1- Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."


2- Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"


3- Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."


4- Emmett: "Oooo, scary."


5- Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"


6- Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."


7- Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."


8- Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"


9- Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."


10- Edward: "Oops."


11- Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."


12- Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away"


13- Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes"


14- Edward: "You look so guilty --- like you've commited a crime"


15- Sam: “This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area.”


16- Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead"


17- Jasper: “I can’t understand. I can’t bear this.”


18- Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."


19- Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome"


20- Jacob: “I’ll kill you myself! I’ll do it now!”


21- Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified."

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btw the first quote was posted twice

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