hat.
7. Because she tries to act crazy-sexy-cool and fails.
8. Because Caleb Nichol likes her.
9. Because Seth stopped making out with her to watch T.V.
10. Because we're going to get Annathrax.
11. Because she's just a plot device.
12. Because she can't wear eye liner correctly.
13. Because she thinks she's better than Summer.
14. Because she can't take a hint (Seth moving away from her when she tried to kiss him).
15. Because all she does is try and kiss Seth.
16. Because, has she ever said anything interesting?
17. Because she can't speak in eubonics [the 'what up holmes' scene].
18. Because real friends let friends talk about what's important to them.
19. Because she's a stalker.
20. Because sadly, we'd prefer Carson Daly.
21. Because watching her on the screen is like brain rape.
22. Because it's unnatural for heads to move that way.
23. Because who needs enemies when you've got friends like her.
24. Because she wears t-shirts under her negligee
25. Because she's dating a guy who lost his balls
26. Because she stole Hailey's shirt (it's the same shirt, lol)
27. Because her bad fashion sense is contagious
28. Because she's ruining Seth Cohen
29. Because Seth pretends to be a 70 year old man with her
30. Because the eye-rolling has got to stop
31. Because she doesn't like nature (the golf course scene)
32. Because listening to her talk about Egg McMuffins is boring
33. Because she's Seth's long-lost sister
34. Because there's a difference between being confident and being conceited.
35. Because Boy George called, he wants his make-up back!
36. Because Barbie called, and she wants her clothes back!
37. Because her make-up gun is always set on 'whore'.
38. Because flashcards have never really worked for her
39. Because she wore that hideous leopard-print plastic parka to Thanksgiving dinner
40. Because she stole what should've been Summer's New Year's Eve kiss
41. Because she's condescending to Summer
42. Because she told Seth she would help him get Summer, but used it as a ploy to get closer to him
43. Because she asked Seth out for Friday knowing he had a date with Summer on Saturday
44. Because she mistakenly thinks a mutual appreciation for comic books equals chemistry (uh, it does NOT)
45. Because she owns a pair of turquoise tights...and wears them...in public.
46. Because she violated the Geneva Code of Dating *first*
47. Because she wears huge, dangly earings that are better suited to be Christmas tree ornaments
48. Because she couldn't possibly be any more pathetic
49. Because, seriously, what *is* up with that head bobbing thing?
50. Because she is, like, so in the way of serious S/S lovin'
51. Because she is 'like ew'.
53. Because she's a sneaky little wench.
54. Because TwoP sees Anna our way!
55. Because she's Rainbow Brite, except Rainbow Bwrong!
56. Because Joanna is the true goddess of wit, not Anna!
57. Because Anna got in a fight with a box of crayolas...and lost
58. Because Anna got in a fight with her closet and the closet kicked her ass!
59. Because the only time she and Seth actually have chemistry is when they're in science class!
60. Because her opposable thumbs do NOT give her an advantage.
61. Because Seth thinks she's a dog.
62. Because we're still looking forward to a S/S scene she WON'T ruin.
63. Because she made Seth give up his tuna melts. He loves tuna melts.
64. Because she made Seth give up his Summer. He loves Summer.
65. Raw yang. Need we say more?
66. Because Seth is bored after three weeks of dating.
67. Because we were bored after three seconds of ANNA, period.
68. Because her idea of "fun" is quietly mocking people but not-so-quietly mocking her is the true definition of fun
69. Because Anna's clothes make her look like she took a trip to the Jetson's house and got b!tch slapped by Judy
70. Because she's so insignificant that we (and ET) can't even remember her name
71. Because Seth doesn't even kiss her hello or goodbye, he just pats her on the head
72. Because she does nothing for the show except give us something to complain about

Pictures: (Be warned, scary images ahead. If you need someone to hold you, Roxie is the official holder and shoulder to cry on. Go to her.) -->The left one belongs to Katie though!

The Goodbye Boy:








Bye Tinkerwhore, we won't miss you.

Don't claw your eyes out just yet:


[img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Enunciation Nazis [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
1. In Fair Verona
2. jewel21
3. _kwyjibo_
4. DeppsDoll (Mary)
5. duadiddydiddy (Megan)
6. that_70s_gurl101
7. Spud14 (Katie)
8. dEepeR thaN u kNoWw
9. ~*Echo*~
10. lleykian
11. AlwaysADreamer
12. Vixen babe
13. Jer][choGirl (Roxie)
14. -Mo-
15. crazy4TheCalling
16. MissCongeniality
17. charmingjen
18. Elusive One
19. CarlyCorinthos
20. Shawdie
21. BlushingAmbition
22. Stacey200
23. Sarah Boreanaz
24. Nessus
25. alli balli
26. AphroditeAres
27. *fallingforever*
28. Kayley
29. Cassiopia
30. TinySweetHeart
31. *Ledi*
32. pacifierrocks
33. *Shannon*
34. beautifulgarbage
35. hshapir2
36. Donna_Summer
37. PiPaS
38. -Chelle-
39. sammyitaly
40. Eidolon14
41. -diana-
42. Semmer
43. Juli236
44. OC Spydar
45. dixieland_dreamer
46. Peter's Lost Girl
47. Sarah R
48. BeachBum12
49. joozerkid88
50. StellarStar
51. TakeMeAway
52. -.cathy.-
53. punkmusicc
54. PixiePunk
55. Sweet x Catastrophe
56. rachel s
57. emm11
58. Princess Aly
59. coleyoo
60. ayoitsqian


If you want to be added to the list, just say so!
E-Nazi Anthems:
"Just Like You" by 3 Days Grace
"Too Bad About Your Girl" by The Donnas
"Anna Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Katie (Spud14)
Anna got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from corrupting Seth on New Year's Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But me and the E-Nazis, we believe!

(Me and the E-Nazis can be substituted with me and Seth and Summer )



The Official Anna Stern Hatelisting

[ 04-05-2004: Message edited BlushingAmbition ]

BlushingAmbition

Dude. That sorta, kinda took forever.

Anyway, new thread.

HyperBitch

Yay. New thread.

I'm not evil, though. I'm awesome.

Things that are ugly, but not as ugly as Anna: crusty white out.

Vacate

Ooooo, new thread! Im totally diggin the title. Because well...it's so true. *dreamy sigh*

JoozerLoozer

Ew yah crusty white out is ugy, but still not as ugly as Anna. Whenever I see crusty white out, I'm gonna think of the E-nazis now. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Biznitch

Thanks for starting the thread Vero!

Crusty whiteout? Ew. But seriously, besides Anna, nothing will disturb me more than what I saw on 24 last night. [img]smilies/puke.gif[/img]

BlushingAmbition

Good morning E-Nazi loves. I'm still trying to finish my paper. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

And Anna is grosser than moldy fruit.

Tragedy Tay

You know that icon that said "Anna and Seth...Who's cuter?"

We should make one of that guy from 24 and Anna, and say "Who's uglier?"

Biznitch

I have to do another 3 hours of math today. Damn you Anna.

I think everyone should post their least favorite Anna picture to decorate the thread.

And Pacey and Joey kick major ass. Just had to say that.

AlwaysADreamer

E-N chat tonight like last week?

Tragedy Tay

I'm in. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

HyperBitch

Ditto.

I'm off to look for my least favorite Anna picture.

Tragedy Tay

I'm out.

HyperBitch

Aww. Poor thing.... except not.

Yeah, I totally stole that from the title.

Tragedy Tay

See? That's why you're evil.

Not Anna Evil, but still...