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Old 11-16-2004, 04:27 AM
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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?





Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - brousing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

Awful.
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Old 11-16-2004, 04:38 AM
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Great quotes!

The ending to the first quote you posted always cracks me up so much
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Holy *****. Where's the Tylenol?
. I can see why he would have a headache after all that. And his cousin Eddie actually brought his boss to his house with a big red ribbon on him
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Old 11-16-2004, 04:46 AM
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Same with me, it's always the end that gets me.


Eddie is so funny and stupid.


Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

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Old 11-16-2004, 05:05 AM
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Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.




Have you ever seen the Las Vegas one?
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:33 AM
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Oh yeah, I've seen all of them and have all of them! Well mom and dad have the X-mas one and the first Vacation on dvd, lol, I used to watch Vacation and European Vacation all the time. I've go the European one on tape.

Rusty getting busted in that sex club. "Hey, my good man!" "She's not a prositute!"

And that whole scene where they're on the train always cracks me up. And the game show..
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:41 AM
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I have them all as well! They are so great to own. I loved Ethan Embry as Rusty in Vegas Vacation. Him winning all those cars just by putting a dollar in a slot machine I wish I could do that!

Rusty: I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car.


I love the part when they go to the hoover dam.

Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?

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The Damn Dam Tour


Yeah, I wish I could get that lucky too. Would be great!!

I used to love Ethan Embry! He was So cute!
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:50 AM
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Oh he was still is too

Have you ever seen any TV Christmas movies?
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:55 AM
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Oh i know. I loved him in Dragnet till they cancelled it.


Yeah, I've seen a bunch but it's been a while.

Hmm, does anyone remember that Holiday tv movie with Kirk Cameron? I still have that on tape after all these years.
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Was Dragnet like a police drama type of show? I think I have heard of it but Im not sure.


I dont think I have ever seen that tv movie. I remember seeing Christmas shoes, A holiday to remember, and this other really cute movie about this guy who rents a fake family ( a mother and her little daughter) to impress his boss with and he needs up falling in love with the mother.
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:30 AM
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Was Dragnet like a police drama type of show? I think I have heard of it but Im not sure.


I dont think I have ever seen that tv movie. I remember seeing Christmas shoes, A holiday to remember, and this other really cute movie about this guy who rents a fake family ( a mother and her little daughter) to impress his boss with and he needs up falling in love with the mother.
Yep, it was. It stared Ed O'Neil from Married with Children. I thought it was good but they canceled it within just a few shows.

Is that last one called Jack and Sarah? I think it is, right? With Samantha Mathis? Cute movie that I have somewhere on tape.
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I like most of the movies already mentioned. I also like the movie Jack Frost.
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Old 11-16-2004, 02:19 PM
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I've never seen Jack Frost. Maybe it will come on tv this year.
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Old 11-17-2004, 01:35 AM
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Jack Frost was a pretty good movie, made me cry at the ending. Most holiday movies make me tear up.

No it wasnt Jack and Sarah but that is a really cute movie. Im not too sure what it was called. I know there was a older man at the ending that turned out to be an angel and he got those two together for the little girl. Gosh, I wish I knew what it was called.
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Old 11-17-2004, 01:39 AM
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Elf, one of my new favorite holiday movies, that movie was great
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