[Chippewa Falls Dawson]

Welcome to The Anti-Theresa Thread!

Rules:
1) Don't bash Navi Rawat, who plays Theresa. Just bash the character (in this case, Theresa). If you bash Navi, the thread will be closed.

The Haters:
1) rachem_chul
2) * Diane *
3) Wilpen
4) QueenBitch
5) sammyitaly
6) Chippewa Falls Dawson
7) Pace & Jo
8) gossipGirl
9) Moopster
10) J@ney
11) Xxfaded_dreamxX
12) *Shannon*
13) Liliya
14) ~*Brianna*~
15) Beatrix Kiddo
16) BeachBum12
17) *Ledi*
18) relaxi_cab
19) mariparker
20) Megaloo1298
21) LeytonRocksForever
22) Jaime Bee
23) Against_all_odds
24) silver_lined_cloud

O Theresa, how do we hate thee? Let us count the reasons:
1) She can dress up all she wants--she's still T-R-A-S-H. Just slightly better dressed trash, that's all.
2) She wears disgustingly huge hoop earrings. Seriously. They make hoop earrings that large? Count on Theresa to have something from the Liberochi House of Crap.
3) At last count, she has ruined eleven peoples' lives (it's like a domino effect).
4) She was rude to Kirsten. Kirsten! Who, in a moment of temporary insanity, tried to help Theresa.
5) The being mean to Kirsten proves that she, Theresa, is an ungrateful bitch.
6) She mooches off everyone. Go to school and get a job, is what we say.
7) She made Eddie seem like a crazy guy, and now many people do not like him. But some of us still believe that Eddie is a nice guy who just has an anger-control issue and needs to talk about feelings more. Because face it, Theresa is such a ho she had it coming.
8) She tells INCREDIBLY boring stories of hearts piercing arrows. No one likes those stories, FYI, Theresa.
9) Sleeping with your ex-boyfriend when you're practically engaged is a really ****ty thing to do, which makes Theresa a S-L-U-T.
10) She doesn't belong in Newport. Here's an idea for her: Go back to Chino, or better yet, Antarctica.
11) She makes fun of Newport but at the same time relishes the opportunity to mooch off the people living there.
12) She probably suck as a caterer and baker.
13) She's like the female Oliver. Oh dear God.
14) She brings nothing to the wonderful show The O.C., only makes the parts she's in seem lame.
15) She is sorely deserving a beat-down, by a fictional Harry Potter character or someone else. We aren't picky.
16) She took Ryan away from Newport and his friends and family.
17) She hasn't even told Eddie that it might be his baby. *coughSKANKcough*

The Official Anti Theresa Thread Refrigerator:


Explanations of the magnets:
Ho From Chino: Come on. Do we really need to explain that one?
Life-Ruiner: See the Hate Reason #3, please.
Needy: She needs Ryan. She needs Eddie. She needs security. She needs excitement. She needs stability. Make up your mind already.
Trashy, Skanky: These speak for themselves.
Home Wrecker: She disrupted the Cohen household. Now Kirsten and Sandy are messes, and Seth is gone, all thanks to the work of one particularly skanky Ho From Chino.
Indecisive: I want Ryan. I want Eddie. No, I want Ryan again! We say, Get a life, bitch.
Weak: She comes running to Ryan to save her. (And this is different from Marissa because Ryan just saves her, Marissa, on his own. She doesn't run to him.)
Androgynous: Is she a man or a woman . . .? Sometimes, it's just too difficult to tell.
Manipulative: She manipulates people into thinking she is just a poor, tragic woman, but really she is a trashy hobag.
Eww: That is one of the words we think whenever we see a picture of Theresa.

Thanks to Beatrix Kiddo for the magnets.
Want to add a magnet? Just post a word that describes Theresa.

We Anti-Theresa folk would like to know how Theresa went from Trash . . .

. . . To Class . . .

. . . Overnight.

One last picture to refuel your dislike of Theresa:

Aah, our very own Beaver Queen at her finest.

Now, you may post away.

[Against_all_odds]

YAY! new thread.

GAH,those pics make me want to puke.

She looks like a dude. I'm not trying to insult navi,I'm sure she's attractive otherwise,but as theresa,she looks like a DUDE.

If Ryan wanted to do the dude,I think he already has Luke and Seth for that.

kthnxbbai.

[Bee Serious]

"Hide the children!" Too funny.

Love that magnet thing too.

Oh yeah, I don't think I ever posted here. Hi, all.

[* Diane *]

I have a word to go on the fridge...
Munipulative

by the way..........great first post..and great title

[Against_all_odds]

I have a word too-androgynous,since we reeaallly can't tell whether or not she's in drag.

[Beatrix Kiddo]

A new thread, I'm lovin' it! Great title too. I updated the fridge and added a word of my own: "Eww" because everytime I see her I say it.



"Androgynous" that one is hilarious! Great suggestion

[QueenBitch]

I don't even want to think what any offspring of hers will be like. But whatever.

[Against_all_odds]

Originally posted by QueenBitch I don't even want to think what any offspring of hers will be like. But whatever.

*cough* Here's an idea:



*whistles innocently*

[Chippewa Falls Dawson]

Originally posted by Against_all_odds *cough* Here's an idea: *whistles innocently*

OMG! And even if the writers are really stupid and make it Ryan's kid (which I hope is not likely), all of Ryan's hottness genes will be recessive to Theresa's strong mannish genes.

And updated the fridge in the first post.

[Against_all_odds]

Originally posted by Chippewa Falls Dawson OMG! And even if the writers are really stupid and make it Ryan's kid (which I hope is not likely), all of Ryan's hottness genes will be recessive to Theresa's strong mannish genes. And updated the fridge in the first post.

but of course-she is an eevil-I mean,eager beaver after all.

[Chippewa Falls Dawson]

Ew, any kid of Theresa's would be part beaver, part man, and part woman. And she would probably make her kid wear ugly, huge hoop earrings. ::shudders::

[Against_all_odds]

Originally posted by Chippewa Falls Dawson Ew, any kid of Theresa's would be part beaver, part man, and part woman. And she would probably make her kid wear ugly, huge hoop earrings. ::shudders::

not to mention she'd never wash their hair.

[QueenBitch]

Maybe Kirsten could take them in. She's good at that.

[jediwands]

OMG, OMG, OH. MY. GOD.

I am seriously busting a gut while reading through this entire thread. I cannot stop laughing!

Against_all_odds.. Can you BE any funnier with that pic? SO freaking funny!

[Against_all_odds]

yes but remember,she only takes in attractive ones sandy brings home first.



She should adopt Danny. Now THERE's a guest star everyone liked.