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| Moderator Support Team   | Off Topic Comics Lounge #8: It's OK to be OT Continue your discussions.  __________________ Seth: Come on man, gambling's in your blood. Teddy: Oh right, right, right. 'Cause I'm Asian. I also own my own dojo and my pockets are full of firecrackers. Seth: You know what, you can just say no. You don't have to insult me. | |||
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| Elite Fan  | But I didn't want a new thread......sniff. Apparently, somewhere up in washington, a cow was wandering in the wild, wint to a bluff over looking a road, slipped and fell. The 600 lb animal hit the hood/windshield of a car that was passing below. Talk about bad luck. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | Or good luck. If it'd fallen a second later it would have killed the people driving the car... __________________ Seth: Come on man, gambling's in your blood. Teddy: Oh right, right, right. 'Cause I'm Asian. I also own my own dojo and my pockets are full of firecrackers. Seth: You know what, you can just say no. You don't have to insult me. | |||
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| Elite Fan | That's why everyone should drive a tank. I bet a tank wouldn't have even felt it... __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Moderator Support Team  | Well, let's do this mathematically, even if I hate math very much. A 600lb cow and a...well...let's just assume the tank is a ton. Well, it could leave some dent marks but that's pretty much it | |||
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| Master Fan  | Where would you park a tank? And how much would the gas be? I doubt they get good gas mileage? No, I'd take my chances with the car I own now. | |||
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| Elite Fan   Joined: Oct 2002
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| Right now, I think I'd take anything over the lousy public transportation system we have. I've been late for everything all week.  I'm assuming the cow is dead. Hopefully, no people were hurt? __________________ Superman does good. You're doing well. - Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock *Pia* | |||
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| Elite Fan | Tank weighs between 40 and 65 tons and is made of 1" steel plate. Who cares about gas miledge, I have a 90mm gun on top of my ride. __________________ "Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." Twilight isn't about vampires, it's about teenagers with sharp teeth. Vampires don't "sparkle" in the sun: they screech in horror, burst into flame and wither to ash. | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 30,418
| multiple posts __________________ Superman does good. You're doing well. - Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock *Pia* Last edited by wanderer78 : 11-10-2007 at 05:18 PM. | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 30,418
| multiple posts __________________ Superman does good. You're doing well. - Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock *Pia* Last edited by wanderer78 : 11-10-2007 at 05:18 PM. | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 30,418
| multiple posts __________________ Superman does good. You're doing well. - Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock *Pia* Last edited by wanderer78 : 11-10-2007 at 05:13 PM. | |||
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| Elite Fan Joined: Oct 2002
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| Who would you shoot? And are we getting out of PG-13 territory here? Ugh, I hate it when FF freaks out. I hate myself more for not noticing, and I just keep pressing "Reply".  __________________ Superman does good. You're doing well. - Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock *Pia* Last edited by wanderer78 : 11-10-2007 at 05:21 PM. | |||
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| Moderator Support Team | That's Jerry for you I'm not surprised that  has its freak outs. I haven't really been on all day  | |||
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| Master Fan | My bank account cares about gas mileage.  But having a gun on top of your ride is nice. I can blow the tires of the stupid drivers... get them off the road!! | |||
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