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Old 10-24-2004, 08:41 PM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep
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Old 10-25-2004, 12:50 PM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his
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Old 10-26-2004, 03:36 AM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian
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Old 10-29-2004, 09:58 AM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe
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Old 10-29-2004, 11:07 AM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe from
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Old 10-29-2004, 02:17 PM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe from the
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Old 10-30-2004, 02:08 PM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe from the crazed
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Old 10-30-2004, 04:18 PM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe from the crazed sandwich
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:13 PM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe from the crazed sandwich that
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:31 PM
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe from the crazed sandwich that kissed
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Ian looked down at the sandwich that crawled beneath his white afghan and the sandwich leapt up! It went over Ian's head while he writhed across the patio, begging for the pool to swallow him. He turned around panting as squirrels appeared from the hole in his crotch. After the squirrel jumped at Ian, some unknown cabbage suddenly burst open and cackled. Ian was shocked to find gasoline dripping onto the sneakers that he was wearing and he shrieked with his mouth closed. Ian smelled them and cringed at how the sneakers danced dirty. When he besmirthed his sausage there appeared a small gazelle that laughed at him. Now Ian was caught red handed kissing a goat without any motive and he really wanted to evaporate into thin shorts. He almost got raped by a really gargantuan bumblebee when his pants dropped and got into a fight with the squirrel that was gnawing the sandwich. It stared intensely at him while Ian blushed a bit and smiled ferociously. The thick zucchini gay-danced around some of the colorful shrubberies and Ian decided to join it. They laughed at what the zucchini was saying about strawberries and wanted to try some of the sandwiches, which were filled with delicious trollops. Suddenly Ian realised that his own toothbrush had disappeared. He didn't understand why he always had to kiss people when they were ugly and so repulsive. It was so tiring to keep his accordian safe from the crazed sandwich that kissed everyone.
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